just woke up, gotta slam these 9 beers otherwise i wont get drunk

[Plug Drugs]

its good to get 4 and a half hours of sleep in before drinking, that way if you end up staying up all night, you'll at least have gotten some sleep earlier.
Its a flawless strategy

[Desolation]

your life disgusts me.

[timmy]

all you do is abuse your body erry day its sad to know that theres people more pathetic than myself

[Plug Drugs]

[Plug Drugs]

i was going to post the clip from a scanner darkly where robert downey jr is telling woody harrelson "your life and watching you live it is like a gag reel of ineffective bodily functions" but couldnt find it

[timmy]

didnt you say you got constipation for days straight? man that dont sound too healthy

[Plug Drugs]

actually quite common for me even when i was a kid

[timmy]

eat ya fibres and drink ya fluids

[Plug Drugs]

hmm i dont know, i prefer only having to shit twice a week, for two good reasons:
- my poop is usually solid, not nasty disgusting unhygenic messy poop that takes forever to wipe up (and even after you finish wiping, you still feel like you didnt quite get it all)
- i rarely have to shit in disgusting public toilets

[Plug Drugs]

unlike most children who were fascinated by the act of shitting and farting and the like, i was usually disgusted by fart/shit jokes, i never saw what was funny in them other than you are inconveniencing everyone around you with unpleasant thoughts and odors

[sex with dead people]

I think its time for an intervention or at least go on the Dr Phil show or something

[juji]

drug addict, faggot with voice changer and 24/7 gamer without social skills sicken me.

Except Sex with dead people is cool and funny, i like him

[sex with dead people]

I don't have any social skills either and my mom won't buy me a Wii U since I was bad again.

[juji]

I don't have any social skills either and my mom won't buy me a Wii U since I was bad again.

Stop trolling me

[boobz]

slam some oxypomepamagren and norazepamahgmen and reitloitgogly and goodnight

[juji]

barry believed this video

[boobz]

uh well it's pretty slick production

[oOBatteryOo]

Pluggy why do you abuse yourself

You should abuse me instead

which if you think about it is just another way of abusing yourself

nevermind do your thing

[Plug Drugs]

barry believed this video

what about that video is fake?

[Pronoun]

[maks]

[timmy]

i believ a video ive never watched and dont plan on watching

[steveyos]

plug drugs tried to troll me like however long ago and literally the next day he completely spirals into something only tim can relate to

[timmy]

steven yelle deleetes website, going for 100th time new world record.

seriously i bet stevey is a contender for world heavyweight retardd who deletes website every time he gets bouts of depression(stevey cant handkle his emotions at all its fucking sad)

[Lexi Persimmons]

Steffie should sleep with the fishes.

[steveyos]

man those posts sure effected me

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs tried to troll me like however long ago and literally the next day he completely spirals into something only tim can relate to

i didn't really care too much to begin with
you're still talking about it so clearly i was successful

[steveyos]

oh yeah one thing's for sure every time I close my eyes and try to sleep I see it. you're haunting me plug drugs your words cut me really deep and I am eternaly bleeding lol jk fag oh my god you suck so bad at posting you shoulda stayed in the background

[steveyos]

ugh I had two vicodin today ugh

[Plug Drugs]

if i just let you do your thing, you start owning yourself, no need to reply really