not really any funny threads to post in...

[timmy]

still got 2 day old threads on the first page... *le sigh*

[maks]

so now you're trying to be internut?

[timmy]

fag above me

[maks]

why can't you just be yourself barry?

[timmy]

because thats exactly what you want

[maks]

barry I'm your hero you're supposed to be kissing my ass and trying to please me so why don't you just do as I say, alright?

[timmy]

sounds gay

[maks]

it totally is but it's what you're good at

[Plug Drugs]

barry to be honest (and i don't think i'm alone when i say this) you are funner and a better poster when you are your rambling old self
Although you are easy to make fun of, the truth is a lot of posters have a special place in their heart for your dweeby awkward honesty
i think you take the opinions of others too seriously, when you should maybe just go with it

[rubycalaber]

agreed, share us your honest opinions on gays in the military or something

[timmy]

if you were in a war against a super army made up entirely of homosexuals you would be more scared of getting captured and raped if you were a man so yea its like psychological warfare making everyone pack suicide pills just in case they cant get away

[timmy]

btw i really dont care what anyone but ruby said in this thread

[rubycalaber]

and only because I wanted to talk about gays

[rubycalaber]

you know DARPA tried to develop a chemical weapon that you could release over enemy troops that would turn them gay so they'd all abandon their posts to fuck each other

[rubycalaber]

I think thats a good origin story for a super villain, a guy who got that tested on him and turned into a super gay rapist who sprays people with a gas that makes them gay rapists too

[timmy]

if he took over the world it would end up one hot sweaty orgy for ever

[timmy]

so dreamy

[rubycalaber]

you could have one land mass for gay men and one land mass for gay women and every year people who lose a lottery would have to meet up in saaaaaay scotland (the straightest places on earth) and have sex so we'd still have babbys

this is a good idea for a sci-fi story someone write it

[timmy]

or they could just artificially inseminate that would mean no one would have to have straight sex everything would be paradise

[rubycalaber]

there should be a movie about a Cum Currier™ who has to take gay cum to the lesbian land while militant homosexuals who dont want any kind of straight reproduction try to stop them

[timmy]

>that feel when someone fingerbangs your bumhole and shoves it in your face afterwards
>the horror

[rubycalaber]

I do that to myself sometimes since I will be absent mindidly scratching my asshole and then scratch my nose

[timmy]

does it make you feel filthy? horny? what effect does it have on ye

[rubycalaber]

it makes me lis since it's funny

once I accidentally wiped my ass and then my dick with the same piece of toilet paper, thus smearing shit all over my nobhead, and I lol'd heartily

[maks]

you wipe your dick?

[rubycalaber]

yeah after I piss so I don't get my wet dick wiping on my dressing gown

[maks]

what is a dressing gown? also haven't scots discovered shaking yet?

[rubycalaber]

a dressing gown is what I call a bathrobe which everyone always asks me what I mean so I dont even know if a dressing gown is a real thing or just something I made up anyway I wear a bathrobe all day every day like The Dude

are you cut? I think my dick is more likely to retain urine by a foreskin reason

[maks]

ahh, good point. like every other american male I was mutilated at birth by a jew reason.

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