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    cody has a disease

    its called fat bitches on his dick

    LOL
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    Nothing wrong with fat bitches, they try hard and have low expectations.
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    Im a fine skinny bitch

    fat bitch fuckers would love to dine on me

    Im Lisa!
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    I'm kind of a big deal around here, if you write my name in sharpie on your snatch I'll make it my signature. it'll give you a lot of credibility, it's the internet equivalent of when you used to fuck the football team in high school.
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    I dont care much for soccer

    I spent more time in drama drawing faces on my cooter and having the other girls make it make faces!

    That got me a LOT of credibility! All the guys wanted to see!
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    fucking the football team isn't about enjoying sports it's about enhancing your social standing and that's what I'm offering to do for you right now
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    Im offering you to treat a proper lady

    Not whore her out.

    Now put up or get out of my forum.
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    oh god don't turn into one of those julia roberts whores. you knew what this was.
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    I was told I could be the queen whore here and I DEMAND to be COCKED and PLEASED until Im COMPLETELY SATISFIED!

    IM QUEEN LISA!
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    No, you were told we know how to treat a whore, which means we treat them respectfully but don't do shit for them unless we get something in return.
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    How am I supposed to return anything if you never do anything?

    Cock or get off my site!
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    look you gotta stop making demands I wanted a whore not a wife
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    OMG...it just keeps getting worse.
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    This is my site.

    And Im not your wife.

    Im your dominatrix.

    Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!
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    Quote Originally Posted by o0Battery0o View Post
    This is my site.

    And Im not your wife.

    Im your dominatrix.

    Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!
    I don't take orders from anyone brah
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    Im not your brah bitch

    Im your whore.

    Now. Cock up or log off.
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    It's up, just don't feel like getting my camera, importing the picture onto my laptop, cropping it to a reasonable size, and uploading it to my website.
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    How about uploading it to my vagina?
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    planning on being in the US any time soon?
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    American men cant handle psycho bitches like me

    :)
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    I dated a crack addict for 6 months you'd be a walk in the park
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    I'd do crack for you
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    No you don't have to do crack but if you could pick up some acid that would be just super
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    can we wrap your dick in sheets and use it as lube so we can have a cosmic fuck fest?
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    I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm not sure paper would make such a great lubricant
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    we can just cover it in mustard too
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    I actually prefer ketchup but whatever it's your snatch
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    sausage and mustard!!!!!!

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

    maks and battery sitting in a treeeeeeeeeeeee
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    gonna hold you under a tree after a picnic then I'm going to name one of my chickens after you
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    I AM QUEEN LISA!

    youre just an obnoxious bitch

    lol
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