brought in my blow up bath

[BatteriWyfe]

going to fill it up and have a bath in the loungeroom

[always stevey]

What the fuck is a blowup bath? I hope it pops.

[timmy]

you... dont have a bathtub in your bathroom?

[steveyos]

LOL

[steveyos YOLO]

Do something sexy like tubgirl would

[the president of sex]

you... dont have a bathtub in your bathroom?

no wonder you're always mad, goddamn

[rubycalaber]

a... a blow up bath?

do you mean a paddling pool? that toddlers play in out in the garden in the summer? is that what you bathe in? thats the most bogan thing I've ever heard

[BatteriWyfe]

no I do not have a bath in the bathroom, only a shower

and no it's an actual bath not a paddle pool

it's like this but blue

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/791118705/Portable-Bathtub-Inflatable-Bath-tub.jpg

[juji]

no I do not have a bath in the bathroom, only a shower

and no it's an actual bath not a paddle pool

it's like this but blue

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/791118705/Portable-Bathtub-Inflatable-Bath-tub.jpg

I wish it was my bed

[BatteriWyfe]

mine is blue with pink flowers on it like that one

a drink holder

I fill it up in the loungeroom and watch tv and smoke joints

and it's extra comfy because it's all blow up and padded

[BatteriWyfe]

I reckon it would work as a boat too

[Cody]

bogan as fuck, lisa's day z escape plan

lol

[juji]

Make sure don't shit inside of blow up bath

[rubycalaber]

ahahahahhaha what the fuck ahahaha fWHAT THE FUCK its like a fucking coffin or something why are there straps around it oh my fucking god

[BatteriWyfe]

Make sure don't shit inside of blow up bathbeautiful

just when I thought I'd have to wait for a new juji quote for my sig

[rubycalaber]

sounds relaxing actually now I want one

[BatteriWyfe]

ahahahahhaha what the fuck ahahaha fWHAT THE FUCK its like a fucking coffin or something why are there straps around it oh my fucking godstraps on it just for extra support and the cover keeps the water warm, you can also rest light stuff on the cover

[BatteriWyfe]

sounds relaxing actually now I want onelol yeah it's pretty good

a bit more of a hassle to set up, I hook a hose to the kitchen taps, fill it up then syphin the water back out through the hose out the door

but you can put it wherever you like

it's pretty tough too, had mine for about 5 years

[always stevey]

Make sure don't shit inside of blow up bath

[juji]

beautiful

just when I thought I'd have to wait for a new juji quote for my sig

Because all australian women are capable to shit inside of pool according this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4tRDOEibwA

[rubycalaber]

do you use a bike pump or something to inflate it

[rubycalaber]

Because all australian women are capable to shit inside of pool according this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4tRDOEibwA

holy shit is about right

[always stevey]

that is fucking gnarly and fake.

[rubycalaber]

lisa do you ever smoke weed and get high in your blow up bath

[BatteriWyfe]

do you use a bike pump or something to inflate ita foot pump

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa do you ever smoke weed and get high in your blow up batheverytime

[rubycalaber]

this is amazing, this is the new crappers posting shed

lisa

please tell me you post on the forums while in the blow up bath

put the blow up bath under your computer desk and blow up bath post

[rubycalaber]

I wonder if anyones ever given birth in one of those as a cheap alternative to home water birthing pools

[BatteriWyfe]

this is amazing, this is the new crappers posting shed

lisa

please tell me you post on the forums while in the blow up bath

put the blow up bath under your computer desk and blow up bath postit's nearly full and a couple of feet away from the computer

[BatteriWyfe]

I could post from my iphone while ibn the bath... would that count?

[juji]

What's kind of your iPhone?

I still have a high-end smartphone with great performance.

[maks]

I think we just figured out why lisa's hair is always wet and why her skin is so wrinkly

[BatteriWyfe]

I don't know

it's an old iphone

am going to have a shower before I get in the bath

[BatteriWyfe]

I think we just figured out why lisa's hair is always wet and why her skin is so wrinklymy skin is not wrinkly

[juji]

I have it, it's not avaliable in the market but it would cost 999 dollars, no plan


http://berryme.de/wp-content/uploads/BerryMe_DSC_1663.jpg

[UofLCardfan08]

999 pesos

[juji]

999 pesos

Jealous?

[BatteriWyfe]

Ok

Posted from bath

[maks]

my skin is not wrinkly

you've got some pretty bad crow's feet lisa, if I saw you on the street I'd place you in your early 40's

[rubycalaber]

lisa have you ever swallowed your own bath water when siphoning it out the door?

[BatteriWyfe]

you've got some pretty bad crow's feet lisa, if I saw you on the street I'd place you in your early 40's

I don't have any crows's feet and I'm 34 and posting from the bath

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa have you ever swallowed your own bath water when siphoning it out the door?
Nah, i've gotten some and spat it out but usually it starts syphoning before the fresh water already in the hose is used up

[StompleB]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_restrictions_in_Australia

http://i.imgur.com/7LKCa2Q.jpg


Water restrictions have been enacted in many cities and regions in Australia, which is the Earth's driest inhabited continent, in response to chronic water shortages resulting from the drought

[maks]

I don't have any crows's feet and I'm 34 and posting from the bath

I'll let your photo speak for itself

http://comeontothelord.com/img/lisaface.jpg

[maks]

your face is like cracked adobe lisa face the facts you're old and wrinkly

[rubycalaber]

MAKS STARTLED THE WITCH!!!

[maks]

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[maks]

I typed 'die' until it filled the character limit and pmed it to him 3 times heh that's all it takes

[maks]

stompleb I'm still going to put fucked up and/or obnoxious shit in your rep comments and I'm pretty sure there's not a damn thing you can do about that

[BatteriWyfe]

I'll let your photo speak for itself

http://comeontothelord.com/img/lisaface.jpgyou photoshopped that

http://i.imgur.com/UI1TkOx.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DyDs8AN.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FAy09eF.jpg

[timmy]

just gotta straighten out that hair, give it a brushing, it deserves it

[maks]

you photoshopped that

http://i.imgur.com/UI1TkOx.jpg

According to the exif data this picture was taken in february 2003. I didn't bother to check the other ones.

[Cody]

um grandma wife has less eye wrinkles than lisa does, no troll

[rubycalaber]

if I was lisa I would spend however much welfare it took to get my hair did and get professional make-up done god I wish I was a girl and have professional photographs of me taken with a big smile so I could own people on the internet who called me ugly instead of posting the same 5 tiny grainy dark webcam photos of me having just got out the shower and looking horribly depressed

[Obnoxious Bitch]

What the fuck is a blowup bath? I hope it pops.

A blowup sex doll and bath salts is what she meant.

[rubycalaber]

in 2003 I was but a n00b getting banned from ign for making up easter eggs and lisa was still washing her hair 8 times a day

[maks]

a more accurate photo of modern day lisa

http://comeontothelord.com/img/lisaskull.jpg

as you see I'm a pretty piss poor photoshopper I could have never pulled off that first image

[juji]

lmfao

[rubycalaber]

no you're pretty good at photoshop, for example I cant tell what you've edited in that pic

[juji]

maks is capable to use the brushes and the opacity

[maks]

no you're pretty good at photoshop, for example I cant tell what you've edited in that pic

I ran it through the 'dry hair' filter but it didn't work because her hair isn't wet it's greasy

[Cody]

fun fact soap and shampoo cost money, lisa has no money

[Obnoxious Bitch]

fun fact soap and shampoo cost money, lisa has no money

Soap can always be lifted from the nearest fast food place as can hand washing liquid that can be used as poor woman's shampoo.

[rubycalaber]

soap can also be made out of human fat, when lisa becomes a serial killer she will have an unlimited supply

[juji]

Soap can always be lifted from the nearest fast food place as can hand washing liquid that can be used as poor woman's shampoo.

It seems your idea about poor woman's shampoo, you're going to be a tranny millonaire

[rubycalaber]

Cool. Thanks.

[juji]

soap can also be made out of human fat, when lisa becomes a serial killer she will have an unlimited supply

You're thinking about Fight Club movie

[rubycalaber]

I have only ever seen the second half of fight club like 10 times

[Obnoxious Bitch]

It seems your idea about poor woman's shampoo, you're going to be a tranny millonaire

My husband very easily can become one. Trucking makes quite the big money once you outright own your truck and bid for hauls online, especially hazardous and oversize. I forgot what show was made about that trucker bidding wars. It's on the same channel as Pawn Shop.

[rubycalaber]

hazardous and oversize, just the way he likes em :wink:

[juji]

My husband very easily can become one. Trucking makes quite the big money once you outright own your truck and bid for hauls online, especially hazardous and oversize. I forgot what show was made about that trucker bidding wars. It's on the same channel as Pawn Shop.

Sadly, a lot of mexicans are becoming millonaire truckers

[always stevey]

I didn't know Ob had a husband.

[rubycalaber]

Sadly, a lot of mexicans are becoming millonaire truckers

smuggling drugs I presume

[Cody]

My husband very easily can become one. Trucking makes quite the big money once you outright own your truck and bid for hauls online, especially hazardous and oversize. I forgot what show was made about that trucker bidding wars. It's on the same channel as Pawn Shop.

shipping wars

[Cody]

hazardous and oversize, just the way he likes em :wink:

:brian:

[Obnoxious Bitch]

shipping wars
That's it.

[Cody]

That's it.

my wife watches every retarded show there is, naked and afraid, hell she still watches AFV...

EDIT: thank god she dont watch the singing reality shit of the dancing reality shit, i'd probably beat her ass again.

[rubycalaber]

naked and afraid is a rip off of Lost :arms:

[Obnoxious Bitch]

my wife watches every retarded show there is, naked and afraid, hell she still watches AFV...

EDIT: thank god she dont watch the singing reality shit of the dancing reality shit, i'd probably beat her ass again.

We all know about your wife beating capers. I am curious to know if she gets orgasms from them?

[StompleB]

I wish Cody's wife would discover hubby-beating.

[Cody]

I wish Cody's wife would discover hubby-beating.

yeah its mutual i just dont call cops

[maks]

I wish Cody's wife would discover hubby-beating.

Die.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I wish Cody's wife would discover hubby-beating.

She could always call M0nde's ex for lessons.

[Cody]

She could always call M0nde's ex for lessons.

the reality behind that charge is so lame it's laughable but nobody cares about the truth

[rubycalaber]

OB does your husband beat you? you seem like the kind of fucked up couple that would do it as a lifestyle

[lnopia the great]

ob can you stop quoting coduy please and thank you

[jon]

water based hug box

[Cody]

ob can you stop quoting coduy please and thank you

this means quote all my posts because he's being ironic

[BatteriWyfe]

According to the exif data this picture was taken in february 2003. I didn't bother to check the other ones.that pic was taken a couple of months ago idiot and the others a week ago

I didn't even live in this flat more than a year ago

[Autistic Spectrum]

this thread is a white trash hoe down

[BatteriWyfe]

if I was lisa I would spend however much welfare it took to get my hair did and get professional make-up done god I wish I was a girl and have professional photographs of me taken with a big smile so I could own people on the internet who called me ugly instead of posting the same 5 tiny grainy dark webcam photos of me having just got out the shower and looking horribly depressedgrainy?

and that's why you can see my pores, eyelashes and even the veins in my eyes?

and some of those pics are literally a week old

idiot

[Autistic Spectrum]

hello poor people who have to blow up there bathtubs, don't get a job so u can afford an actual bathtub, just keep living in your own filth it's cool,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok well i got to run out, right after i blow up my car with air, because i am too much of a white trash peice of shit to drive a metal car, i have a couple places i gotta be cya

[rubycalaber]

grainy?

and that's why you can see my pores, eyelashes and even the veins in my eyes?

and some of those pics are literally a week old

idiot

I'm sure to an australian those are ultra high quality mega pixel hyper def images

[rubycalaber]

also top shelf lel at the word grainy being the one part of that post she takes up issue with

[timmy]

if tyhere was a woman out there and i know there is, as funny as dp, i would rape them and lock them in my basement

[rubycalaber]

if tyhere was a woman out there and i know there is, as funny as dp, i would rape them and lock them in my basement

her names lisa

[rubycalaber]

lisa have you ever peed in your blow up bath?

[timmy]

lol you have to clean that blow up bath have you cleaned it in the 5 years youve owned it

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa have you ever peed in your blow up bath?I have before

I didn't this time

[BatteriWyfe]

lol you have to clean that blow up bath have you cleaned it in the 5 years youve owned ityeah it's easy

you just wipe it out with a cloth when it's dry, nothing sticks to that plastic

[Gentleman Doli]

yeah NOTHIGN sticks to plastic, are u a retard? dont make me lagh.. plastic is one of teh most stainless masteerials out there

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/inflatable-mario-kart-car.jpg beep beep it's me a lisa, get outta the way or i will thorw a banna pell at you,

[BatteriWyfe]

yeah NOTHIGN sticks to plastic, are u a retard? dont make me lagh.. plastic is one of teh most stainless masteerials out thereuh

are you attempting to say something?

[Autistic Spectrum]

he's saynug you a dumb lisa, u stupid lady who has a inflatable bathroom

[BatteriWyfe]

fuck you're lame

[Autistic Spectrum]

you are the pure essence of white trash

[macpro]

Lisa pees in her plastic tub then doesn't wash it after?

[BatteriWyfe]

nah

*YAWN*

[Gentleman Doli]

uh

are you attempting to say something?

i just want to be ur frend............... :(

[macpro]

omg things are surreal on Penguin Island.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://wermenh.com/biketour/images/P7160212_island_large.jpg

[BatteriWyfe]

i just want to be ur frend............... :(after the try hard shit you said?

why do you and dp act like fuckheads to people and then wonder why they hate you?

is it really that fickle and baffling?

or is it just that you're a fuckhead to someone, namely me, and then I hate you?

[Autistic Spectrum]

holy shit lisa is the kid from gummo all grown up, it all makes sense,

http://moviepastry.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/gummo.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

after the try hard shit you said?

why do you and dp act like fuckheads to people and then wonder why they hate you?

is it really that fickle and baffling?

or is it just that you're a fuckhead to someone, namely me, and then I hate you?

i was just playin around lisa ;} ill cut u some slack, watch,

Dp, leave my frinend lisa alone,, shes my frien dand i dont want you to talk about her that way

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe u should buy your friend an air compressor so she can blow up her kitchen and bathroom faster,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

look at all you fancy mother fuckers with your fiberglass and cast iron bathtubs lording over lisa, well can your bathtub be deflated and fit under your bed??? no i don't think it can

[Autistic Spectrum]

MAKS STARTLED THE WITCH!!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

can't belive i acutally read this entire thread, but that ruby post made it worth it

[rootbeer]

mine is blue with pink flowers on it like that one

a drink holder

I fill it up in the loungeroom and watch tv and smoke joints

and it's extra comfy because it's all blow up and padded
lol gangster

[maks]

thread summary: lisa is old and wrinkly and ugly and poor

[steveyos YOLO]

Did she ever post a pic of her bathtub?

[maks]

no she posted a picture of a similar one she found online

[steveyos YOLO]

What a lazy bitch

[kosher dildo]

Got a bf prospect for you, lisa. Might be a keeper.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_nZiuFC4o&feature=related

[always stevey]

Got a bf prospect for you, lisa. Might be a keeper.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_nZiuFC4o&feature=related

holy shit its my weed guy. :swoon:

[kosher dildo]

holy shit its my weed guy. :swoon:

I'm glad that shit wasn't around when I was going through my lisa phase. Makes angel dust seem like herbal tea.

[rootbeer]

hahah what

[Plug Drugs]

oh yeah, lisa got 25k in exchange for marrying some hindu guy so he could move to australia,
have a nice day ^^

[BatteriWyfe]

um no

[kosher dildo]

hahah what

bath salts

[Camoron]

Get the fuxk out forever and stop posting mike, you need jesus

[Plug Drugs]

Get the fuxk out forever and stop posting mike, you need jesus

i found jesus i am jesus i am god and what does god do in his free time? he gets high as fuck and rubs habanero sauce on his penis

[Plug Drugs]

i am really drunk right now guys otherwise i would have never come to this shithole again i love you all so much

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh yeah, lisa got 25k in exchange for marrying some hindu guy so he could move to australia,
have a nice day ^^

welp

[Plug Drugs]

i'm just fucking with you yall lisa never married some foreigner in exchange for money what do you think she is a freeloader???

[rootbeer]

i'm just fucking with you yall lisa never married some foreigner in exchange for money what do you think she is a freeloader???

location: meeting at the tip

[Plug Drugs]

what the fuck am i doing here.. excuse me i'm sorry i wasnt ever going to come here again goodbye

[Autistic Spectrum]

pd i am your friend if there are cyber thugs bullying you just let me know and i will get them off your back

[Autistic Spectrum]

also she told this story on tinychat one night so it's not like you betrayed her secert or anything even thou u really really wanted 2

[rootbeer]

lisa married sid for steam trading cards

[BatteriWyfe]

yeah I got offered that but didn't do it

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i remember when you slowly told the story, and i called you nuts and that u should have took the money, and just fucked the guy or w/e it's not like u would not have liked his brown dick

[Autistic Spectrum]

why fuck 4 free lisa, when dudes will pay u to do it

[Plug Drugs]

i need to think of something really witty to sign myself out on

[Plug Drugs]

hold on, here it is

[Autistic Spectrum]

call lisa a terrible slut!!!

[the president of sex]

is it prostitution if you fuck for weed

[Plug Drugs]

... iv got to puke nevermind

[Plug Drugs]

so thats what pickles look like after you eat them.. hey there's some onions i ate earlier on the bathroom floor but i couldnt wipe it up with toilet paper hopefully somebody will just step on it later in their bare socks and it will be gone out of sight out of mind like i always say

[Autistic Spectrum]

take a picture plug drugs make an epic i just threw up megathread

[maks]

plug drugs I'm pretty sure I found your grandparents phone number and since you came back I'm going to call it

[the president of sex]

plug drugs I'm pretty sure I found your grandparents phone number and since you came back I'm going to call it

if you do you should record and post results

[the president of sex]

double post

[maks]

if you do you should record and post results

I haven't decided if I should have a frank discussion with them about mike's mental issues and drug addictions or chop up his voice that I recorded on tinychat and let him tell them himself

[Autistic Spectrum]

thread summary: lisa is old and wrinkly and ugly and poor

[BatteriWyfe]

you're older and uglier

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya sure i am i am also super poor and my entire family hates me and i don't leave my house for more than half an hour at a time, and stay up till 4am doing nothing other than talk to straners on the interent who hate me night after night

[BatteriWyfe]

do you?

I don't

[Autistic Spectrum]

it seems like you are and you might

[Battery Bits]

401 bump

[Battery Bits]

I mean 501 bump