I found possibly the best video on the internet

[skrizach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JMqrkt_zG4

[always stevey]

that cat is retarded lol

[always stevey]

I want a vaccum sucking cat.

[skrizach]

the best part, imo, is when he is batting at the vacuum

[Autistic Spectrum]

i stuck my dick in a vacum cleaner once, youtube deleted my video,

[Fucklord Bimbo]

It'll live on in our hearts

and i when i was a kid the same cat was constantly being entered into cat body building contests by my older brothers so i was responsible for tying the weights to its legs in the cage

i had my parrot debeaked when i was 7

he already had his wings clipped but it bit my mom one time so

my mom didnt like animals she also had my dogs teeth removed

we had to soak all his food in water so it turned to mush and feed it to him by hand

i had to have my cat declawed and de fanged

[skrizach]

i had to have my cat declawed and de fanged

I didn't because I'm not a monster

[always stevey]

yes. it's monstrous to mutilate your pet.

[always stevey]

you defang snakes. not cats.

[Fucklord Bimbo]

I had my horse circumsized

I had my horse circumsized

because it feels better?

[Fucklord Bimbo]

because it feels better?

Easier to keep clean too I guess

i put a cat in a pillow case and slung it around my head like a helicopter

[Autistic Spectrum]

terrible things i have done to cats

duct taped one to the wall

tied a plastic bag to a cats tail,(this does not sound bad but the cat flipped out and went 200 mph around the house because it thought something was chasing him)

put a cat in a basket on a zip line that went over a lake

[Autistic Spectrum]

cats , lol , fuck em, think there all high and mighty,

people are alwas like "my cat is so cool it acts just like a dog"

cats are so ugly

[always stevey]

My cat is dead. :(

[macpro]

My cat is dead. :(

so is your grandma and grandpa.

[always stevey]

so is your grandma and grandpa.

They're actually alive, well, and active, outstanding members of the community. unlike me. so shut the fuck up

[Autistic Spectrum]

this just in, there's no roads where gabi lives so she had to buy a horse

[Fucklord Bimbo]

this just in, there's no roads where gabi lives so she had to buy a horse

I'm also between baby daddies.

this just in gabi was alot hotter than cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

gabi how hard is it to find parking on fathers day at your house