The story of my children

[Fucklord Bimbo]

I got knocked up at 14 by a lumberjack and had his bastard child whom I sacrificed to the Canadian gods of the seal hunt. Then at 16 I got pregnant with twins whom I named Thing 1 and Thing 2 but their father, an evil hockey player, sold them to some gypsies to feed his syrup addiction. At 17, I fell in love with a travelling magician and found myself with-child once more. After the birth, my magic love put a curse on her and she became a baby seal, which I then clubbed so I could feed myself through the harsh winter. At 19, I met a humble igloor builder and became pregnant with triplets, who were born with manly beards and informed me they needed to leave the igloo to become douchebaggy oilfield workers. I am now pregnant with the prime minister's illegitimate daughter who I plan on adopting out to a nice lesbian couple in Toronto.
Hope that answers any questions you may have.

[steveyos]

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[steveyos]

man I had so many babies too like woah I gotta stop havin so many babies heh I'm gettin pretty tired of all the labor

[Fucklord Bimbo]

After the first one I was so damaged that they just slid out

[nazzibastard]

man I had so many babies too like woah I gotta stop havin so many babies heh I'm gettin pretty tired of all the labor

http://www.maturepornsite.com/tube/wp-content/themes/tube_mps/timthumb.php?src=http://www.maturepornsite.com/tube/movs/1002-640.jpg&h=250&w=250&zc=1yep thay just fall out now .lol

[Fucklord Bimbo]

How'd you get that pic?!

[nazzibastard]

i just google it .lol

[nazzibastard]

that is one big fuck hole .

[Fucklord Bimbo]

How'd I get on google
INTERNET FAMOUS LOLOL

[steveyos]

oops I just had another kid right now

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Mama had a baby and its head popped off

[blumpkin blownuts]

:lizard:rush thread

[blumpkin blownuts]

Ban all the lizards in 60sec for a bonus live

:lizard::lizard:
:lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard:

[steveyos]

here me and my baybay i jus have.

http://www.bostonjuniorbruins.com/images/Peter-and-Baby.jpg

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Ban all the lizards in 60sec for a bonus live

:lizard::lizard:
:lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard:

What are you going on about

[nazzibastard]

here me and my baybay i jus have.

http://www.bostonjuniorbruins.com/images/Peter-and-Baby.jpg

Are you brest feeding to ?

[steveyos]

he's talking about the main reason to post at fjs instead of here

[steveyos]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?6-the-herpetarium


this forum is literally filled with old people who do nothing but google each other, som eof them are allowed to post in this forum but some are locked to that subforum

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Tits to my knees

[blumpkin blownuts]

What are you going on about

lizards dog

[Fucklord Bimbo]

What was your username on ytmnsfw

[steveyos]

he was bob hughes he sucks now though

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Oh

[blumpkin blownuts]

was bobhughes
now this body is MINE :boo::ghost::boo:

[nazzibastard]

so what you are saying .this forum only has a G rating .so what fucking nigger did that.

[always stevey]

lizards? omg! In this part of the forum?!

[Fucklord Bimbo]

I always wanted a chameleon

[Autistic Spectrum]

gabi u down for your 13th kid or what, how does a half Eskimo half computer programmer child sound 2 u

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Let's go

[steveyos]

how about one that's funny

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Don't see that happening...

[always stevey]

how about one that's funny

face it, no one wants little steveys.

[Autistic Spectrum]

gabi could get eskimo welfare and stevgey could get rhode island welfare there child would be the richest baby in north america

[always stevey]

It's an honor, nazzibastard, to be in the same thread as you. You're somewhere, thousands of miles away in your australian shanty in the very same thread at the very same time. It's a miracle.

[Autistic Spectrum]

when you think about the internet is actually super amazing you can talk to people all over the world, and this is how u squander it

[steveyos]

bye

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Cya

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey, it's friday night, me and gabi have to watch our kids whats your excuse for being home, on the computer

[Fucklord Bimbo]

m0nde doesn't love me since I lost the braces

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey u should be out there, hitting the town going to the 2 different bars in the entire state of rhode island,

[steveyos]

nope bye

[always stevey]

http://www.maturepornsite.com/tube/wp-content/themes/tube_mps/timthumb.php?src=http://www.maturepornsite.com/tube/movs/1002-640.jpg&h=250&w=250&zc=1yep thay just fall out now .lol

mrs hyde

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh thats gabi, oops
hey gabi steve constantly begs everyone for your cp you should send it to him

[steveyos]

I beg everyone to be funny but it isn't going to happen

[Fucklord Bimbo]

:welcome: to the internet

[Camoron]

Ban all the lizards in 60sec for a bonus live

:lizard::lizard:
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gone in 60 seconds