I'm a gross piece of shit.

[Camoron]

:pissed:

[F4]

same

[Camoron]

Ugh ugh ughhh so gross

[steveyos YOLO]

:cheerup:

[lnopia the great]

:posting:

[BatteriWyfe]

no you're not

everyone is depressed today

[Camoron]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaahhhhhhhhjhjjhhhhhhh yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhjh!!!!!!

[Gentleman Doli]

cag :smug:

[Camoron]

Càg... caaggg... Caaaaaaaaaaagggg!!! Cag cag cag CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHH CAG CAAAAAG AHHHHHHHHHHBHBHHHHHHHHHH!!! ...... CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAGGGG GGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[timmy]

cant wait until this forum is deleted

[lnopia the great]

the forum is fine its just full of fags

[steveyos]

actually the forum isn't fine it's a coded mess it's laggy it's constantly busted and it's vbulletin


meanwhile fjs always runs smoothly it's better forum software and well yeah even the posting situation is better

[Autistic Spectrum]

all these things seem true

[Camoron]

Uh huh yeah uh huh uh huh yeah yeah uh huh yeah uhhuhuh.hhuhuhuh ahhhhhhhhhhhha AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[always stevey]

wow. lol feel better omg.

[rubycalaber]

rare audio captured from camorons cellphone spying on him by the NSA: http://vocaroo.com/i/s06otZfxgmEZ

[always stevey]

Omg. Sounds sexy. I want a man making that sound on top of me.

[Camoron]

let it all out

[always stevey]

777777777777don't even know what you're talking about

[Autistic Spectrum]

Princess Cag would know

[Camoron]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[always stevey]

you're being weird today.

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe it's because he broke up with his definitely real girlfriend because you where getting jealous cag,

[Camoron]

:sad:

[always stevey]

stop meddling in my affairs.

[Autistic Spectrum]

stop posting on my forum and we can come to some sort of arrangement

[Camoron]

are you talkin to me or him cause im gettin really fuckin confused

[Autistic Spectrum]

doesn't matter, she's leaving forever now, it's been a crazy 4 months, but her time has come,,,

[Camoron]

cag...

[Autistic Spectrum]

cya cag, those where the best 9000 posts i ever read,

[Camoron]

im.














fag

[always stevey]

aggreesd

[Camoron]

aggresses

[always stevey]

i don't know how to spell anymore.

[Autistic Spectrum]

same

[Camoron]

i don't know how to love anymore. :conan:

[Autistic Spectrum]

KILL YOURSELF,, ITS REALLY THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS THREAD,

[Camoron]

soo agreesive

[always stevey]

so mean, i know. he's gonna make me drink myself to death one day. might be tonight...

[Camoron]

have fun

[Autistic Spectrum]

you guys ever read remoeno and julets' adventers maybe u should,

[Camoron]

they were fools who fucked up their families and died over a childish infatuation. what of it.

[Garfield]

i liked the remake with leo

[Camoron]

Im drunk and gay

[Cody]

no you're not

everyone is depressed today

as usual one person on the whole forum didnt get it.

:rofl:

[rootbeer]

Im drunk and gay
admitting you have a problem is the first step

[Garfield]

i didnt get it either, i guess im with lisa because this thread's "joke" isnt funny at all

[maks]

depression is no laughing matter

now if you'll excuse me I'm having a panic attack

[timmy]

ANXIETY OWNS

[maks]

anxiety owns because you get xanax
Alprazolam /ælˈpræzəlæm/ (trade name Xanax, available among other generic names) is a short-acting anxiolytic of the benzodiazepine class of psychoactive drugs. Alprazolam, like other benzodiazepines, binds to specific sites on the GABAA gamma-amino-butyric acid receptor. Alprazolam is commonly used and FDA approved for the medical treatment of panic disorder, and anxiety disorders, such as generalized anxiety disorder (GAD) or social anxiety disorder (SAD).[3][4] Alprazolam is available for oral administration in compressed tablet (CT) and extended-release capsule (XR) formulations. Alprazolam possesses anxiolytic, sedative, hypnotic, skeletal muscle relaxant, anticonvulsant, and amnestic properties.[5]

Alprazolam has a fast onset of action and symptomatic relief. Ninety percent of peak effects are achieved within the first hour (although onset may begin at 8–25 minutes of ingestion) of using either in preparation for panic disorder, and full peak effects are achieved in 1.5 and 1.6 hours respectively.[6][7] Peak benefits achieved for generalized anxiety disorder (GAD) may take up to a week.[8][9] Tolerance to the anxiolytic/antipanic effects is controversial with some authoritative sources reporting the development of tolerance,[10] and others reporting no development of tolerance;[3][11] tolerance will however, develop to the sedative-hypnotic effects within a couple of days.[11] Withdrawal symptoms or rebound symptoms may occur after ceasing treatment abruptly following a few weeks or longer of steady dosing, and may necessitate a gradual dose reduction.[8][12]

Alprazolam is the most prescribed[13] and the most misused benzodiazepine on the U.S. retail market.[14] The potential for misuse among those taking it for medical reasons is controversial with some expert reviews stating that the risk is low and similar to that of other benzodiazepine drugs[3] and others stating that there is a substantial risk of abuse and dependence in both patients and non-medical users of alprazolam and that the pharmacological properties of alprazolam, high affinity binding, high potency, having a short elimination half-life as well as a rapid onset of action increase the misuse potential of alprazolam.[10][15] Compared to the large number of prescriptions, relatively few individuals increase their dose on their own initiative or engage in drug-seeking behavior.[16] Alprazolam is classified as a schedule IV controlled substance by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA).

Contents [hide]
1 Medical uses
1.1 Panic disorder
1.2 Anxiety disorders
1.3 Nausea due to chemotherapy
2 Pregnancy and lactation
3 Contraindications
4 Adverse effects
4.1 Paradoxical reactions
4.2 Food and drug interactions
4.3 Overdose
4.4 Dependence and withdrawal
5 Detection in body fluids
6 Pharmacology
7 Pharmacokinetics
8 Chemistry
9 History
10 Society and culture
10.1 Recreational use
10.2 Availability
10.3 Legal status
11 References
12 External links
Medical uses[edit]

Alprazolam is mostly used to treat anxiety disorders, panic disorders, and nausea due to chemotherapy.[15] The FDA label advises that the physician should periodically reassess the usefulness of the drug.[4]

Panic disorder[edit]
Alprazolam is effective in the relief of moderate to severe anxiety and panic attacks.[4] It however is not a first line treatment, since the development of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, and alprazolam is no longer recommended for the treatment of panic disorder (in Australia) due to concerns regarding tolerance, dependence and abuse.[10] Evidence supporting the effectiveness of alprazolam in treating panic disorder has been limited to 4 to 10 weeks. However, people with panic disorder have been treated on an open basis for up to 8 months without apparent loss of benefit.[4][17]

In the US alprazolam is FDA-approved for the treatment of panic disorder with or without agoraphobia.[4] Alprazolam is recommended by the World Federation of Societies of Biological Psychiatry (WFSBP) for treatment-resistant cases of panic disorder where there is no history of tolerance or dependence, as of 2002.[18]

Anxiety disorders[edit]
In the US alprazolam is FDA-approved for the management of anxiety disorders (a condition corresponding most closely to the APA Diagnostic and Statistical Manual DSM-IV-TR diagnosis of generalized anxiety disorder) or the short-term relief of symptoms of anxiety. Anxiety associated with depression is responsive to alprazolam. Demonstrations of the effectiveness by systematic clinical study are limited to 4 months duration for anxiety disorder.[4] However, the research into antidepressant properties of alprazolam is of poor quality and only assessed the short-term effects of alprazolam against depression.[19] In one study, some long term, high-dosage users of alprazolam developed reversible depression.[20] In the UK, alprazolam is recommended for the short-term treatment (2–4 weeks) of severe acute anxiety.[17][21][22]

Nausea due to chemotherapy[edit]
Alprazolam may be used in combination with other medications for chemotherapy-induced nausea and vomiting.[15]

Pregnancy and lactation[edit]

Benzodiazepines cross the placenta, enter into the fetus and are also excreted with breast milk. The use of benzodiazepines during pregnancy or lactation has potential risks. The use of alprazolam in pregnancy is believed to be associated with congenital abnormalities. Diazepam and chlordiazepoxide have a better safety profile in pregnancy than alprazolam.

Women who are pregnant or are planning on becoming pregnant should avoid starting alprazolam.[23] Use in the last trimester may cause fetal drug dependence and withdrawal symptoms in the post-natal period[24] as well as neonatal flaccidity and respiratory problems.[25] However, in long-term users of benzodiazepines abrupt discontinuation due to concerns of teratogenesis has a high risk of causing extreme withdrawal symptoms and a severe rebound effect of the underlying mental health disorder. Spontaneous abortions may also result from abrupt withdrawal of psychotropic medications including benzodiazepines.[26]

Benzodiazepines, including alprazolam, are known to be excreted in human milk.[27] Chronic administration of diazepam to nursing mothers has been reported to cause their infants to become lethargic and to lose weight.[28][29]

Contraindications[edit]

Benzodiazepines require special precaution if used in children and in alcohol- or drug-dependent individuals. Particular care should be taken in pregnant or elderly patients, patients with substance abuse history, particularly alcohol dependence and patients with comorbid psychiatric disorders.[30] Use of alprazolam should be avoided or carefully monitored by medical professionals in individuals with the following conditions: myasthenia gravis, acute narrow-angle glaucoma, severe liver deficiencies (e.g., cirrhosis), severe sleep apnea, pre-existing respiratory depression, marked neuromuscular respiratory weakness including unstable myasthenia gravis, acute pulmonary insufficiency, chronic psychosis, hypersensitivity or allergy to alprazolam or other drugs in the benzodiazepine class, borderline personality disorder (may induce suicidality and dyscontrol).[31][32][33][34]

Like all central nervous system depressants, including alcohol, alprazolam in larger-than-normal doses can cause significant deterioration in alertness, combined with increased feelings of drowsiness, especially in those unaccustomed to the drug's effects.[35] People driving or conducting activities that require vigilance should exercise caution in using alprazolam or any other depressant until they know how it affects them.

Elderly individuals should be cautious in the use of alprazolam due to the possibility of increased susceptibility to side-effects, especially loss of coordination and drowsiness.[28]

[Camoron]

i didnt get it either, i guess im with lisa because this thread's "joke" isnt funny at all

Nothing i say is funny, please respect that

[rootbeer]

have some fucking respect

[Garfield]

hey guys i just took a nice big solid shit tht was 2 feet long, i thought on it for a little bt and decided thats what butt sex must feel like, and to be honest it felt pretty damn good, so im going to try it with a guy and who knows maybe i was supposed to be gay this whole time

[the president of sex]

:camcare:

[always stevey]

lovely thread

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's really painful to read,

[Camoron]

it's really painful to read,

is that cause you posted in it so much :goodone:

[Autistic Spectrum]

tired everything in my power to kill this thread, but sigh,, you and cag, had it all planned days ago, the thread was cast before the first post

[Camoron]

yeah, we had it all planned,

[Camoron]

p[lanned it out over skype the last time we talked, back in june, we planned 6 months of skype trolls

[always stevey]

forum is stupid today. Thought it was going to be a nice day at the forum.

[Autistic Spectrum]

sounds about right

[Camoron]

got enough material to outlast Rubys DayZ videos

[Camoron]

forum is stupid today. Thought it was going to be a nice day at the forum.

stop posting bullshit like this its such a cry for attention

[Camoron]

oh wah, the forum is bad today, look at me im stealing steve yelles gimmick

[always stevey]

Material. omg shut up

[Autistic Spectrum]

listen to your boyfriend cag, you are coming off as whiney and weak, jump on skype for a few mins if you need to vent to cMAMEORWON then do it there,,,, also lol fuck off both of u

[always stevey]

you're mad because I sent doli Cody's pm. It was a stupid pm. Not even worth sharing and I woke up to a flood of angry texts from you.

[Garfield]

they skyped for hours

[Camoron]

yeh im really steamed

[Autistic Spectrum]

you're mad because I sent doli Cody's pm. It was a stupid pm. Not even worth sharing and I woke up to a flood of angry texts from you.

1.post the cody pm,
2.post teh angary texts\
3.post your tits
4.get out

[Garfield]

this thread is seething with anger

[Camoron]

>sent 2 texts at like 2 pm
>"woke up", congrats on rolling out of bed before noon
>betrayed to by a drunk reason

[always stevey]

There were 5 or 6 texts with nothing but questions.

[Autistic Spectrum]

hmmmm, trouble in cagrom land, it's time 2 make my move on cag,,,,

[always stevey]

I hardly drank last night. I stayed up smoking weed and watchng the new evil dead or something.

[Autistic Spectrum]

sneak right up behind her and bash her fuckiung face in, check mate,

[Autistic Spectrum]

the new evil dead, was pretty awesome cag, let's discucss the subtleys of the different plot points

[always stevey]

That movie didn't even have a plot.

[Camoron]

There were 5 or 6 texts with nothing but questions.

yeah sorry for asking about how you were douing since someonet old me you had bruises all over you, jesus christ

Fucking hell

[Autistic Spectrum]

um the guy opend the book, then read it, and crazy shit happend thats a plot cag, maybe not one of your fancy ivy league daddy pays my toutution plots but it was def a plot

[always stevey]

slurry slag

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag don't get so blasted on weed that you forget to tip out your barbacks ,weedealers and your pimp, u gonna get your ass kicked girl

[always stevey]

um the guy opend the book, then read it, and crazy shit happend thats a plot cag, maybe not one of your fancy ivy league daddy pays my toutution plots but it was def a plot

Wonder if you pushed a car on my hand, if I could rip it off and escape.

[always stevey]

Why are there so many people in this thread right now????

[Autistic Spectrum]

lets find out

[always stevey]

fight to the death?

[Gentleman Doli]

1.post the cody pm,
2.post teh angary texts\
3.post your tits
4.get out

its good, ok so like you know cam really likes you a lot. i had a sure fire shot at trolling him to oblivion but i passed it up becuase the guy really really really likes you as far as he knows you. if youre gonna friend zone him you should just lay it flat on the table for him privately beacuse literally the only time hes ever PMed me EVER was when i said that you told me you liked him.

your choice but i think you really have hurt him.

[Gentleman Doli]

Cag, why havent you returned my texts? I miss you baby.... cag i miss you, sweety my girlfriend cag, Im going to keep a space in my heart for you

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/gdzW57y.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

do you like, like cag cameron? or just like her.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/gdzW57y.gif

i do this with my jetskis all the time in the water,

[always stevey]

That was just Cody being drunk and sentimental.

[m0nde]

just call camoron what he really is now, the new plugdrugs

since plugdrugs is gone, let the title be given to the new whiny, clingy bitch-boy

[Autistic Spectrum]

listen caggles, we go wayy back to the flamers hall subfourm, i know u have a different interent soical circle now, but my grandma wife who lurks sometimes and me really like your pointy tits,,,

[Camoron]

shut up you brown ball of bacon fat

[Gentleman Doli]

no see, camoron says mean thing sto cag on the forums, hes definitely NOT in love with her, hell why would he be he has a girl friend now, her name is Rachel/Madeline/Cleopatra/Claire(O_O)/Commader Dianna Troi from Star Trek Enterprise

[Camoron]

gonna kick your ass doli

[Gentleman Doli]

gonna kick your ass doli

ahahaha i wish you would tbh ive lost all feeleing in my ass from the years ive spent sitting in one place and never leaving my apretns basement,

[StompleB]

outside

[Camoron]

ahahaha i wish you would tbh ive lost all feeleing in my ass from the years ive spent sitting in one place and never leaving my apretns basement,

how can i stay mad at you

[Autistic Spectrum]

dont try and shift the focus onto mondes skin color and weight problem cameron, u are a sad sad man, who fell in love in the wrong tinychat room,,,

[m0nde]

the guy's been whining to anyone who'll listen on skype and elsewhere about his neurotic okcupid episodes
in a way, that's worse than plugdrugs

[always stevey]

So hungry right now after our epic macaroni and cheese thread.

[always stevey]

Adding Monde to ignore.

[Gentleman Doli]

camoron m0nde, at least, has severale hot ass pics of 6 year old babes waiting for him in his dungeon, wat do u have camoron, what do u have? can u answer me that?

[Camoron]

the guy's been whining to anyone who'll listen on skype and elsewhere about his neurotic okcupid episodes
in a way, that's worse than plugdrugs

uhh i talked about a few dates i went on cuz they were funny storeis

[Autistic Spectrum]

eat a dick cag

[Camoron]

i literally, went on a date, with ag ril who fucks memebrs of another species.

[Gentleman Doli]

uhh i talked about a few dates i went on cuz they were funny storeis

you talked about every date you went on, and said hello i am camoron i went on a date today CAG DID YOU NOTICE I WENT ON A DATE TODAY CAG???

[Camoron]

also went on a date with a vegetarian feminist

[Autistic Spectrum]

this thread title attacts the worst sorts of people, it's a mean thread, and a bunch of fucking jerks are posting in it

[always stevey]

Monde is just angry because his wife left him and he has no chance of ever getting willing poon unagain.

[Camoron]

i made a joke about all the asian people i said, i think that was where things started going sour

[Autistic Spectrum]

also went on a date with a vegetarian feminist

wow, you really reaching, i think you are just gonna take times you hung out with stomple online and spin them into stories about your dates with these very real girls

[Camoron]

and then i went on a date with a girl i told about the dogfucker girl, and she was disgusted and not amused at all and basically dumped me at my car and drove away rofl

[always stevey]

I want to go on a date with my weed guy, but he's got that fat girlfriend ruining everything. Going to kill her

[Autistic Spectrum]

got a date, with a chubby drunk gal, who loves taco bell and candy bars next week!

[Camoron]

wow, you really reaching, i think you are just gonna take times you hung out with stomple online and spin them into stories about your dates with these very real girls

idk why it is so hard for peopel to believe me that im dating people irl

[always stevey]

Lure her off the Montana de ORo cliffs with baked goods and sweets.

[Camoron]

if i were going to b e making shit up, i would be sexing all these girl,s and talking about how smooth i am and how awesome my dates go, not saying they went badly and they dont want to see me again lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

idk why it is so hard for peopel to believe me that im dating people irl

i'm the predsinet of the moon!

[Camoron]

I want to go on a date with my weed guy, but he's got that fat girlfriend ruining everything. Going to kill her

yeha, thats a good first step towar turning your life around, start dating drug dealers

[Gentleman Doli]

cag and camoron telling "people who arent each other" stories about how they wnnt on dates, in the exact same thread, that nobody else but them is reading, but they dont care about each other at all heck the last time they talked was JUNE, for petes sake!, camoron definitely didnt text cag 5000 times asking about the sex-related bite marks she got, and cag definitely isnt secretly craving Cammander WarfCamoron Cock

[StompleB]

stop harming

[Autistic Spectrum]

uhh u know how much money she will save if she banging her drug dealer, alot, cag's a drug addict

[Camoron]

i'm the predsinet of the moon!

just because everyoene on this forum is a virgin nerd autist doesnt mean one of us cant escape from the shackles of crippling lack of self esteem and severe autism to go on a date every now and then

[maks]

camoron texted her about that because I asked him to

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am just elected to the congress, of mars, i am now a congressman/astoruntant

[Gentleman Doli]

camoron texted her about that because I asked him to

i appreciate taht ur watching camorons back, as a firend, but we both know u only gave him the excuse he needed

[Camoron]

i am actualyl trying to help howard dean land some datyes with OkCupud but i dont think hes had any luck sof ar

[Autistic Spectrum]

where you telling him all your trade secerts like how to not use okcupid and use pof instead because that's where actual real girls go,

[maks]

i appreciate taht ur watching camorons back, as a firend, but we both know u only gave him the excuse he needed

no he was pretty pissed off and resistant to the idea but I talked him into it

[Gentleman Doli]

i use adultfriendfinder, did u know that they have one weird trick that will make ur penis bigger in 7 days that the drug companies DONT want you to know about,

[Camoron]

where you telling him all your trade secerts like how to not use okcupid and use pof instead because that's where actual real girls go,

whats pof

[Autistic Spectrum]

i use my dick inside girls lady holes, maybe u nerds should get off the net and try it sometime

[Gentleman Doli]

posts of fail, basicaly its where all the fail posts are gathered, and yours are top of the list, of fail the fail list

[Autistic Spectrum]

whats pof

ya u are def internet dating for sure

plenty of fish

[always stevey]

Using the internet to find dates on okcupid. Go out and meet people irl.. Best way to do it. I've met one person off the internet. He sent me a picture of a buff guy but when I meet him in person, he was morbidly obese and over 6 feet tall.

I basically told him to fuck off and when I didn't call him back he fucking came to my house. lol

[always stevey]

Came to my house to tell me I should be more careful about who I give my information to..

[Camoron]

ya u are def internet dating for sure

plenty of fish

does ti cost money

[Autistic Spectrum]

Using the internet to find dates on okcupid. Go out and meet people irl.. Best way to do it. I've met one person off the internet. He sent me a picture of a buff guy but when I meet him in person, he was morbidly obese and over 6 feet tall.

I basically told him to fuck off and when I didn't call him back he fucking came to my house. lol
did camraron text you from outside your door lamo,

[Gentleman Doli]

Cag, that was me, ive lost weight now and ive changed,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

does ti cost money

it's free that's why everyone uses it/GET'S LAID

[always stevey]

This was years ago, when I was 21.

[Camoron]

Came to my house to tell me I should be more careful about who I give my information to..

hello, i am just here to tell you i am NOT stalking you, just as a friendly courteys, to let you know, i COULD be stalking you and you should nto give me your personal information, stupid bitch, ok well seeya.

[Gentleman Doli]

I was a really fat 49 year old man at that age, im now 55 years young, and im ready to fuck and horny as helll..

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.pof.com/

setevey do u mind if i make a profile for you

[Gentleman Doli]

hello, i am just here to tell you i am NOT stalking you, just as a friendly courteys, to let you know, i COULD be stalking you and you should nto give me your personal information, stupid bitch, ok well seeya.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's drug dealer, is currently just a friend, but hopefully it can turn into a serious relationship,

[always stevey]

hoepfully. :smug:

[Camoron]

http://www.pof.com/

setevey do u mind if i make a profile for you
hm do they put all the features behind a paywlal like the ability to RESPOND to emails ands hit

[always stevey]

Best greens in all of slo

[Gentleman Doli]

why cant you ppl just go to bars or something, i did taht even before i turned 21,. u have no excuse

[always stevey]

bars are the worst place to meet people.

[Camoron]

because i have no friends

[Gentleman Doli]

bars are the worst place to meet people.

maybe if ur a moron

[Camoron]

bars are the worst place to meet people.

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

hm do they put all the features behind a paywlal like the ability to RESPOND to emails ands hit

umm i think its free i have no real idea because internet dating is for fucking fags,i just know it's the most popular

[Gentleman Doli]

also i went to the ashley furniture storye today and it sucked so much ass, holy shit, the sales people, they hound u and wont leave u alone cag, it was the worst thing, i just wanted to look at shit my self.

[Camoron]

umm i think its free i have no real idea because internet dating is for fucking fags,i just know it's the most popular

its internet meeting relaly, u do the dating IRL

[Camoron]

i dont knopw how to approacjh peopel, i am basically autistic

[always stevey]

You can always try Craiglist.

[always stevey]

free fo sure.

[Garfield]

give me your credit card information and room dimensions i will hook you the f*ck up doli

[Camoron]

i shoudl be better at this, i work with a bunc of women

some of them are pretty cute, unfortunately tehy are like 16 years old lol

[Gentleman Doli]

i dont knopw how to approacjh peopel, i am basically autistic

i always just go up and say "alright so tell me your life story" and it works

[Camoron]

You can always try Craiglist.

ugh

[always stevey]

My buddy met this lady over a wrong number call and spent the night playing darts at her house. She was like.. 50 years old.

[Camoron]

i always just go up and say "alright so tell me your life story" and it works

i dont care though

[Gentleman Doli]

copyright general doli pleas do not tsteal

[Camoron]

My buddy met this lady over a wrong number call and spent the night playing darts at her house. She was like.. 50 years old.
that sounds raelly fucking lame

[Gentleman Doli]

i dont care though

no one actualy cares camoron, the girls know u do not care, but do u not get that pretending to care is what girls want

[Camoron]

ive been dating this girl for almost a month now anyways so i guess shes my girlfriend :shrug:

[Camoron]

she told me she loves me and im a ltitle frightened

[Gentleman Doli]

ive been dating this girl for almost a month now anyways so i guess shes my girlfriend :shrug:

welcome to hell i guess

[Gentleman Doli]

she told me she loves me and im a ltitle frightened

welcome to hell part 2 edition: welcome to really hell

[Camoron]

welcome to hell i guess

yeah its draining my wallet

[always stevey]

Pretending to care about them isn't much better. I would go with pretending to not care or be interested- I do this also.. works everytime lol...

[Gentleman Doli]

another great place to meet girls is church, i do volunteer work fro my church and the girls really like that camoron, but thats not why i do it, but they love it any way and they want my pee pee in their pee hole

[Camoron]

welcome to hell part 2 edition: welcome to really hell

from a text earlier today "So I'm saying it and I dont give a shit if you won't I know the truth you're in love with me and I with you!!!!"

[Gentleman Doli]

Pretending to care about them isn't much better. I would go with pretending to not care or be interested- I do this also.. works everytime lol...

if ur a good master of Irony (TM) like me then they wotnt know hte difference cag.

[Camoron]

another great place to meet girls is church, i do volunteer work fro my church and the girls really like that camoron, but thats not why i do it, but they love it any way and they want my pee pee in their pee hole

as if, loser, god isnt real :rofl:

[Gentleman Doli]

from a text earlier today "So I'm saying it and I dont give a shit if you won't I know the truth you're in love with me and I with you!!!!"

if that were me id back the hell away imediately, but ur apparently rly desperate for a girl or something so good luck i guess

[Gentleman Doli]

as if, loser, god isnt real :rofl:

who cares if hes real or not, the building with the cross on it is real and so are the vaginas located inside

[Camoron]

well idk things have been getitng kind of serious for a while im just not sure if i do feel that way i dont know

[always stevey]

I've got texts from three different dudes telling me how wonderful I am. :smug:

[Camoron]

who cares if hes real or not, the building with the cross on it is real and so are the vaginas located inside

lmao thats so scummy

[always stevey]

have not fucked any of them yet. lol

[Camoron]

I've got texts from three different dudes telling me how wonderful I am. :smug:

they just dont know you that well

[Gentleman Doli]

lmao thats so scummy

i really believe in god though. lmao

[Gentleman Doli]

im just saying, for ur sake camoron, u desperate lonely sack of shit,

[Camoron]

yeh but if i go just to have sex with church girls (do they even putt out?) thats scummy as fuck

[always stevey]

they just dont know you that well

and one from you calling me a slurry slag.

"I don't care if I ever get your pants off, i really love having you in my life at this moment, you make me laugh, you make me happy thank you"

lmao

[Camoron]

"you make me laugh" ya now you know hes lying to get into your pants

[Gentleman Doli]

and one from you calling me a slurry slag.

"I don't care if I ever get your pants off, i really love having you in my life at this moment, you make me laugh, you make me happy thank you"

lmao

is that from camoron

[Camoron]

girls dont make guys laugh ever, not legitimately anyways, even the funniest female comedians are dogshit compared to the worst male comedians

[Camoron]

BKKa_OlSXgQ

[always stevey]

"you make me laugh" ya now you know hes lying to get into your pants

It's to the point where I really can't stand that guy.

[Gentleman Doli]

girls dont make guys laugh ever, not legitimately anyways, even the funniest female comedians are dogshit compared to the worst male comedians

ya this is not a wrong opinion, its certifiable fact,

[Camoron]

It's to the point where I really can't stand that guy.

why

[Gentleman Doli]

Girls have made me, the master of comedy, laugh from time to time. For instance, when Lisa told me that she had genius level IQ comparable to steven hawking i started lauhging realyl really hard, and when she said growing up in the circus made her fit, i started laughing even more, lisa is the perfect girl,

[Camoron]

i would fuck lisa
but i would marry ashley :swoon:

[maks]

bars are the worst place to meet people.

depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

[always stevey]

why


I got high with him a couple times, then got hungry and asked if he wanted to get some thai food with me because I had the munchies and wanted chicken sautee. I guess he thought it was a date.

[Camoron]

depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

then where? where do u go to meet women?

[Camoron]

I got high with him a couple times, then got hungry and asked if he wanted to get some thai food with me because I had the munchies and wanted chicken sautee. I guess he thought it was a date.

dont lead him on

[maks]

dating sites are a good bet because you know the girls on there want a relationship so badly that they're willing to pay for a dating site

[always stevey]

depends on what you're looking for, if you want to get laid that night for the cost of a few drinks they're the best bet. I wouldn't expect to form a lasting relationship in a bar though.

What is it with fat chicks and the karioki machine????????

[StompleB]

I don't mean to leave this as a warning, but I just want to let you know that I'm uhh... closely monitoring this thread for hurt feelings at which time I'm going to really embarrass myself to uhh... deter future disharmony of your souls.

[Camoron]

except im using the free ones lmao

[Camoron]

I don't mean to leave this as a warning, but I just want to let you know that I'm uhh... closely monitoring this thread for hurt feelings at which time I'm going to really embarrass myself to uhh... deter future disharmony of your souls.

Thanks Greg

[maks]

then where? where do u go to meet women?

Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

[always stevey]

Karoki night at bars is always fat chicks crowding around, fighting for there turn to sing.. it's like an elephant watering hole in the plains of africa.

[Gentleman Doli]

Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

this is what ppl dont get, if ur good at meeting girls u can just meet girls, u dont need to go to the magic meet a girl zone to meet them

[Camoron]

Everywhere, I met my current girlfriend gassing up my car at a shell station at 3am. If you see a girl you are attracted to check for a ring then talk to her. If you can't do that then stick to okcupid there's no shame in taking shortcuts.

why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

[Gentleman Doli]

why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

yes, this is how you would do it if you were autistic.

[Camoron]

this is what ppl dont get, if ur good at meeting girls u can just meet girls, u dont need to go to the magic meet a girl zone to meet them

i dont appraoch random people because i have social anxiety or soemthing i mean.. this shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone

[always stevey]

Maks saved her from a colored man trying to wash her windows with dirty water at 3 in the morning

[always stevey]

Pop one of your mom's xanax Camerone

[always stevey]

Should set you right as rain with all that social anxiety.

[Gentleman Doli]

i dont appraoch random people because i have social anxiety or soemthing i mean.. this shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone

it doesnt even have to be random, like if you have a valid reason to talk to someone then just make it into a conversation and eventually take it towards getting their number if thats what you want to do, once u have their number u can call and set up plans no problem

[maks]

why hello miss, yes it is 3 am at a gas station, but i just wanted to say you look awfully pretty under the pale moonlight, woudl you like to get coffee sometime

make a joke, if she chuckles it's ok to start a conversation. if you go into it looking to meet a girl instead of make idle chit-chat with a fellow human being well son you already fucked it up

[Camoron]

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

[always stevey]

Then you'll be high as fuck and confident enough to saunter on up and get a number.

[Camoron]

Should set you right as rain with all that social anxiety.

i'll just get pereptually drunk

[Gentleman Doli]

ive literally gotten 7 girls numbers since my birthday which i know bcause of the gaping money hole in my wallet,, but i havent posted their names and bragged about how they said hello to me

[always stevey]

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

his name is byron. what a faggot. he's prollly a tool

[maks]

I have friends who are in awesome relationships which started on match.com and whatever, I have no problem with dating sites and if you're nervous around people they're a good alternative to meeting women the traditional way

[Gentleman Doli]

theres a girl at work i want to date,,, she smiles at me a lot, maybe she just smiles at everyone a lot, but idk. she is dating this guy whio works there, bryon... i want to hate him cause hes dating the girl i like, but hes a really nice guy and im a big awkward doofus, i cant compete with him

if theres no ring on the finger make a move,,,

[Gentleman Doli]

I have friends who are in awesome relationships which started on match.com and whatever, I have no problem with dating sites and if you're nervous around people they're a good alternative to meeting women the traditional way

its funnier to make fun of camoron because of it though.

[Camoron]

his name is byron. what a faggot. he's prollly a tool

its Bryon. Like Bryan but spelled wrong

[Camoron]

if theres no ring on the finger make a move,,,

paralyzed by fear

[always stevey]

fear of being rejected.

[always stevey]

highschool level shit.

[Camoron]

fear of her telling her boyfrined and him beating me up

[Camoron]

lol not really but that is an awkard situation

[Camoron]

i work with both of them

[Gentleman Doli]

Cag will you please have sex with me if I drive to your house

[always stevey]

fear of being rejected.

[always stevey]

Bryon is still a gay name. Oh look! Spelled with a y. His folks really thought outside the box for an original name.

[always stevey]

You should should fuck his girlfriend just for that alone.

[Camoron]

gonnan name my kids Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne

[Camoron]

You should should fuck his girlfriend just for that alone.

gonna start working in her department soon so who knows :shrug:

[always stevey]

Met a dude with a batman tattoo.

[Camoron]

who knowes, what will hpapen

probably nothing, sicne we're both dating other people

[Camoron]

Met a dude with a batman tattoo.

wow, how original

[always stevey]

gonna start working in her department soon so who knows :shrug:

Fuck her then be a total dick for no reason. She will go insane and break up with her boyfriend for you.

[Camoron]

i am gonna go to store to get some stuff to make macaroni

[maks]

its funnier to make fun of camoron because of it though.

it is but I kind of feel responsible for leading him in the right direction, taking the older brother role. maybe I can make up karmically for all the harm I did to plug drugs.