Cody was pretendeing to be his fake wife the entire freaking time lmao having conversations with himself and +repping himself

[maks]

Lets be honest no matter what you say I'm still going to try and talk you out of it because there's nothing you can tell me that will make me believe that getting the government involved improves a relationship in any way

[maks]

can you name anything on the planet that is made better by government paperwork? I can name about a million things that are ruined...

[maks]

I don't think complicating and potentially jeopardizing your relationship for the sake of impressing other people or living up to some antiquated traditional bullshit is a very responsible thing to do

[maks]

we already have a type of serious relationship free of government interference it's called going steady

[maks]

well at least that's what it was called in the 50's

[maks]

Well 5 years is a decent chunk of time maks, bepending on certain socioeconomic factors it may not be advisable for us to marry in 5 years, but then again in 25 years it would be if social security still exists, it's all really relative at this point, it's just not something I am against doing. I have no problem telling a woman I love that i'd marry her at some distant point in the future. last 6 words there say volumes.

the timeframe is irrelevant, I don't care if you've been dating for 30 years there's no good reason to get married ever.

in my line of work I deal with a lot of servers, and the #1 rule with servers is if there's nothing wrong with them you leave them the fuck alone, because if you go dicking around trying to improve it you run the risk of breaking the whole thing. you do not change things that are working fine just for the hell of it. when you're dealing with something that's really important, stability is key.

so what's wrong with your relationship that makes you believe you need to change it?

[boobz]

yeah man cause I'm getting younger and thinner and the hair on my head isnt slowly limping backwards and appearing in random other places on my body now that i'm pushing 40.

I just traded up on an 18 year age difference and found the exact type of woman I had once before and totallly fucked up with and lost. How often do you get a second chance like that, and also no kids. Dude, a woman who isn't fucking mental, younger than me, no kids.

Did i mention completely sane and no kids?

Oh yeah she aint got kids.

Her kids IS AINT FUCKING BORN

Some very strong pros here, but still some cons worth weighing up:

Pros:
- No kids? Fantastic
- Sane
- Young? Great.

Cons:
- No kids... yet. She'll be pushing you for them soon enough. Watch this space.
- Mental age? Trying to have any kind of intellectual conversation with younguns is like hitting your head against a wall.

marks reminds me of ron swanson

except ron swanson believes in love

[Genital Doli]

Certain "assholes" may see it

wait until she finds out

yeah once she find out you have red rep...
eck

[jon]

wait until she finds out

[jon]

wait until she learns of and reads some posts on the forum

[jon]

wait until she wants to register and finds out her name has already been taken

[Genital Doli]

jon ban cody

[Genital Doli]

im crying and im sad and im a baby and i want the admin 2 ban u pls any one who is litsening we have been overrun with lizards onl y a few survive dthe lizard infest ation dont repeat o ur mistak pls nooooooooooo

[Genital Doli]

The Meaning of ABDL
ABDL means "Adult Baby Diaper Lover"


So now you know - ABDL means "Adult Baby Diaper Lover" - don't thank us. YW! Do you know the slang dictionary meaning of WOOT or what GF means?

What does ABDL mean? ABDL is an acronym, abbreviation or slang word that is explained above where the ABDL definition is given.

[Genital Doli]

Glad you know that off the top of youre head cody.

[Genital Doli]

yea i got the joke cody its just one of probably the most unfuny things ive ever read in my life

down with the cody protectorate down with the lizards down with the lizard king

wait szmantha was just a rep alt?

the world may never know

[Lisa]

When divorcing a fake internet wife alt account, all rep must be split between the accounts equally at the time of the divorce, this does not seem like it happened in your case cody and I would contact a fake interent lawyer as soon as possible to resolve this matter.

a lawyer agreed with my cody, and all the sudden it's my alt account try again buddy

this whole thing seems super gay either way

hear me out for a second

so either samantha is not your alt account and actually your wife or whatever the fuck, that's gay your posting on a forum like this with your girlfriend, that's super fucking gay even gayer than

making this all up and posting as your own girlfriend for rep.

can't afford marriage counseling try ytmnd forums instead

[Genital Doli]

Whatever happened to her being "gone for a weak"

[Genital Doli]

Wow cody is able 2 log onto an account and another acount and write posts as his alt acount, that means it must not be him whos doing it

[Genital Doli]

okay, we heard you out, now you hear me out. If you have a issue with me being his fiancee, then shut the hell up and come to me with it. Or just keep it to yourself, all it does it make you look like a a jealous little douch. Do you actually think for a second that what you say is bothering me or him? Do you actually think you sound funny ,or good or whatever the fuck you think your being? just comes accross as a jealous asshole that either 1) cannot get a girl/guy (whatever your preference) 2) can't get her/him to actually do something you like doing or 3)don't want him/her seeing what your doing because either your hiding something yourself or are ashamed of yourself. You think your something, think again. I don't claim to be something I'm not.

[Genital Doli]

Codys alt/online waifu takeing time out of her very busy schedule of working and beign a "normal person" to defend her status as codys actual online wife he posts with and not just a rep alt with twenty paragraphs

[Genital Doli]

You need to stop reading dp's fucked up half attention payed to responses and read my Op's.

thats never going to happen

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