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    and I had some pot.
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    I bet rooty came on your pants when you weren't even wearing them
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    We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"
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    Sorry rooty but it's out there now and I gotta deal too.

    Should have kept your fat mouth shut when I told you the first 200 times.
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    I've got to make light of it
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    Oh well, he can go enjoy his swamp whore.
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    lisa you are going to die alone




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    only m0nde will attend your funeral




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    Stop wishing I'd give a fuck about you drop-kick.
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    Oh no wait, I really want you there to look at me when I die, you are so important to my death and life like that.

    Loser.
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    I wish I had a moronic brown toothed mole with me. Then my life would be complete.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter View Post
    We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"
    for some reason i dont believe anything you say, you stupid whore
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    wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

    Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .
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    ive been diagnosede its called im gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxtoyz666 View Post
    wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

    Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .
    im not even a vegetarian i was a vegetarian for a long time but im a vegan too so i have no idea what organic food even is but i see how the two things could be related. i don't eat organic food. I don't really eat anything because im vegan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
    ive been diagnosede its called im gay
    wow i guess that's why the jewish men hold all of the power in this world huh mr. goldberg...
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxtoyz666 View Post
    wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

    Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .
    It's just a correlation of population growth.

    Tim is gay.
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    Australian dominos is way better. Also shut up Lisa
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    ive been diagnosede its called im gay
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    Also shut up Lisa
    No. Piss off to swamp whore jerk off.
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    Getting jizzed on 24/7 sounds romantic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter View Post
    We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"
    loooooooooool
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    flies thousands of miles across the world to prematurely ejaculate while hugging a girl nothing but alpha dogs at ytmnsfw boys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desolation View Post
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    Yeah actually I came inside her after being in aus for two hours, thanks for the bullshit lisa
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    took 2 hours to take his pants off
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    Yeah actually I came inside her after being in aus for two hours, thanks for the bullshit lisa
    That's technically true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
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