Ruby did you ever think to ask your parents to buy you a life time supply of mac n' cheese?

[macpro]

Since they will eventually die and you will never leave the castle.


2 boxes a day x 365 = 730 boxes x 60 years roughly = 43800 boxes of mac n' cheese.

[Camoron]

Lets get one thing straight, Ruby doesnt eat mac n cheese out of a "box," he eats Macintosh brand ready Mac n Cheese dinners. Just heat n eat.

[Camoron]

Also i am pretty sure he only eats one a day

[rootbeer]

one package of noodles a day lol he is gonna die

[macpro]

I would have colon problems if I ate that shit.

[steveyos YOLO]

You should have them anyway as many times as you've had your shit pushed in

[rubycalaber]

they don't freeze very well and you can order them online, thanks for the concern tho :smile:

[Camoron]

can you send me a couple to try ruby

[Camoron]

i will literally give you my real address

[rubycalaber]

idk if anyone delivers to clapistan but if you ever see this this is it
http://images.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/20/068820.jpg

[Camoron]

as voted for by you, rubycalaberX

[always stevey]

it's organic too. prolly tastes terrible.

[maks]

scotland's favorite as voted for by you

[Camoron]

no artificial "colours" or "flavours"

[Camoron]

lol, that package is like 8 ounces, thats lal you eat, 8 ounces of macaroni and cheese a day, and a bowl of frosted flakes

[maks]

what is dyce

[maks]

the most scottiosh website ever http://www.mcintoshreadymeals.com/

http://www.mcintoshreadymeals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/getstuckin.png (your butt)

[Camoron]

yeahn they have haggis pies and macaroni and cheese pies, literally pies stuffed with macaroni and cheese, and ruby ha the nevre to call americnas fat, he lives in a country that makes mac and cheese pies and puts hot dogs in pizza crusts

[Camoron]

and corn on subway sandwiches

[always stevey]

Make the tastiest pies!

[maks]

http://www.thedrum.com/uploads/drum_basic_article/97006/main_images/Mcintosh%20Comp%20(EMAIL).jpg

[Camoron]

id like to get stuck in you

[steveyos]

I thought you had kraft ez mac


also lmao you have it shipped to your house omg can't you at least have your sister get it while she's shopping holy shit

[steveyos]

they also deep fry the box that all that comes in

[always stevey]

Ruby is xenophobic which means he is afraid to go outside so he has all his food delivered.

[maks]

that's not actually what xenophobic means cag

[steveyos]

I still don't get whey he don't just put mac n cheese on the sshopping list

[steveyos]

maybe his parents are shutins too and it's his legacy

[Camoron]

Ruby is xenophobic which means he is afraid to go outside so he has all his food delivered.

lol

[always stevey]

oh

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag u ever work at a strip club called the landing strip down by the airport

[rubycalaber]

it's organic too. prolly tastes terrible.

yeah, if only all my food was GMO and my drinking water had fluride in it and all my animal products were from factory farms where they pump them full of hormones, damn I wish everything I put in my body had poisons in it, I wish I was an american so bad :9/11:


lol, that package is like 8 ounces, thats lal you eat, 8 ounces of macaroni and cheese a day, and a bowl of frosted flakes

I eat the double sized portions :arms:


yeahn they have haggis pies and macaroni and cheese pies, literally pies stuffed with macaroni and cheese, and ruby ha the nevre to call americnas fat, he lives in a country that makes mac and cheese pies and puts hot dogs in pizza crusts

I know since you are an american a pie means 9999999999 calories and enough salt to kill an elephant but in scotland we dont have jews trying to exterminate us so it's actually healthy


I thought you had kraft ez mac


also lmao you have it shipped to your house omg can't you at least have your sister get it while she's shopping holy shit

I do just put it on the shopping list I'm just saying I dont need to leave the house to get it

[rubycalaber]

I have told americlaps you can get food delivered before which they havnt heard of which is weird since you all hate walking but I guess your country is as fat as you are so it would take too long to drive it to you or something

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna go out right now and eat some burgers, god dam bless america, land of the free home of the burg

[always stevey]

yeah, if only all my food was GMO and my drinking water had fluride in it and all my animal products were from factory farms where they pump them full of hormones, damn I wish everything I put in my body had poisons in it, I wish I was an american so bad :9/11:



I eat the double sized portions :arms:



I know since you are an american a pie means 9999999999 calories and enough salt to kill an elephant but in scotland we dont have jews trying to exterminate us so it's actually healthy



I do just put it on the shopping list I'm just saying I dont need to leave the house to get it

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/04/life-expectancy-map/

you may have a point. Fat american bitches are dying in their 70's omg!!

[always stevey]

that's like.. sooo young.

[nazzibastard]

you fat fucks don't need mac and cheese .i can help you with your fat problem to but i wont .

[always stevey]

Whatever will we do without all those fat, old women? An American tradgedy.

[nazzibastard]

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/belly-dance.gif (http://www.sherv.net/emoticons.html)

[Autistic Spectrum]

scared of our mighty military and over abundance of food, well i guess if i was a wee scottish lad such as yourself, i would fear the same,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

srsly fags in other countries how does it fell living under the thumb of america, knowing that we could crush you at any time,

[rubycalaber]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/04/life-expectancy-map/

you may have a point. Fat american bitches are dying in their 70's omg!!

whats funny is my grampa made it to 100 by eating right, but to a horribly impoverished american lizard like you 70 is a fucking mythical age


that's like.. sooo young.

not young enough, since there are still 70 year old lizards posting on here :arms:

[Autistic Spectrum]

but honestly who would want to live to be 100, and u are not eating right at all ruby, your tapeworms have tapeworms

[nazzibastard]

who is the green man ?

[Autistic Spectrum]

idk tbh cya

[always stevey]

An epidemic of fat, female plug drugs dying in their 70's. lol

[nazzibastard]

how does it feel noing your country is fucking you up the ass .i pity the us .no not really

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's steady diet of liquor and grilled cheese sandwiches, will bring her well into her 40's before she dies

[always stevey]

whats funny is my grampa made it to 100 by eating right, but to a horribly impoverished american lizard like you 70 is a fucking mythical age



not young enough, since there are still 70 year old lizards posting on here :arms:

as if you're going to make it to 70 on that malnourished diet of yours.

[rubycalaber]

srsly fags in other countries how does it fell living under the thumb of america, knowing that we could crush you at any time,

how does it feel owing china a trillion dollars in debt lmao, you cant even hold fucking afganistan, meanwhile scotland has never once been invaded and would fucking annihilate all you fat fucks

[Autistic Spectrum]

how does it feel noing your country is fucking you up the ass .i pity the us .no not really

don't care i'm, rich god bless america,

[always stevey]

We would destroy Scottland with the push of a button.

[Autistic Spectrum]

how does it feel owing china a trillion dollars in debt lmao, you cant even hold fucking afganistan, meanwhile scotland has never once been invaded and would fucking annihilate all you fat fucks

lol did u just say scotland has never once been invaded, does the queen of england destroy all copies of braveheart over there ruby

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol scotland has been englands bitch boy for like 1000 years lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

we should invade a shitty little country over some long 3 day weekend like scotland or new zealand or something just to set an example for the rest of the world that we america are the best,

[maks]

how does it feel owing china a trillion dollars in debt lmao, you cant even hold fucking afganistan, meanwhile scotland has never once been invaded and would fucking annihilate all you fat fucks

yeah it's just been a colony of england, a tiny insignificant island, for hundreds of years. no big whoop

[nazzibastard]

ok you must be a jew then

[Autistic Spectrum]

god dam i love a good geopolitics thread on rubynet, where's gerneal doli

[Autistic Spectrum]

yeah it's just been a colony of england, a tiny insignificant island, for hundreds of years. no big whoop

ahahah ruby said scotland has never once been invanded, HE'S FUCKING SCOTTINSH AND HE ACUTALLY SAID THAT

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok you must be a jew then

actually i am a proud successful african american who owns a chain of various fast food resturants

[Autistic Spectrum]

i saw the american dream and i took it,!!!!

[nazzibastard]

we should invade a shitty little country over some long 3 day weekend like scotland or new zealand or something just to set an example for the rest of the world that we america are the best,

new zealnd sounds good

[nazzibastard]

i saw the american dream and i took it,!!!!

you mean you where fed the bullshit and you 8 it

[nazzibastard]

ha ha lizard is crying http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/sad/crying-fountain.gif (http://www.sherv.net/emoticons.html).uses rep ha ha

[rubycalaber]

as if you're going to make it to 70 on that malnourished diet of yours.

well I'm not gonna die from drink driving within the year so I'll do better than you lmao


lol scotland has been englands bitch boy for like 1000 years lmao

they didnt successfully invade us, we were sold to england by some jew king for literally the equivilent of one thousand dollars

[macpro]

Cock O' The North.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VPfL80SoeU

[nazzibastard]

yep i seen the movie brave ass the irish gets it hard