Looks like I'm going to have a dog... at least for a while

[xoxo]

What should I call him?

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going to call him

"maks"

[Lexi Persimmons]

kidnapping,murder and mental illness. Now beastieality? Don't we already know to much about you?

[rubycalaber]

>tfw you will never be lisa's dog

[boobz]

shut this absolute piece of shit thread down

[blumpkin blownuts]

doesn't much matter what you name someone else's dog that isn't yours

[xoxo]

doesn't much matter what you name someone else's dog that isn't yours

lol

going to call him "maks is a DAWG phuKKKer"

or just "maks" for short

[rubycalaber]

j00 (AnNOOt l0KKK der d0g 1n tee b@KKK yARRRD

[xoxo]

OH

lock

yeah, I couldn;t live myself knowing that poor dog is locked up there for another day... he's a big dog, a nice dog, he needs a walk, food and a pat and someone who will clean up his dog shit

their whole courtyard is covered in it

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thing is, it's not even a yard, it's even smaller than my courtyard and no grass or anything... like it's just a couple of meters by a couple of meters

[rubycalaber]

sounds bogan as fuck

[xoxo]

cheap rent

I've got the biggest courtyard of all the scum in this rat box

That makes me like queen of the rat box

I'm very posh so don't you start

[steveyos]

this is magical

[steveyos]

it's like reality fiction it's so unbelievable but it's real

[xoxo]

it's true

I'll take a pic of the dog tomorrow after my daring rescue

[steveyos]

it's not just

actually yes OK

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO9OOOO

[xoxo]

I've got a plan, wake up after sleeping, go get a spare dog lead off my mum... come home, jump the fence, bring a screwdriver, take off the fly screen on the toilet window, climb in, open back door, get dog and his dog bowl because I think he likes his dog bowl... and that mangled stuffed animal that seems to be his only toy.... bring him out the front, lock front door behind me... feed him and take him for a walk, come home and make a cushy bed for him outside... and yeah... just keep him until I know what is going on

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and then at least if the cops come back to crawl over the roof again they won't have to break anything to get inside

lisa just got a new fuck toy

[xoxo]

There is nothing wrong with having sex with pre-pubescent animals.

pfft lol

[xoxo]

maks the "stolen" dog

[rubycalaber]

inb4 it killed and ate your neighbor and you're next

[xoxo]

lol, he's a friendly dog

[rubycalaber]

thats what it wants you to think

[timmy]

i bet it has a big knot

[xoxo]

thats what it wants you to think

LOL

going to walk him now

[xoxo]

i bet it has a big knot

I'll get the dog to cam with you Timothy Abraueeiou

[Plug Drugs]

lol

[rubycalaber]

barrys curve vs maks knot