Thread: i fucking hate my fucking life
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05-29-2012
and i spent the weekend with this girl ive been in love with for 5 years,
and friday night was great because i was high on oxy, but that was the last of my oxy and ive been in withdrawals the past 3 days, stranded at her house with no gas money. It was embarassing. Now she's going to start dating this fucking prick douche bag and well i just don't know what to do
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05-29-2012
either quit spending all your money on oxy or get a better job. I was about your age when I realized that carrying a torch for a girl I have no shot with is bullshit and only hurts my head. go to a bar and bang a fat chick, it's way easier than impressing a pretty girl and the end result is the same
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05-29-2012
the worst part is the guy shes going to start dating is shorter than me, uglier than me, and younger than me.
maybe i just tried too hard or maybe this guy has brainwashed her or something, idk
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05-29-2012
or maybe you're fucking broke and have no motivation beyond getting your next batch of pills. girls are looking for someone to take care of them or at least be half of an equal partnership, you haven't demonstrated that you're ever going to be anything more than dead weight.
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05-29-2012
or find a girl who's as big of a junkie as you are but be ready for her to mooch all your drugs
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05-29-2012
and leave you when a guy comes along who can afford more drugs for her to mooch
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05-29-2012
well i'm going to go take a huge shit.
This cheese pizza i ate a week ago has been backed up in my digestive tract for like a week now
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05-29-2012
yeah. the shit was so large, it ripped open my asshole or something i think, and i had to jump in the shower and spray cold water on it until it stopped bleeding
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05-29-2012
uggh i'm sitting here with napkins shoved in my ass to soak up blood, is this how women feel when they have their period?
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05-29-2012
someones been putting the wrong robotussin on their weed plants lately
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