lisa we should take dp on his offer

[Autistic Spectrum]

LISA CODEY CAG ,

SON OF RUBYNET YOU WILL BE BORN

I PROMISE YOU THAT

[Plug Drugs]

I said no

really? alright =\ you kind of just broke my heart

[Autistic Spectrum]

and everyone else who posts here, she really let us all down ,, it's cause she's a mean witch lady who likes to spoil everyone's fun

[Plug Drugs]

lisa you are being really ungrateful and it's sort of pissing me off

yeah. she is. its a little ridiculous, but its her decision i guess so whatever, i'm not even going to dwell on it, i already know from experience that it would be a huge waste of time to dwell on it.

[Lisa]

Wow

You're that stupid and wonder why I would not even let you in my house

Pathetic, none of you have any right to me

[Plug Drugs]

just leave me alone lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

Wow

You're that stupid and wonder why I would not even let you in my house

Pathetic, none of you have any right to me

lisa who are you to decide who comes in your house, we the taxpayers of england pay for your house so we decide, and we've decided that pluyg drugs is flying to penguin island, and raw dogging you on webcam untill you are pregrant with his child, and the childs name will be

lisa cody cag

[internutt]

What makes you think I would have sex with you?

I would not let you in my house you are abusive.

thats funny, it seems like you're the abusive one actually.

[Lisa]

thats funny, it seems like you're the abusive one actually.

Oh so saying "no" is abusive? Weak.

I am talking about his random psycho outbursts that include death threats and it's MY house and MY vagina and I'm not having him in either and if that's abusive then tough titties.

[timmy]

Wow

You're that stupid and wonder why I would not even let you in my house

Pathetic, none of you have any right to me

i pay my taxes, pretty sure i do, your ass is mine

[timmy]

MY vagoina MY rules, MY taxes MY rules,
not sure where i stand guys

[timmy]

lisa help me think

[Lisa]

lisa help me think

It's simple, it's up to me who I fuck and who I let in my house, I don't owe you anything and I'll fuck you only if I want to. You've got more work to do on that front. There has been a slight improvement, I'm finding I can tolerate you for like a whole 30 seconds at a time and that's 25 seconds up from last week.

Ideally you'll need to make it to like 10 mins if we are going to have sex.

[Lisa]

But I met a guy I might give it go with next week, I'm thinking about it, well actually I want to but I'm nervous, he wanted to come to my place tomorrow or Friday but I was all "can I have a bit longer to digest this and prepare? I'm nervous" and he said that should be fine so I need to find where I put my balls I think, grab them and then grab his. Even then who knows if it will pan out as anything other than a fuck, I don't even know if I will fuck him, but I don't know what to do but if I don't find my confidence some other bitch will snatch him up, see I'm WAY over thinking it. Plus I'm speaking way too soon but we'll see.

[Plug Drugs]

you guys have to understand that lisa doesn't want rootbeer 2.0 flying over, she just wants to casually smoke pot and occasionally have sex with people her own age she can relate to

[Autistic Spectrum]

does not matter what lisa want's lisa's brown busted up vagina is merly a vessal for your cum plugdrugs

[juji]

I didnt read this entire thread, I guess Lisa will have sex with a hobo

[Plug Drugs]

sorry Lisa, we tried.. Maybe one day you and Marks will realize you're long lost lovers and hit it off, now I know he's going to try to immediately reject that altogether but he knows you and him occasionally try to see something you like in each other

actually please dont take that idea seriously, if, just hypothetically, the IT guy from connecticut who is the world's leading expert at breaking people down, telling them exactly whats wrong with their sense of self-image, and then turning back to what he was just doing like it was no big deal for some reason tried starting a relationship with the girl with the bad past who from australia who just likes to have sex with everyone but is approaching middle age and wants to find a guy to have a kid with but doesn't know where to look, you and him making love find a way would make for a good bad movie, but you'd probably start to notice things you absolutely can't stand about each other almost immediately and try to block it out, but it would manifest into this thing where marks would get little nervous twitches recalling his past where he didnt give a shit about anybody and it'd bother him

or maybe it would work i dont know

[Plug Drugs]

i'm trying to use sacred geometry and check if the stars are right to see if theres anything that would work, but no go

[Plug Drugs]

and me? well i'm the worst of the worst, not only do i think that sitting around all day playing video games and doing drugs and trying to think up bad ideas for what i should do next are an acceptable way to live life, but then i'm really good at writing, so i'm able to actually find ways to justify all those things and spread them to others

[jon]

- soap opera posting

lisa you are being kind of unreasonable here, mike neesd to fuck, and he wants to fuck you, your the lucky lady lisa

sorry Lisa, we tried.. Maybe one day you and Marks will realize you're long lost lovers and hit it off, now I know he's going to try to immediately reject that altogether but he knows you and him occasionally try to see something you like in each other

actually please dont take that idea seriously, if, just hypothetically, the IT guy from connecticut who is the world's leading expert at breaking people down, telling them exactly whats wrong with their sense of self-image, and then turning back to what he was just doing like it was no big deal for some reason tried starting a relationship with the girl with the bad past who from australia who just likes to have sex with everyone but is approaching middle age and wants to find a guy to have a kid with but doesn't know where to look, you and him making love find a way would make for a good bad movie, but you'd probably start to notice things you absolutely can't stand about each other almost immediately and try to block it out, but it would manifest into this thing where marks would get little nervous twitches recalling his past where he didnt give a shit about anybody and it'd bother him

or maybe it would work i dont know

nice punchline

[Autistic Spectrum]

push gravity will bring lisa and plug drugs together, but photons will end up tearing them apart

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry Lisa, we tried.. Maybe one day you and Marks will realize you're long lost lovers and hit it off, now I know he's going to try to immediately reject that altogether but he knows you and him occasionally try to see something you like in each other

actually please dont take that idea seriously, if, just hypothetically, the IT guy from connecticut who is the world's leading expert at breaking people down, telling them exactly whats wrong with their sense of self-image, and then turning back to what he was just doing like it was no big deal for some reason tried starting a relationship with the girl with the bad past who from australia who just likes to have sex with everyone but is approaching middle age and wants to find a guy to have a kid with but doesn't know where to look, you and him making love find a way would make for a good bad movie, but you'd probably start to notice things you absolutely can't stand about each other almost immediately and try to block it out, but it would manifest into this thing where marks would get little nervous twitches recalling his past where he didnt give a shit about anybody and it'd bother him

or maybe it would work i dont know

maks

lisa why the heck are you fucking random strangers that clearly make you nervous when you have the chance to build an intimate relationship with a friend youve had for years??

[steveyos YOLO]

Sounds like lisa found another retard on her dating site that's desperate to wanna fuck her

[Autistic Spectrum]

little does she know it's acutally tim pretneding to be the bogan of her dreams and when they meet up irl the first time he's going to murder her,

[Genital Doli]

haha go thruogh this thread and read all the plgu drugs posts, i nkow you usualy skip over them, actualy read the ones in tihs thread because, taken as a whole, they are realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy funny for all sorts of realy sad resons

what in the fuck is wrong with you people