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    Another Plug Drugs' Dissertation on Physics (and so much more) 
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    I bet you wouldn't have thought I became a jedi mastermind

    One of those 'beamers'

    Well that was just to draw attention to this super-thread,
    we should all focus all our efforts onto

    3D printers mining the upper layer of top-soil of our properties and thus having enough resources to make more 3-D printers

    until it copy pasted so bad the military had to blow it up


    just kidding,

    and then we copy-pasted anything we wanted from amazon

    it's a really good idea OMFG i can't believe i gave you my best idea WTF IS wrong with me
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    I shared this with you, the fathewr child of all my bad ideas, thinking that I shoiuld
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    I'm not a beamer by the way
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    Beamers are gaylords who try to use the lifi (light + high speed internet) internet to literally hit people in the ball dick

    that's right, they're like trolls who try to DOX peoples' information except this time they offended the highest levels of laser security and try to hit people in the crotch with internet laser beams

    and now they must all die, painfully over decades

    if we gut them painfully over decades we won't have to deal with them ever again (an obvious plus) but also, genetically, we will have exterminated them into the future of humanity

    THE PENALTY FOR IF WE DONT: a humanity full of crotch attacking laser-lords

    kill them beforehand, gut them apart for decades, its the right thing, catch them on the internet
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    The follow up for this? There is no follow up.

    Run and hide behind cliffs, etc., it doesn't work..

    the only Fucking thing that works is catching them ahead of time, the possibility of such, in an attack attempt on things like the internet or your faggot-ass phone, on a 'made up' website where the attack capability seems possible. Then we catch them trying to attack their high school class with laser crotch attack ping attempts (cell tower spam) and then the military starts gutting them apart with a swiss army knife of amusement
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    don't ever ping attack again it is very dangerous, it is basically the cell tower trying to boot up high amperage laser attempts at the victims crotch (dont ever spam speed dial again either) this is the new wave of gut apart terrorist-catching wafare
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    That is why the government said 'ping attacking is bad'; they didn't want the cell tower beaming people too many times in the dick
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    How to prepare for this apocalupse:

    Simply gut the bad guys apart ahead of time: catch them in their attempt and they get gutted aparted for decades and its hilarious, ta-da. Catch them before the fact or after the fact? Ta-da
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    Automatic head shot theory
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    We will come out victorious; I promise you. The idea is this simply: we catch anyone trying to rape, torture, kidnap, or murder an innocent person with what their most potent 'trigger' is, as a set up

    then, as we have caught them in the act of a various higher level crime, we protect the would-be victim by intercepting them sub-lethally, gutting them apart for decades rather than killing them, as their attempt is as good as the foul (just because they tried to commit rape/torture/kidnap/murder and weren't any good at it doesn't mean they didn't attempt the crime and would have committed it otherwise, which is just as good). Adding up all the counts of torture (even with rape, it was torture for the mom, torture for the unborn fetus which would have had half the mom-brain screaming with one half the dad-brain screaming in the other, the family, the kids life, the mom having to grow the rapist' child over 9 months, the other forms of torture go on and on to count this as torture is what I'm trying to get at)
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    They all drop dead suddenly and spontaneously, nevermind, no no they have to get gutted apart instead! yes, HAHA
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    no NO gutted aparted for decades ^^ it's more moral
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    Just like a guillotine where one is eliminated a minute over 525,600 minute years, eliminate one of these assholes a minute and we run out of them

    We ran out of them

    They're gone now, never to return again

    Holy shit, it's females with the dominant receptive trait or whatever birthing more of them oh god it's more males birthing more of them exterminate them (but not the females because I'm a man who would never hurt females) omg it keeps happening wtf
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    This is an interesting video where the screen that's between them and the person getting beamed is thin, kind of like the x-ray lady in hospitals:

    [yt]Ilz-4mtdpOM[Ilz-4mtdpOM&autoplay=1]
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    ALL THE DEAD RELATIVES AND THEY SPENT THE INHERITANCE WHY'D THEY BEAM THEM TO DEATH
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    Beam beam beaming a contagious beam
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    Interesting fact is THEY ALL DIED

    My uncle works in hospitals as the ambulance driver driving them to there and

    Simple fact is we can't get people that are dropped off there to quit dying

    They are known for amputation for non-existent frostbite of their fingers

    I kind of went through EMT training when I was 6-7 years old with him, as did the rest of my family as they listened to first-respondent calls over the radio and as he repeated his lectures/homework for the day which he often asked my mom about for corrections to, as she was going to school to be an english major. I also have other to our crappy local hospitals, including my step-sister works in head office on the same floor as the morgue, my best friends' mother works in the burn center as a world class 'burn specialist'. My uncle shook the dali lama's hand (unless it was a fake dali lama)

    I think I know a couple other people too

    These hospitals are terrible and keep killing their patients despite my friends' efforts. I don't know who to tell although I've already tried e-mailing the feds.

    Let's put this up as a hockey-goal of catching run-up murderers etc from minneapolis/chicago, and gut apart escapist kidnappers/rapists/murderers etc., we'll gut them apart for decades here at the center of the north american continent,
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    We all hide over here on the North American continent and Artillery Can Hit Anywhere
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    These 'doctors' turn murderers run out to their house out in wa-hoo and then it blows up with them in it and has to cave in the house and the drive-way in case they carry something contagiouss-s-s-s-s-s


    s-s-s-s
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    We all think they immune to guns all of a sudden and have fantasies of carrying the parts of our a gun in a lunchbox to our 11 year old physical, disguising it with aluminum foil and crap around it, and we all have this fantasy as males as little children. To kill him, and we only think that our school must be threatened, etc.,
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    Our 11 year old physical. My dad is waiting out in the car with a gun. Etc. Kill this motha fucka, this is americuh
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    Well I was pretty drunk when I wrote all of this but it still all sounds fairly spot on but aren't things people normally say (part of catching the bad guys includes not pre-warning them)

    And yeah, they don't check your arm puts, they don't check behind your knees or your feet or anywhere else really during a physical, they basically just molest you while inherently threatening you

    1. Beam - the screening/mammagram
    2. Cut/Slice - the 'biopsy' which is new terminology to replace 'tissue sample's which is also made up terminology. Keep in mind the US medical system is only as old as 1928
    3. Beam again - radiology
    4. Cut/slice again, removal of the organ entirely
    5. Poison 90% dead - chemotherapist. Nevermind if they're already 10%+ dead from the previous stuff, if they get twice chemotherapied then are they 99% dead? Or 180% dead? How is s that actually supposed to work?
    Notice how these are all falsehoods that don't stand up to scrutiny well,
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    And that's it, those are their only 5 occupations. They don't do anything else, and they'll explain to you that's exactly how that works.

    It has an over-diagnoses rate of more than 60% according to google. Medical errors kill hundreds of thousands a year in the US, according to our own government even
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    tell us more about the cell phone internet hitting your balls stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by st3vey View Post
    tell us more about the cell phone internet hitting your balls stuff
    JJ come home
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