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    I guess its not true love after all
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    give him a blumpkin
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    .... i don't know why not.


    ... you have your tongue up there all the time.
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    I dont know what a blumkin is
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    suck his dick while he shits
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    were u not cool in hs?
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    I was a bully in school and i was mean to everyone. I stabbed a kid in the hand lol
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    He told the teacher on me and she didn't send me to the office or anything, just gave me a demerit.
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    yikes!
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    So no i wasnt cool, but nobody messed with me
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    lisa never went to high school (she was institutionalized)
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    Paxil
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    ... I wouldn't mess with someone with the name HOLZ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    I was a bully in school and i was mean to everyone. I stabbed a kid in the hand lol
    I stabbed a big fat guy 5 times in class with a pen and didn't even get into trouble for it.

    He had been giving me wedgies every morning when I went to hang my bag on the hook and one day in class he said something and I just snapped, clambered over all the tables and stabbed him 5 times with the pen and he was bleeding through his shirt and then I ran to the toilets and cried because I was feeling a bit emotional and someone came and found me and asked if I was ok.

    The guy later kicked the shit out of me though. He was a fuckhead. That's why no-one cared when I stabbed him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    So no i wasnt cool, but nobody messed with me
    I was the fucking boss.
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    Funny, I used a pen to stab that kid. One of those green pens that looked like a syringe.
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    The wound filled up with green ink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    I stabbed a big fat guy 5 times in class with a pen and didn't even get into trouble for it.

    He had been giving me wedgies every morning when I went to hang my bag on the hook and one day in class he said something and I just snapped, clambered over all the tables and stabbed him 5 times with the pen and he was bleeding through his shirt and then I ran to the toilets and cried because I was feeling a bit emotional and someone came and found me and asked if I was ok.

    The guy later kicked the shit out of me though. He was a fuckhead. That's why no-one cared when I stabbed him.
    wow mental illness struck you from a young age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    The wound filled up with green ink.
    My guy's wounds filled with blood, no ink

    But because he wa so fucking fat it wasn't that bad, like because the pen just stabbed into his fat.
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    I always got away with everything

    But like he had that comming, I had warned him so many times
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    I always got away with everything
    yeah except when you molested a child as a teacher and lost your teachers license
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    I didn't get emotional when I stabbed Jason. I was calm and collected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caggles View Post
    I didn't get emotional when I stabbed Jason. I was calm and collected.
    I never am calm and collected any of the times I've put a grown man in hospital, I've always been very upset about it and cried a lot afterwards
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    I never am calm and collected any of the times I've put a grown man in hospital, I've always been very upset about it and cried a lot afterwards
    yeah because you're mentally ill
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    thats why you aren't allowed to workj
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    He shouldn't let you in the house while he has sex either
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    jazz, pls stop. your posts really hurt me today. :(
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    im going to fucking kill you.
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    Should to get rid of your influences
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