i am the one who plays the trumpet

[jon]

elezark's family, breaking bad, race relations, stevey backpedaling twice, terrible toss

http://dillodort.com/blowthetrumpet/

[steveyos]

backpedaling how what'd I miss

[steveyos]

is that the video with monde where he slowly waddles his way to the escape van after the parking garage or the one where we're with tek and he fucking sucks worse than monde lmao

[jon]

this was the first day we played where we fucked up nightclub and then we fucked up rats

[jon]

i think i have video of tek fucking it all up yesterday but i just finished editing day one, there's still another day before i get to the newest

[steveyos]

I gotta upload just the part with the cops fuckimg walking through the van and ask overkill why

[steveyos]

they post on the steam forums so I'll actually get a reply too, another reason I almost like the devs

gayming

[steveyos]

what we should be doing, to be cool, is play minecraft

[always stevey]

Jon plays the trumpet out of his butt

[jon]

backpedaling how what'd I miss

the two parts where you get dogtrolled by assaults and you hilariously state LETS GO THIS WAY NOPE LETS NOT GO THIS WAY

ironic backpedalling

[steveyos]

lol at what parts I rapidfire so many good ones I can't even keep track

[steveyos]

oh my god when I get weed I'm gonna take weed and vicodin and my neighbors are just gonna have to deal with it I'm gonna get so crunk

we all really need to play second life so we can troll people and twitch.tv it actually let's twitch.tv everything when we're playing a game like payday where we can't troll other people (though we can always troll tek but not counting that) we can troll our twitch.tv viewers

[steveyos]

I JUST WANNA BE FREE

[steveyos]

I JUST WANT RUBY TO STOP MAKING A BUNCH OF REFERENCES ABOUT STUPID HOLLYWOOD SHIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT

[jon]

i'm never gonna enjoy a subscription game i fucking hate paying monthly i already gave up eve online and i don't need a second life because my first one is pretty good

so yesterday i was joining four stores jobs on crime.net randomly and this one guy changed his contract between when i saw it and when i finished connecting, and i didn't notice, and so it turns out i accidentally did the ukranian pro job

its fucking hard guys, without the c4 demo skill on safes, you'd be completely fucked, the wave of SWAT cops that floods onto the street after about 3 minutes, when you have all the bags and the van comes back, is enormous i litereally could not see any of the street behind them there must have been 30 or 40

finally some actual realism: robbing a jewelry store with explosives will actually get you fucked

[steveyos]

don't get tired of it before I play again I still haven't done any of those red ones

[always stevey]

never liked john or his racism