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    TUTORIAL: How to enter airplane with handgun 
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    1- You must have a generic thick laptop (Not macbook, it's too hard to disassembly).

    2- Disassembly your laptop, then insert pieces of pistol and bullets on free space, if you are too lazy to assembly pistol, just buy this very compact pistol Heizer and cover with lead foil on both sides.

    3- Assembly laptop again.

    4- Go to Airport and deliver your laptop backpack, let in x-scanner, they aren't able to see your laptop contains a pistol because hardwares and lead foil are concealing this pistol.



    5- On Airplane, just open laptop, then disassembly, the event happens and have fun.

    6- :truth:
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    Nobody's x-raying my fucking laptop, fuck them
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    that only works if he doesn't have any replies, barry
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    ivan perez montano of guadalajara, mexico
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    obnoxious bitch has taken the form of a creepy mac user
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    disassembly laptops by a gunning reason
    the event

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    ivan perez montano of guadalajara, mexico
    Blake "the pig" snickerson of texas, usa
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    'snickerson' literally means 'son of snickers' which implies clay ate his parents
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    blake "el cerdo" hijo d'chocolatina

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    my weapons turn me into "el cerdo" every once in awhile

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    also, i just noticed

    Quote Originally Posted by elezzzark
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    edited lastly by a quotes removal reason

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    I fucking love elezzark
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    codes removal reason even!

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    event happens and have fun.
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    yeah elz lead foil, that's not flagged by anyone
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    can admin plz change clays username to Blake "the pig" snickerson
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    personally I'd just shove it up my ass arse tell security I have a metal hip I mean uh STOP DISCUSSING TERRORIST PLOTS ON MY FORUM ELEZZZARK GOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
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    what a mighty dick, also this thread sucks what are you some sort of terrorist? Reported to the FBI.
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    get them to send snake to sneak into elz house a-oh wait you wouldnt need stealth to sneak up on elz never mind, just send someone to kill him please

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    classic thread "the event"

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