my friend who is a cop, finally tracked where the prankcalls have been coming from: webster, mass. it's bev phoning me

[internutt]

i can confirm its bev prankcalling me now and will bebissuing a cease and desist letter. she is a hacker or is using hacking tools. please ban her.

[Bev.]

YOUR A FUCKING LIER INTERNUTT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE OR HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO CUT THE SHIT YOU LIER

[maxgoldberg]

i actually backtraced those calls to bevs apartment thru echolocation and found the calls were coming from inside bevs own home. she should be careful there could be a killer on the loose hiding in the stacks of dusty junk mail

[Bev.]

i never called him hes lieing for one thing i dont even know his real name dont know where he lives or his phone number so its all a lie

[maxgoldberg]

i really hope what you say is true bev, because internutt is a war veteran with ptsd and that wouldn't be a cool thing to do to him

[Bev.]

im telling the truth i dont do shit like that and like i say i dont even know who he is only internutt

[internutt]

hacking is a federal misdemeanour in the state of massachuggets bev. you did do this because only lisa knows my real name is xiao and she mustw done gone told you dat. and you phoned my house at 3am and screamed my name and said "internutt is a brown fuck machine fueled by rice". i knew it was you.

my lawyer will be contacting you soon

[maxgoldberg]

i think everyone better laywer up just to be safe

[maxgoldberg]

lisa cant afford a laywer, so her governement case worker will rep her lol

[Bev.]

no i dont know that its a lie and dont invole lisa in this i know your her friend and hate me but im not doing any thing to you its all a lie

[internutt]

my parents have one of the top 10 lawyer groups in busan, 코리아 on retainer. so really its just easy for me.

and yes bev, they have a experience in dealing with suspects in America.


you better start learning korean bev, because you might be extradited to face trial there.

[Bev.]

SORRY INTERNUTT IM NOT DOING A B DAM THING TO YOU AND NEVER DID AND BELIEVE ME I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN SHIT LIKE THAT

[Battery Bits]

Lame

[Bev.]

ok lisa thanks

[DP's Lawyer]

As a certified internet lawyer, I would suggest that you cease all harassment of the user known as "internut" (herein referred to as 'the plaintiff'), or you may find yourself in an actionable position.

Disclaimer:
I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and this post should not be considered legal advice.

[internutt]

SORRY INTERNUTT IM NOT DOING A B DAM THING TO YOU AND NEVER DID AND BELIEVE ME I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN SHIT LIKE THAT

then why are you saying sorry now?

this prank call harassment has made me stay up all night in fear, cost me relationships and re-activated my PTSD card.

Bev, you are going to be sued for ruining my quality of life.


you will probably get a call soon from my lawyer.

[maxgoldberg]

i will be contacting my lawyer too so i dont feel left out.

[Battery Bits]

Cag trying to fit in

[maks]

Cag does fit in, she's an A lister, and most people who like her do it unironically

[maxgoldberg]

Lisa is obsessed with fitting in with people she will never meet irl. She's got her priorities screwed up. Most women her age have a house, career, husband and kids. She has a world of shit. No wonder she cant make friends her own age.

[Battery Bits]

Cag does fit in, she's an A lister, and most people who like her do it unironically

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