Clarissa let's talk about where you're at in your life now

[urkles girlfriend]

paul blart paul blart!!!!

[TheLizardWhisperer]

deep space (clarissa's vag) 9 (number of std's)

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Clarissa we need to finish ds9

[urkles girlfriend]

you should really check out paul blart.

[urkles girlfriend]

paul blart, mall cop

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I'm looking forward to paul blart 3: king of queers

[urkles girlfriend]

I'm sure you are, but that will have to wait until after you guarded the mall and drove around the parking lot in a truck with a light on the top

[TheLizardWhisperer]

[TheLizardWhisperer]

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

have you seen dawn of the dead? the mall's head of security is kinda like you lol

[urkles girlfriend]

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I can't grow mustaches like that