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syncan aka ken post jr
03-31-2012, 08:17 AM
stomple works at the dollor store as a stock boy, he used to be cashier but got demoted when he complained about the placement of the potted meat in the toy isle.

stomple is asexual which means he does not like girls or boys as you or i would know it, he is only sexual attracted to small babies, stomple is a baby fucker.

stomple is bald as we all know, but what i bet you didn't know is that he is actually a huge faggot as well.

maks
03-31-2012, 08:20 AM
Very enlightening, this needs to be in the wiki

maks
03-31-2012, 08:21 AM
Also worth mentioning, this is not an act he is putting on for the forum, he's just as much of a faggot on other websites

http://www.reddit.com/user/stompleb

boobz
03-31-2012, 08:25 AM
Very enlightening, this needs to be in the wiki

srsly where is the wiki link plz

maks
03-31-2012, 08:28 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=stompleb

boobz
03-31-2012, 08:29 AM
srsly where is the wiki link so boobz can add himself to the list like he did last time to feel important

uh you complete dickbag it was ruby who added me to the old wiki

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 08:36 AM
protip:
don't use the same username you use on other websites for ytmnsfw forums

maks
03-31-2012, 08:36 AM
srsly where is the wiki link so boobz can add himself to the list like he did last time to feel important

shut the fuck up faggot

boobz
03-31-2012, 08:39 AM
protip:
don't use the same username you use on other websites for ytmnsfw forums

Is your whole drug-taking persona the ultimate long-form ytmnsfw gimmick that doesn't exist elsewhere? Genius.

boobz
03-31-2012, 08:40 AM
Notable Residents

Rubycalaber - A mentally disturbed young Scottish kid with a fetish for Lost who famously had his YTMND Jews did 9/11 featured on the History Channel. Also loves child pornography.
StompleB - A horrendouly obnoxious piece of vegan hippie leftist liberal trash.
Steveyos - A fat nerd fuck with no life. He is on disability and somehow owns a website and is popular in Second Life.
barrypothead - aka Tim Abreu/timmy/fucking hundred alts. Aussie shit posting emotional pinkshort wearing, gush obsessed aspergers teen.
Pirate Steve - Older than the internet, literally.
Garfield - A dollfaced faggot who is in denial of his own homosexuality and dates a porker.
ramen - shit was so ca$h
ChibbiAmerican - A most likely fat bitch who has a Kraut/Rammstein fetish.
boobz - Sav Rocca lookalike faggot, always hangs around like a shit stained jock, plays with David Bowie's ballsack. Loser.
m0nde - Indian faggot.
Pastor Travis - A neo-Confederate. There is debate over whether he is really a pastor or not.
oobleglork - A weaboo anime faggot.

boobz
03-31-2012, 08:41 AM
whatever happened to pirate steve he was a funny old fuck

boobz
03-31-2012, 08:52 AM
Added to the wiki by boobz

boobz - Sav Rocca lookalike faggot, always hangs around like a shit stained jock, plays with David Bowie's ballsack. Loser.

God you are thick. I've never added anything to the wiki you stupid shit i don't have an account there.

boobz
03-31-2012, 08:54 AM
^ again, that wasn't me. i don't have an account.

syncan aka ken post jr
03-31-2012, 09:02 AM
The YTMNSFW forums are a kind and caring place. They welcome newcomers with open arms and are very accepting. They love and cherish diversity of race, gender, and religion. If you are from the front page of YTMND they will answer your questions and be of great help. You can always trust the links the give you; they aren't malicious. So come on in, the forum's fine!

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The IP tracker is no longer in existance.
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boobz
03-31-2012, 09:07 AM
i love how stomple bane thinks he's got the upper hand on me or something like he's better than me when in reality his real life sucks and he's hated on the internet funny how it goes

lmao just to add: stomple your life is a meaningless shill

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:07 AM
i liked it better when the description was something like "Plenty of young chaps, and even a few young chaps pretending to be young women post here! If there was any way to properly describe such a place, there would just as soon be a law against it"

boobz
03-31-2012, 09:14 AM
relevant on a micro forum full of faggots like yourself. ok. you cant admit you are doing it i couldn't give a fuck anymore

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:15 AM
who gives a shit its a wiki article that literally less than 4 people have visited in the past 4 months get over it

boobz
03-31-2012, 09:17 AM
that's what im saying

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:21 AM
you're one to talk stomple when did you join, 07? 08?

syncan aka ken post jr
03-31-2012, 09:23 AM
me and dave hornadaurs pulled stomple from the depths of #wop in late 06 and got him to post annoying shit on the fourms insted of in #wop

syncan aka ken post jr
03-31-2012, 09:23 AM
its basically all my fault stomple posts here

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:24 AM
Is your whole drug-taking persona the ultimate long-form ytmnsfw gimmick that doesn't exist elsewhere? Genius.
lets not get technical about ytmnsfw posting gimmicks it starts to ruin the funny

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:26 AM
one day we're all going to find out that stomple was some sort of shared account with a pretentious vegan posting gimmick because there's no way any douche bag could have been that oblivious and pretentious in real life

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:38 AM
i·cen·tious/līˈsenSHəs/
Adjective:
Promiscuous and unprincipled in sexual matters.
Oooh, why thank you

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:43 AM
is that supposed to be artsy with some metaphor behind it i don't get it

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:45 AM
what's your drug stomple? is it criticizing all those assholes who picked on you in high school by choosing a 'morally correct' lifestyle?

Plug Drugs
03-31-2012, 09:47 AM
i bet stomple takes st johns wort and a bunch of herbal alternative to psychiatry's anti-depressants to help him cope with his failure of a life

Desolation
03-31-2012, 10:38 AM
i pity boobz

m0nde
03-31-2012, 11:47 AM
if i had a dollor for every time dp made an awesome post, i'd be ruch

Gentleman Doli
03-31-2012, 01:24 PM
Brian Peppers Tuesdays

Camoron
03-31-2012, 06:57 PM
you can't admit that you edited the wiki to add yourself to feel relevant

that wiki has ando2006 and chibbi american and i am not on it neither is marks, dp, dandada, et al :raged:

maks
03-31-2012, 07:10 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone who is in there added themselves

Camoron
03-31-2012, 07:11 PM
ando 2006 though? chibbi? seriously !??!?!?>!??!?!?!??!

maks
03-31-2012, 07:31 PM
both more notable than stompleb or garfield imo

boobz
03-31-2012, 08:33 PM
i pity boobz

Unwarranted, unnecessary and redundant. But thanks all the same!

Gentleman Doli
03-31-2012, 09:27 PM
haha the wiki was so terrible

boobz
04-01-2012, 12:46 AM
i pity deso. running around the world buying airfares with what little money he has left to hang out with ruby in his stagnant room where the stifled conversation is the sound of crickets and occasional lol's and uncomfortable silences.

Gentleman Doli
04-01-2012, 01:59 AM
im pretty sure ruby is older than me................................................... :frogsiren:

Gentleman Doli
04-01-2012, 02:00 AM
:frogsiren: seriously where the fuck do youg et these

Gentleman Doli
04-01-2012, 02:00 AM
why is there still no fucking dog stare man.

barrypothead
04-01-2012, 03:41 AM
i pity deso. running around the world buying airfares with what little money he has left to hang out with ruby in his stagnant room where the stifled conversation is the sound of crickets and occasional lol's and uncomfortable silences.

As opposed to you pretending you make the "little money he has left" playing the trumpet, fabricating stories about buying airfares to fly half way around the world to sleep with an obese, hispanic slut who couldn't care less about you, and making videos of the music store you work at. No, I'm with Deso on this one, I pity boobz. Alone in his townhouse, where there is no conversation, just the sound of crickets and the occasional toot of his trumpet followed by an eternal, awkward silence, which only a glass of scotch and a bowl of ice cream can console him. Hello forum formerly known as YTMNSFW, am I fitting in yet?

He3m6Se0jm0&lr=1

2:42 this is where the SALE bin will go >>>

Plug Drugs
04-01-2012, 04:13 AM
^ is that the real barrypothead

boobz
04-01-2012, 04:37 AM
As opposed to you pretending you make the "little money he has left" playing the trumpet, fabricating stories about buying airfares to fly half way around the world to sleep with an obese, hispanic slut who couldn't care less about you, and making videos of the music store you work at. No, I'm with Deso on this one, I pity boobz. Alone in his townhouse, where there is no conversation, just the sound of crickets and the occasional toot of his trumpet followed by an eternal, awkward silence, which only a glass of scotch and a bowl of ice cream can console him. Hello forum formerly known as YTMNSFW, am I fitting in yet?

He3m6Se0jm0&lr=1

2:42 this is where the SALE bin will go >>>

:lmao: hi iwc or some other no-hoper.
I seriously don't work at a music store. Truth be told I used to own a record store (in that video) but I just employed two staff to run it. it's nice checking my bank balance each week when they did the banking to be honest. after wages and rent it made quite a tidy profit.
As for 'fitting in' - this is something i never wanted nor asked for. I am gladly not an internet ramone (the internet ramones, for our newer posters here, was a circlejerking group of posters here that spent their entire lives online obsessing over meaningless shit lmao nice life).

Yes i play trumpet and do a couple of gigs a week, make some money, a royalty check now and then as well (nice).

blumpkin blownuts
04-01-2012, 04:52 AM
is that one of your old posts
you used to be as naive and behind everyone else as ob is now, but you'd gotten better about that

boobz
04-01-2012, 04:54 AM
huh?
sometimes, when life is getting me down, i just think of someone like m0nde, and suddenly i don't feel as suicidal anymore.

Desolation
04-01-2012, 11:00 AM
This video has been removed by the user. Another dodge from boobz.

I didn't even get to see this gem, but if it was anything close to "CAPTAIN'S LOG OUT", I'm sure it was a winner.

maks
04-01-2012, 11:06 AM
I am gladly not an internet ramone (the internet ramones, for our newer posters here, was a circlejerking group of posters here that spent their entire lives online obsessing over meaningless shit lmao nice life).

Guy who blows into a chunk of metal for a living commenting on 'meaningless shit'

boobz
04-02-2012, 03:09 AM
This video has been removed by the user. Another dodge from boobz.

I didn't even get to see this gem, but if it was anything close to "CAPTAIN'S LOG OUT", I'm sure it was a winner.

Have you ever spent a moment wondering if your head is full of other people's useless junk? Do you worry that everything you know is for nothing? I would if I were you.

boobz
04-02-2012, 03:09 AM
Guy who blows into a chunk of metal for a living commenting on 'meaningless shit'

fair

Desolation
04-02-2012, 09:40 AM
Again, dodging. You didn't address why you took down a video of yourself. Either you're embarrassed or it revealed something you don't want the forum knowing - like how you need to organize all the Foo Fighter CD's.

boobz
04-02-2012, 04:36 PM
Again, dodging. You didn't address why you took down a video of yourself. Either you're embarrassed or it revealed something you don't want the forum knowing - like how you need to organize all the Foo Fighter CD's.

Ok, so no dodging then. I took it down because a) I don't need all my stuff just being pasted here from creepy internet stalkers who have way too much time on their hands and b) It was no longer relevant. I'm not ashamed that I own a record store/cafe, in fact like I said above, I enjoy the return I get on that business.

Garfield
04-02-2012, 05:31 PM
clam down boobz

barrypothead
04-02-2012, 05:31 PM
Ok, so no dodging then. I took it down because a) I don't need all my stuff just being pasted here from creepy internet stalkers who have way too much time on their hands and b) It was no longer relevant. I'm not ashamed that I own a record store/cafe, in fact like I said above, I enjoy the return I get on that business.


:lmao: hi iwc or some other no-hoper.
I seriously don't work at a music store. Truth be told I used to own a record store (in that video) but I just employed two staff to run it. it's nice checking my bank balance each week when they did the banking to be honest. after wages and rent it made quite a tidy profit.
As for 'fitting in' - this is something i never wanted nor asked for. I am gladly not an internet ramone (the internet ramones, for our newer posters here, was a circlejerking group of posters here that spent their entire lives online obsessing over meaningless shit lmao nice life).

Yes i play trumpet and do a couple of gigs a week, make some money, a royalty check now and then as well (nice).

In your previous post you spoke of it in past tense, implying you no longer owned the store and now you're claiming you still own it. I call bullshit.

Garfield
04-02-2012, 05:32 PM
killgreys^

Plug Drugs
04-02-2012, 05:54 PM
remember that alleged killgreys nudy pic with fucking PERFECT titties and everyone was like "is that her or not?" and she quit posting on the forums around that time so it could have been her?
i just don't buy it though that a girl who could start fucking any guy she wanted within 4 seconds of meeting them would post on an internet forum

syncan aka ken post jr
04-02-2012, 06:39 PM
i own a bunch of fags who post on this shitty backwater forum i own them ad/ed

boobz
04-02-2012, 09:04 PM
In your previous post you spoke of it in past tense, implying you no longer owned the store and now you're claiming you still own it. I call bullshit.

Wow nice detective work. You are welcome to come over and have a look if you like rather than cowering behind your fake persona. I could go into the details of floats/diversification and my current ownership which sits below majority, but it would just fly over your head.

boobz
04-02-2012, 09:04 PM
clam down boobz

my blood pressure! DANG IM DYING HERE

rootbeer
04-02-2012, 09:07 PM
i own a bunch of fags who post on this shitty backwater forum i own them ad/ed

i hope your school district provides lunches for the poor kids...

Gentleman Doli
04-02-2012, 09:19 PM
killgreys.... :StareFreakingDog:

Gentleman Doli
04-02-2012, 09:19 PM
killgreys was my First High School Crush.

rootbeer
04-02-2012, 09:31 PM
>2012
>talking about killgreys

ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo
04-02-2012, 10:05 PM
I always miss the boobz videos :cry:

maks
04-02-2012, 10:05 PM
isn't there a site that archives shit that got deleted from youtube

ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo
04-02-2012, 10:10 PM
I think there was a site that did that a while ago I dunno if it's still around

ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo
04-02-2012, 10:13 PM
boobz.flv not this time motherfucker :boobz:

cn_Whd2amDg

rootbeer
04-02-2012, 10:17 PM
isn't there a site that archives shit that got deleted from youtube

if that exists holy shit

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 10:19 PM
I want to cuddle you lots

ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo
04-02-2012, 10:20 PM
hello my new gay friend

maks
04-02-2012, 10:20 PM
if that exists holy shit

It did at some point, whether it still does it anyone's guess.

rootbeer
04-02-2012, 10:22 PM
sounds too juicey to be real

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 10:22 PM
hello my new gay friend

I've just noticed that you seem to actually have a caring and nurturing streak in you and when you sense someone is getting upset you come and cheer them up.

boobz
04-02-2012, 10:31 PM
I always miss the boobz videos :cry:

I miss dandada

rootbeer
04-02-2012, 10:31 PM
dandada is ruby so you arent actually missing anything

oOBatteryOo
04-02-2012, 10:38 PM
fruitloopy to a fruitloop makes you extra fruityloopy whattyfruitloopsfuckytwat

notice: I have the color of a purple fruitloop

m0nde
04-06-2012, 09:49 AM
:lmao: hi iwc or some other no-hoper.
I seriously don't work at a music store. Truth be told I used to own a record store (in that video) but I just employed two staff to run it. it's nice checking my bank balance each week when they did the banking to be honest. after wages and rent it made quite a tidy profit.
As for 'fitting in' - this is something i never wanted nor asked for. I am gladly not an internet ramone (the internet ramones, for our newer posters here, was a circlejerking group of posters here that spent their entire lives online obsessing over meaningless shit lmao nice life).

Yes i play trumpet and do a couple of gigs a week, make some money, a royalty check now and then as well (nice).hahahahhaahhaa
going from never having worked at a music store to owning one

rootbeer
04-06-2012, 09:53 AM
internet ramones 4 life... everynight i photoshop a new internet ramones picture for my internet ramones folder.

m0nde
04-06-2012, 09:57 AM
gigs

http://i.imgur.com/sEkn8l.jpg

Plug Drugs
04-06-2012, 06:47 PM
i cant control my fingers
i cant control my brain

rootbeer
04-06-2012, 07:20 PM
gigs

http://i.imgur.com/sEkn8l.jpg

what vinyl album wont i buy from matt bailey?

m0nde
04-07-2012, 06:02 AM
gigs

http://i.imgur.com/wg3rz.jpg

barrypothead
04-08-2012, 05:05 AM
gigs
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aDsnEPO4mac/SLnqf4R69nI/AAAAAAAAAsY/ziYULtmtOpo/s400/trumpet.jpg

barrypothead
04-08-2012, 05:19 AM
gigs
http://www2.westwood.k12.ma.us/parts/Photos/FirstTrumpetLesson.jpg
Trumpet Lessons

Styles: Contemporary trumpet, beginners, jazz workshops, group lessons, private tutoring, exam-based learning, performance prep.

Pricing: Competitive and affordable.

Trumpet teacher servicing the inner-city Melbourne area.
Melbourne, VIC display on map
Tel 0417 577 056

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 05:37 AM
As opposed to you pretending you make the "little money he has left" playing the trumpet, fabricating stories about buying airfares to fly half way around the world to sleep with an obese, hispanic slut who couldn't care less about you, and making videos of the music store you work at. No, I'm with Deso on this one, I pity boobz. Alone in his townhouse, where there is no conversation, just the sound of crickets and the occasional toot of his trumpet followed by an eternal, awkward silence, which only a glass of scotch and a bowl of ice cream can console him. Hello forum formerly known as YTMNSFW, am I fitting in yet?

He3m6Se0jm0&lr=1

2:42 this is where the SALE bin will go >>>

Did boobz delete this video? i don't get...

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 05:43 AM
http://www.titlespace.com/

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 05:45 AM
http://fusemusic.com.au/

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 05:47 AM
Anyone can call 61243844557 just say Stevey Kulak, then ask about who is Matt Bailey

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 05:59 AM
Ok, so no dodging then. I took it down because a) I don't need all my stuff just being pasted here from creepy internet stalkers who have way too much time on their hands

What are consequences if the creepy stalkers know about your video? it will not happen...

Did you took your video down from your personal reason? seriously, you are a fucking loser i've seen on the internet. No one cares to harass you, only they like to make fun of you.




b) It was no longer relevant. I'm not ashamed that I own a record store/cafe, in fact like I said above, I enjoy the return I get on that business.


You're insane

boobz
04-08-2012, 08:25 AM
Anyone can call 61243844557 just say Stevey Kulak, then ask about who is Matt Bailey

Who? You've really gone off the deep end this time retard

boobz
04-08-2012, 08:26 AM
You're insane

Coming from someone who's last 3 years of his life has only been about gush, this is quite funny.

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 05:48 PM
Who? You've really gone off the deep end this time retard

First off:

Someone calls to Stevey Kulak, then he asks about Matt Bailey, he might reply in these 3 options:

-He is my employee - Boobz works at music store, NOT an owner
-He is one of my customers - Website Development
-He is my partner - If boobz is a co-owner


We might these real evidences and no one believes boobz bullshit posts

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 06:30 PM
I'm starting to ignore you for being a full of shit

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 06:56 PM
Businesses aren't allowed to give away employee information over random phone calls

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 07:02 PM
Businesses aren't allowed to give away employee information over random phone calls

Pointless, he will reply anyone who is familiy member of boobz

Garfield
04-08-2012, 07:15 PM
Businesses aren't allowed to give away employee information over random phone calls

best buy does, i pretended to be mcdonalds calling best buy to ask about a reference on this little fuck that owed me money, and said that he planned on quitting and working as a fry cook they gave me all his information, when he got paid last (which he lied about), and he ultimately got laid off.

Garfield
04-08-2012, 07:16 PM
still out 250 bucks, but at least hes miserable

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 08:00 PM
best buy does, i pretended to be mcdonalds calling best buy to ask about a reference on this little fuck that owed me money, and said that he planned on quitting and working as a fry cook they gave me all his information, when he got paid last (which he lied about), and he ultimately got laid off.

lol i hope this is true

lnopia the great
04-08-2012, 08:54 PM
please edit my user name away from that snatch

elezzzark
04-08-2012, 10:36 PM
That's gross

Garfield
04-10-2012, 01:26 PM
i fucked ramen

blumpkin blownuts
04-12-2012, 02:49 PM
i would have have woke up crying the next day if i knew id fucked ramen

maks
04-12-2012, 06:03 PM
I don't buy that, you're the guy who actually went through the trouble of meeting her

m0nde
04-13-2012, 05:32 AM
I've seen chris horrible comics how he replied to draw to kill the critics who talked about his comics are pretty bad

He acted like Telekinesis action that he wants to kill some trolls in youtube.

So it gives me some idea what if i make a 2d platformer with ability to use psychic powers, i haven't played this before, anyone played this similiar game?

m0nde
04-14-2012, 03:12 PM
he mad cause you gots to be able to talk to use a phone.this is what i was thinking the whole time, ahahahaha

Chronic Munchies
12-06-2013, 11:05 AM
....

Autistic Spectrum
12-06-2013, 11:07 AM
lisa bump more threads about stomple and me because, everyone does not hate you

steveyos
12-06-2013, 12:05 PM
lisa bump more threads about stomple and me because, everyone does not hate you

maks
11-18-2016, 05:28 PM
First off:

Someone calls to Stevey Kulak, then he asks about Matt Bailey, he might reply in these 3 options:

-He is my employee - Boobz works at music store, NOT an owner
-He is one of my customers - Website Development
-He is my partner - If boobz is a co-owner


We might these real evidences and no one believes boobz bullshit posts

This motherfucker once said that the only problem he had with the KKK was their use of marijuana. He supports civil asset forfeiture and believes that no reform is necessary. As Alabama AG he said that gays and lesbians should not be allowed to congregate on school grounds because they're promoting criminal activity (violation of sodomy laws).
There are very few people left in this government who are bigger pieces of shit than him.