I only ask as I was recently deflowering this super hot young virgin and when I pushed my dick in and heard her scream for a moment, I had this thought of how it's her first time, and just like when you split open a tight mango. It only happens once.
How many of you have ever fucked fruit?
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Have u ever fucked a piece of fruit?Dweezil Member
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05-18-2012well there was that one time I wanted to see what the big deal about Tim's Hole™ was...
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05-18-2012ever seen kai green fuck a grape fruit? lol
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no son i'm not no god damn FRUIT!!!!
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05-18-2012
i bet that virgin gave you the worst blowjob of your life
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05-18-2012I think I've had worse, but she was pretty awful at the blowjob. too much teeth, gagging a bit, and she spat on my dick a few times. ugh.
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
i made up for it by destroying her snatch like a tight fruit getting smashed. she's about 9 years younger than me, which was fun. fucking immature bitches with the worst conversationLast edited by boobz; 05-18-2012 at 11:49 PM.
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05-19-2012I honestly LMFAO. Originally Posted by boobz
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05-19-2012I make them gag to fuck then slap them and make them gag some more Originally Posted by boobz
that's one of my fave bits :(
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05-19-2012laughing a t a boobz post? thats a paddlin
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05-19-2012It's fucking odd to be sure.
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05-19-2012it's fucking keith to be sure yessir
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05-19-2012i was tempted to grab her throat and choke her a bit (she has a tiny little throat would 'ave been fun) but i didn't want it to be completely weird for her breaking in Originally Posted by Chris Hughes
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05-19-2012seriously one sex tape ruined this guys career Originally Posted by rootbeer
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05-19-2012i think i ruined this girl's career when i deflowered her the other night. she's a dancer and sent me a grumpy text message that she was having trouble walking properly.
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05-19-2012lol i bet
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05-19-2012typical man taking pride in causing a woman pain and injury and boasting about how he debilitated her
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05-21-2012except the part about you fucking a 9 year old thats probably true
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05-21-2012i fucked a banana once
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05-21-2012Afraid not. She's tried calling me a few times now, but fuck it Originally Posted by Garfield
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05-21-2012i think youve had too much clan macgregor for one day
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hmmm virgin clingy 20ish year old... starting to sound like a fat chick my friends
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05-21-2012true dat Originally Posted by lnopia the great
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05-21-2012nah she's actually really fit (she's a dancer) but yeah she's a bit clingy. hence why i'm not answering her calls/smss
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05-21-2012what the fuck is clan mcgregoir i think it's time you put down the keyboard son and get some rest. i think i can hear your imaginary weed plants screaming for more codeine & phosphate lmao Originally Posted by Garfield
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i know larger women who have danced their whole life (she is a dancer)
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05-21-2012(she is fat)
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