using various photographs we can estimate the size of rootbeers penis with reasonable accuracy

[maks]

I'm v tall, and at 7.5" (almost twice the size of yours) my penis is average proportionally to the size of my body

[maks]

idk how tall you are but yours is p small compared to your hand

[root ghost]

No lol focus on making money or working out then you won’t be stuck here doing mental gymnastics about my fat cock

[root ghost]

Posts: 98,000
Ok thank you bye bye time to get a job

[maks]

I am a fairly large man at 6'4". My thumb, at the knuckle, is 1" wide (this is is being generous it's more like 7/8ths but lets round it up)



Assuming rootbeer's thumb is the same width (again, being generous, he's much shorter than me) we can use it to measure the size of his "dick"



From base to tip it is just under 4 inches fully erect, which matches what lisa has told us.

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[maks]

the strange thing is, why would you brag about this? I'm sure it's just fine and most women aren't super disappointed, it's not like you have a micropenis or anything. but who the fuck posts a picture to demonstrate how slightly below average they are?

[root ghost]

Yes we know you have skinny hands OK bud good luck with the McDonald’s interview

[maks]

measure your thumb at the knuckle and I'll update the image. it's probably smaller than mine, I have p big hands

[root ghost]

BuT YoU cAnT bE biGgeR ThAn MEEEE

Grow up kid

[maks]

there are plenty of guys out there bigger than me, idc, I'm perfectly happy with my penis. It is really weird that you'd brag about 3 and a half inches though. most men can top that flaccid.

[maks]

My thumb is about 1.3 wide almost 1.4. What’s it like being a skinny midget

Missed this before. If we assume you're telling the truth, and use that instead of 1", that would still only make your penis 5.1 inches. Congratulations you're less than an inch away from average.

[DrHundos]

ahhaahahahahaha babydick

[Desolation]

I refuse to believe that chode can ejaculate. Looks busted.

[maks]

I wouldn't even call it a chode, chodes are short and thick, that's just kind of stubby

[maks]

it's impressive he was able to produce children with it, I'm sure it doesn't shoot yogurt anywhere near the cervix. she must have been upside down or something.

[Desolation]

the owner of that treestump dick created 17+ children. They will one day read these posts about their distant father gloating about his girth. This is America

[Battery Bits]

idk how tall you are but yours is p small compared to your hand

He’s not that tall

[One Cock]

ahhaahahahahaha babydick

its actually really funny, most posters here have very large Penises. Mine for example is easily 5 inches completely flaccid.

maybe rootbeer has actually been mentally affected by being surrounded by massive, thick and long woman pleasers.

[؜؜؜؜؜]

You’re shorter skinner dumber and poorer with a pencil dick. Anything else?

Put a ruler beside your dick and post a picture of it or shut the fuck up faggot

[maks]

He’s not that tall

is he shorter than you?

[Battery Bits]

No-one is shorter than me

[root ghost]

is he shorter than you?

Yes I am shorter than a legal midget and my penis is tiny and broken

[root ghost]

Put a ruler beside your dick and post a picture of it or shut the fuck up faggot

This forum loves my BWC

[maks]

I have no concept of how tall lisa is it's never come up

[Battery Bits]

I have no concept of how tall lisa is it's never come up

I’m 5’1”

[internutt]

Yes I am shorter than a legal midget and my penis is tiny and broken

how tall is trisha?

[maks]

I’m 5’1”

what a coincidence, rootbeer is 5.1"

[Sunflower]

I’m 5’1”

Your whore

[internutt]

Your whore

11/10

[internutt]

ok, so @rootbeer

listen, i was just thinking about my penis right now and i decided to mesure it while soft.

its 5.2 inches soft. so basically my soft penis is longer and thicker than your erect penis which is shaped like a thumb.

just letting yiou know. okay