I found possibly the best video on the internet

[skrizach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JMqrkt_zG4

[always stevey]

that cat is retarded lol

[always stevey]

I want a vaccum sucking cat.

[skrizach]

the best part, imo, is when he is batting at the vacuum

[Autistic Spectrum]

i stuck my dick in a vacum cleaner once, youtube deleted my video,

[Fucklord Bimbo]

It'll live on in our hearts

i had to have my cat declawed and de fanged

[skrizach]

i had to have my cat declawed and de fanged

I didn't because I'm not a monster

and i when i was a kid the same cat was constantly being entered into cat body building contests by my older brothers so i was responsible for tying the weights to its legs in the cage

i had my parrot debeaked when i was 7

[always stevey]

you defang snakes. not cats.

he already had his wings clipped but it bit my mom one time so

[always stevey]

yes. it's monstrous to mutilate your pet.

my mom didnt like animals she also had my dogs teeth removed

we had to soak all his food in water so it turned to mush and feed it to him by hand

[Fucklord Bimbo]

I had my horse circumsized

[Autistic Spectrum]

terrible things i have done to cats

duct taped one to the wall

tied a plastic bag to a cats tail,(this does not sound bad but the cat flipped out and went 200 mph around the house because it thought something was chasing him)

put a cat in a basket on a zip line that went over a lake

I had my horse circumsized

because it feels better?

i put a cat in a pillow case and slung it around my head like a helicopter

[Autistic Spectrum]

cats , lol , fuck em, think there all high and mighty,

[Fucklord Bimbo]

because it feels better?

Easier to keep clean too I guess

cats are so ugly

people are alwas like "my cat is so cool it acts just like a dog"

[always stevey]

My cat is dead. :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

this just in, there's no roads where gabi lives so she had to buy a horse

[macpro]

My cat is dead. :(

so is your grandma and grandpa.

this just in gabi was alot hotter than cag

[Fucklord Bimbo]

this just in, there's no roads where gabi lives so she had to buy a horse

I'm also between baby daddies.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is a poor mans gabi

[always stevey]

so is your grandma and grandpa.

They're actually alive, well, and active, outstanding members of the community. unlike me. so shut the fuck up