found a vibrator & a polaroid camera in the loft last night

[siburke939]

oh my

[Plug Drugs]

while digging through my mom's room looking for weed, beer, spare change, or pills, i stumbled across a dildo
i immediately ran to the bathroom to puke my guts out
i think i puked so hard that all the contents of my small and large intestine were sucked back into my stomach just so i could puke them too

[siburke939]

did you sniff the tip?

[Plug Drugs]

why do you gotta say those things

[siburke939]

it would be rude not to have a sniff just to see if it had been used recently

[Garfield]

it would be rude not to

[Garfield]

dildos arent vegan

[Gentleman Doli]

why is Tims hole not an option.

[Gentleman Doli]

Spath.

[Garfield]

frak

[rubycalaber]

suck it and then shove it up your ass and take pictures of it and give them to your gf to let her know you want to start pegging


why is Tims hole not an option.

:mischief:

[Garfield]

oh shit guys rubycalaber just posted

[rootbeer]

>2012
>voting in a siburke thread

[Gentleman Doli]

lol ruby has become the enigma who only posts once every month remember when he seriously posted like every day

[maks]

I'm getting closer to tim's hoooolllleeee

[Gentleman Doli]

All the boys want to find Tim and fuck him. Its not because theyre gay, but its because Tim is so gay that they have to do it, or else he wont learn his lesson to stop being gay.

[maks]

I don't want to beat him I want to goad him indo doing stupid shit for my amusement

[Garfield]

if maks wont i will, auzzy boiz r hawtt

[Gentleman Doli]

Garfield is a kind man.

[Garfield]

seriously lowering my expectations

[siburke939]

ruby i am too lazy to google "pegging" somebody please explain

[maks]

ruby i am too lazy to google "pegging" somebody please explain

getting fucked in the ass by a girl wearing a strapon. probably old news for you.

[siburke939]

ah cool that would be a bit weird but in fairness my missus did fist me in the bath last week that was quite the experience & surprisingly enjoyable (until i farted at the hospital (long story) & thought i'd shat myself)

[maks]

seems like pegging would be a natural evolution of your relationship

[siburke939]

i think we skipped that by going straight to fisting in fairness - she gives an amazing rimjob #justsaying

[siburke939]

#usinghashtagsoninternetforumsasifthisistwitterwhatofit

[maks]

With what you two are up to I'm amazed you found the time to stick it in her twat and knock her up

[siburke939]

i fucked her 6 times on the trot one night we just really click together gotta get plenty of pussy smashing in there! >:-D

[siburke939]

we even made love a few times (true story)

[maks]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[siburke939]

in her butt too