I'm gonna make a video for fjs on how to make my favorite sandwich but ther'es one problem

[steveyos]

I wanna just make and eat the damn sandwich becuase it's so good so I never set up my handycam


so here's the recipe I'll post it here because even some of you who don't post at fjs deserve this amazing sandwich in your life


step 1 bread, like a roll, or whatever a bun, really it doesn' tmatter whatever you like, I use a roll I'm hopoig to one day find or make bread like subway but for now I just use whatever roll beause it doesn't really matter because

step 2. you put so much olive oil, I mean a lot, you cut the bread in half then you pour on olive oil on one half and hold ht eother half in your hand and then pres them together, and you repeat this until you've pretty much turned the bread into mush then you fully turn the bread into mush with balsamic vinegar (the video will portray just how serious I am about this you can't even imagine how much oil and vinegar I use unless you actually witness it)

step 3 you put salt and pepper on both sides or just one side it depends on how much salt and peppe ryou like I don't use too much myself because it's not really gonnamatter the vinegar is gonna destroy your entire abiality to exist and you will enter the 69th dimension whnere doli hitler and I will be waiting

step 3 you fold a round piece of provalone cheese in half and put it on one side of the sandiwhc this is the bottom layer btw, then you fold another and put i ton the other side of the sandwihc. if your sandiwch is more than two pieces long add more pieces and you switch them up like this:

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|(|


now, the best step. step 3. you take CAPICOLA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola and you follow the cheese method but YOU PUT LIKE 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 PIECES. IT CAN BE SWEET CAPICOLA.IT CAN BE HOT CAPICOLA. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER JUST PUT IT ALL ON THERE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAPICOLA THEN YOU HONESTLY DO DESERVE TO DIE. IF YOU LIKE CAPICOLA IT DOESN'T NCESSARILY MEAN I LIKE YOU AND IT'S A FREE PASS OT POST ON FJS BUT AT LEAST IT MEANS YOU LIKE CAPICOLA AND YOU CAN TAKE SOLACE IN THAT.


finally step 3. layer on like 900 pieces of lettuce or however much you can fit without making your sandwich difficult to eat


if you've made yoru sandwich correctly you will know afterwards when you die from all the vinegar



and now for a screenshot of my desktop courtesy of Bing (I still can't alt+0153 on firefox and I just tried changing more settings too they fucking ruined the alt key by making it do useless shit I'm about, actually fuck it transferring this post over to IE10 uninstalling firefox)™™‡GG‡‡‡3™™™™™‡5♪ù3ôthere we go FUCK FIREFOX UNINSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED lol when selecitn pics for imgur ie10 doesn't have the tree menu on the left and now it's auto correcting my fucking spelling again gotta shut that shit off again it's better than firefox but nowhere near as good as chrome I can't believe google actually made something good for once without it needing to be fixed by the community

http://i.imgur.com/cjNyjXm.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

u ever gargle bleach then lick an asshole clean?

[steveyos]

how'd you like doing it is it worth doing?

[Autistic Spectrum]

never done it, but i would like a nice bleached asshole tbh

[steveyos]

you should ask cag the best method for getting it done or just hire ramen if you wanna try it that way

[steveyos YOLO]

Use the olive oil as wank lube

[steveyos]

nope need it all for this amazing sandwich

[Camoron]

salame, capicola and provolone, hold the vinegar :barf:

[steveyos]

salame, capicola and provolone, hold the vinegar :barf:

if you're not down with balsamic vinegar it's because your tastebuds are damaged and you need to go to a doctor


and salame to you too my friend

http://sharetv.org/images/guide/369492.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

Salam alaykum.

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/rVTGcZ2.jpg

I make something similar, but I use Tofurky slices, more veggies, and I bake my own bread. I love oil & vinegar though; mix it up with red wine vinegar sometime.

[always stevey]

What does that stuff even taste like?

[always stevey]

Just eat a soy bean.

[Camoron]

shit

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/rVTGcZ2.jpg

I make something similar, but I use Tofurky slices, more veggies, and I bake my own bread. I love oil & vinegar though; mix it up with red wine vinegar sometime.



post your bread recipe itt and make a video for fjs, and I will get some red wine vinegar to try too

the reason I only use lettuce is because it's just one type of meat one type of cheese and lettuce it's so simple it's just a quick easy and it's honestly the best thing I've ever had in my life and omfg I'm gona go make another one right now well after I'm done doing some sit ups and downs

[steveyos]

Just eat a soy bean.

lol

[Garfield]

i have my famous stuffed bell peppers on cam but i need to edit

[always stevey]

any idiot can make stuffed bell peppers.

[always stevey]

That is nothing to brag about. par boil some peppers. Cook some rice and italian sausge. Stuff the peppers... sprinkle mozzarella. bake. lol

[always stevey]

bell peppers.

[lnopia the great]

stmpple how mich weight have you lost strving yourself as a vegan

[Garfield]

bell peppers.

yes that is the absolute worst way to make stuffed bell peppers and clearly your cooking reflects your posting. being a 2013'r you may have missed my garfburg epeisode from 2009, where i cooked one of the most famous burgers on this forum to date

[Garfield]

i feel sorry for camoron, having to eat easy mac and hot pockets every single night

[always stevey]

you and camoron both do not know how to cook.

[Garfield]

i know for a fact camoron is an expert at making french fries and i was the chef de partie for the hilton resort for 2 years

[Garfield]

not everyones a stripper claire.

[maks]

don't get garfield started on cooking he;'ll make another youtube video about hamburgers

[Autistic Spectrum]

i also worked expo when i was a lad,i can cook like there no tommorw, DO I? no i do not,

[always stevey]

any idiot can make a hamburger. jesus christ.

[always stevey]

people are always so self-righteous about their god-damned cooking.

[Garfield]

prove it

[Autistic Spectrum]

i don't come down to where you work and knock the dick outta your mouth u whore,,

[always stevey]

Garfield probably drenches everything in cheap sauce.

[Garfield]

:naughty:

[Autistic Spectrum]

i was at the top of my game claire, i worked in acutal 4 star returnats, i was the expoditer, u ever seen that movie pulp fiction and they had to call the wolf harvey keiteal to get shit done when they blew tha tniggers head off, ya i was basically like that,,,

[Garfield]

i only use the finest infused olive oils from trader joes

[always stevey]

whatever.

[Garfield]

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:lmao:

[Autistic Spectrum]

ORDER UP, U FUCKING FAT BITCHES GET IN HERE AND GET THIS FUCKING FOOD OUT, i made more than one waitress breakdown and cry,

[always stevey]

kitchen nightmares.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i was basically like that english guy but way more vulgar

[steveyos]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU OR I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU ALL WITH CAPICOLA

[steveyos]

THIS IS WHY I DON'T BOTHER MAKING GOOD THREADS HERE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING TERRIBLE

[StompleB]

wqpZcSVBCKI

[Camoron]

any idiot can make a hamburger. jesus christ.

any idiot can cook anything, but it takes a n idiot who knows how to cook to cook something well

[Camoron]

my macaroni and cheese was a time tested process to get right, im still perfecting my recipe

[Camoron]

you know nothing about how i cook, I cook like there's no tomorrow, I watch so much food network, you have no idea, i can basically cook anything

[Camoron]

i want to get a vacuum thing so I can vacuum seal pouches and boil them, thats what the real pros do, it seals in the flavor

[always stevey]

It's just basic, baked macroni and cheese. get the fuck over yourself.

[Camoron]

"welcome to flavortown broski" - guy fiero

[Autistic Spectrum]

had this little bell, and if thoese cunts where not in there before there fucking four top was ready i would ring the fuck outta that bell

[Camoron]

It's just basic, baked macroni and cheese. get the fuck over yourself.

spoken like someone who doesnt know wtf theyre talking about, any idiot can bake macaroni and cheese but making really fucking good macaroni and cheese, well thats an art

[steveyos]

camoron having a tim episode

[Camoron]

camoron having a tim episode

my entire life is a tim episode

[Camoron]

i like to think by Tim episode you're impyling that barry has a sitcom called Tim and this is an episode of that sitcom

[always stevey]

hurr duurrr durr, fucking altin brown over here making macroni and cheese.

[Camoron]

well what should I be making, jesus christ, a fucking soufflet? or what? what kind of complicated horseshit do you cook

[Camoron]

zzzz

[always stevey]

spoken like someone who doesnt know wtf theyre talking about, any idiot can bake macaroni and cheese but making really fucking good macaroni and cheese, well thats an art

Spoken like someone who knows people are full of shit when it comes to their cooking.

[Camoron]

uh yeah, like you

again, what kind of food do you cook

[steveyos]

you two need to log out right now

[Camoron]

quiet, i want to know what she cooks so i can go cook it better than she does

[reno]

you two need to log out right now

[always stevey]

I can cook anything basically.

[steveyos YOLO]

Cat avatar guy post pics of your ass nobody cares about your cooking

[Camoron]

I forgot bread

[Camoron]

i bought some bakery bread like a week ago. been keeping it in the fridge. probably no good huh?

[always stevey]

You can make crutons out of it, but that would involve you leaving your computer.

[Camoron]

you wanna try that again without the hypocrisy?

[macpro]

i need to log out right now

[steveyos YOLO]

Hate you kenny

[steveyos]

holy shit cag and camoron I'm banning you from the tinychat and I'd ban you from fjs if you pulled this shit there

[steveyos]

add me on steam and skyoe so I can delete you

[always stevey]

I just ate the greasiest grilled cheese, it was so good, but I could feel the fat and the butter, and all the bad stuff wriggling it's way into my stomache, ass, and thighs so I threw it up in the toilet.

[steveyos YOLO]

Sounds like you're talking about a black cock

[UofLCardfan08]

http://i.imgur.com/rVTGcZ2.jpg

I make something similar, but I use Tofurky slices, more veggies, and I bake my own bread. I love oil & vinegar though; mix it up with red wine vinegar sometime.

choke on it and die you vegan pedo faggot

[Gentleman Doli]

durr cag ! ^_^ and cam ! ^_^

[UofLCardfan08]

I can cook anything basically.

http://theworldsbestever.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/star-trek-wine.jpg

[rootbeer]

I wanna just make and eat the damn sandwich becuase it's so good so I never set up my handycam


so here's the recipe I'll post it here because even some of you who don't post at fjs deserve this amazing sandwich in your life


step 1 bread, like a roll, or whatever a bun, really it doesn' tmatter whatever you like, I use a roll I'm hopoig to one day find or make bread like subway but for now I just use whatever roll beause it doesn't really matter because

step 2. you put so much olive oil, I mean a lot, you cut the bread in half then you pour on olive oil on one half and hold ht eother half in your hand and then pres them together, and you repeat this until you've pretty much turned the bread into mush then you fully turn the bread into mush with balsamic vinegar (the video will portray just how serious I am about this you can't even imagine how much oil and vinegar I use unless you actually witness it)

step 3 you put salt and pepper on both sides or just one side it depends on how much salt and peppe ryou like I don't use too much myself because it's not really gonnamatter the vinegar is gonna destroy your entire abiality to exist and you will enter the 69th dimension whnere doli hitler and I will be waiting

step 3 you fold a round piece of provalone cheese in half and put it on one side of the sandiwhc this is the bottom layer btw, then you fold another and put i ton the other side of the sandwihc. if your sandiwch is more than two pieces long add more pieces and you switch them up like this:

|(|
|)|
|(|


now, the best step. step 3. you take CAPICOLA https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola and you follow the cheese method but YOU PUT LIKE 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 PIECES. IT CAN BE SWEET CAPICOLA.IT CAN BE HOT CAPICOLA. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER JUST PUT IT ALL ON THERE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAPICOLA THEN YOU HONESTLY DO DESERVE TO DIE. IF YOU LIKE CAPICOLA IT DOESN'T NCESSARILY MEAN I LIKE YOU AND IT'S A FREE PASS OT POST ON FJS BUT AT LEAST IT MEANS YOU LIKE CAPICOLA AND YOU CAN TAKE SOLACE IN THAT.


finally step 3. layer on like 900 pieces of lettuce or however much you can fit without making your sandwich difficult to eat


if you've made yoru sandwich correctly you will know afterwards when you die from all the vinegar



and now for a screenshot of my desktop courtesy of Bing (I still can't alt+0153 on firefox and I just tried changing more settings too they fucking ruined the alt key by making it do useless shit I'm about, actually fuck it transferring this post over to IE10 uninstalling firefox)™™‡GG‡‡‡3™™™™™‡5♪ù3ôthere we go FUCK FIREFOX UNINSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED lol when selecitn pics for imgur ie10 doesn't have the tree menu on the left and now it's auto correcting my fucking spelling again gotta shut that shit off again it's better than firefox but nowhere near as good as chrome I can't believe google actually made something good for once without it needing to be fixed by the community

http://i.imgur.com/cjNyjXm.jpg

gout gout let it all out

[steveyos YOLO]

choke on it and die you vegan pedo faggot

I wanna sit on your face

[Camoron]

holy shit cag and camoron I'm banning you from the tinychat and I'd ban you from fjs if you pulled this shit there

dont really give a shit

[always stevey]

i haven't logged into my fjs account in months.

[Camoron]

gonan rage and get mad cause cag and cam are makign posts to each other :raged:

[always stevey]

lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

well i h8 to be the bearer of bad news, but when you and cag carry on any sort of converstion it's one of the most sicking annoying things to ever be brought upon the gentle folk of ytmnd fourms, i would go so far as to say your conversations with cag are a pox upon us all

[always stevey]

pls make that bad man go away.

[Camoron]

nobody would give a shit youre all just jealous of my special relationship with cag

[m0nde]

eating horse meat

[Camoron]

to codify it, is like, trying to codify the special relationship between the US and the UK, you just cant do it

[Camoron]

basically I tell Cag what to do, and she does it.

[Camoron]

codyfy

[the president of sex]

nobody would give a shit youre all just jealous of my special relationship with cag

who is jelly of the firendzone

[Autistic Spectrum]

that must be it, just idk keep it to skype, give a quick pm to your lady friend or something when you are chatting in the public fourms, nobody needs or wants to read any of those posts, they will and have been your downfall cameron,

[Autistic Spectrum]

the conversations you have with cag, the playful back and forth, well it makes me physically sick

[Autistic Spectrum]

my cagrom ulcer is acting up again

[Camoron]

youre just taking this too far, we weer discussing the goddamn thread topic, it was food, we were talkuing about food, we werent talking about star trek or comamnder data or anything like that, jesus christ stop being such fuckin babbies

[always stevey]

I don't know why everyone is fighting today. :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

no this is now a cagrom intervention, it's gone 2 fast and 2 far, it has 2 stop YOUR KILLING ME AND YOUR MOTHER

[the president of sex]

i happen to like commander data his painting of a horse reminds me of cag's horse avatar

[always stevey]

:O sounds serious.

[Camoron]

* marks thread read *

[steveyos]

well i h8 to be the bearer of bad news, but when you and cag carry on any sort of converstion it's one of the most sicking annoying things to ever be brought upon the gentle folk of ytmnd fourms, i would go so far as to say your conversations with cag are a pox upon us all

[steveyos]

didn't read past that post will a moderator delete all the posts itt then close it and then sticky it thanks

[steveyos]

and ban cag and cam for being so fucking bad holy shit

[steveyos]

I would rather read marco posts at this point

[macpro]

I wanna sit on your face

Oooooooooo

[steveyos]

clicked view post because the other posts are so bad itt, marco posting "Oooooo" is literally nowhere near as bad as the cag cam conspiracy

[steveyos]

that's probably marco's best post but he chose a completely ignorable post to quote with it go figure

[BatteriWyfe]

http://3.asset.soup.io/asset/0619/7875_f1f2.gif

[steveyos]

ban lisa

[macpro]

http://i.imgur.com/6OqvA8z.gif

[UofLCardfan08]

http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/scnow.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/c3/bc30c2de-99bc-11e2-890f-001a4bcf6878/5157bd9a757c7.image.jpg

cagwood sammich

[steveyos]

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