jon wont let me in the bathroom while he poops

I guess its not true love after all :cry:

give him a blumpkin

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.... i don't know why not.


... you have your tongue up there all the time.

I dont know what a blumkin is

suck his dick while he shits

were u not cool in hs?

I was a bully in school and i was mean to everyone. I stabbed a kid in the hand lol

He told the teacher on me and she didn't send me to the office or anything, just gave me a demerit.

yikes!

So no i wasnt cool, but nobody messed with me

lisa never went to high school (she was institutionalized)

Paxil

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... I wouldn't mess with someone with the name HOLZ.

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I was a bully in school and i was mean to everyone. I stabbed a kid in the hand lol

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I stabbed a big fat guy 5 times in class with a pen and didn't even get into trouble for it.

He had been giving me wedgies every morning when I went to hang my bag on the hook and one day in class he said something and I just snapped, clambered over all the tables and stabbed him 5 times with the pen and he was bleeding through his shirt and then I ran to the toilets and cried because I was feeling a bit emotional and someone came and found me and asked if I was ok.

The guy later kicked the shit out of me though. He was a fuckhead. That's why no-one cared when I stabbed him.

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Originally Posted by Caggles

So no i wasnt cool, but nobody messed with me

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I was the fucking boss.

Funny, I used a pen to stab that kid. One of those green pens that looked like a syringe.

The wound filled up with green ink.

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

I stabbed a big fat guy 5 times in class with a pen and didn't even get into trouble for it.

He had been giving me wedgies every morning when I went to hang my bag on the hook and one day in class he said something and I just snapped, clambered over all the tables and stabbed him 5 times with the pen and he was bleeding through his shirt and then I ran to the toilets and cried because I was feeling a bit emotional and someone came and found me and asked if I was ok.

The guy later kicked the shit out of me though. He was a fuckhead. That's why no-one cared when I stabbed him.

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wow mental illness struck you from a young age.

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The wound filled up with green ink.

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My guy's wounds filled with blood, no ink

But because he wa so fucking fat it wasn't that bad, like because the pen just stabbed into his fat.

I always got away with everything

But like he had that comming, I had warned him so many times

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I always got away with everything

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yeah except when you molested a child as a teacher and lost your teachers license

I didn't get emotional when I stabbed Jason. I was calm and collected.

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I didn't get emotional when I stabbed Jason. I was calm and collected.

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I never am calm and collected any of the times I've put a grown man in hospital, I've always been very upset about it and cried a lot afterwards

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

I never am calm and collected any of the times I've put a grown man in hospital, I've always been very upset about it and cried a lot afterwards

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yeah because you're mentally ill

thats why you aren't allowed to workj

He shouldn't let you in the house while he has sex either

jazz, pls stop. your posts really hurt me today. :(

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im going to fucking kill you.

Should to get rid of your influences :ninja: