attn marks98

[Cody]

ok well thanks and all that but really youre just a whiny bitch like IWC was,

i mean seriously look at yor posts.

frankly I am sick and tired of people saying I kiss your ass when in fact I am a better poster than you are and all you have really done is stab me in the back via PM.

here's a reality check for you

if we shared an account literally no one here would be able to tell if it was you or me posting

seniority will get you fuck all if not funny, and all you do lately is COMPLAIN

not funny

step up your game.

[Ramen]

ok well thanks and all that but really youre just a whiny bitch like IWC was,

i mean seriously look at yor posts.

frankly I am sick and tired of people saying I kiss your ass when in fact I am a better poster than you are and all you have really done is stab me in the back via PM.

here's a reality check for you

if we shared an account literally no one here would be able to tell if it was you or me posting

seniority will get you fuck all if not funny, and all you do lately is COMPLAIN

not funny

step up your game.

he's not funny anymore and does nothing but whine, one reason he's still on my iqnore list...

[steveyos]

if we shared an account literally no one here would be able to tell if it was you or me posting


I actually feel this way and that's why for a while I would keep marks on ignore he's not that great of a comedy poster he really does belong at a reject haven type of place but his problem is while he's more reject haven than ytmnsfw he's also not fucking dumb as shit so he can't post at those kinds of places

also iwc fucking rules

[steveyos]

see on one hand he literally takes the time to troll reddit but on the other hand he's down with spath he's truly the middle ground

[steveyos]

btw lol at this thread I can't believe this just last month we were all in tinychat with marks talking about how you two are best friends I never saw this day coming

[Cody]

btw lol at this thread I can't believe this just last month we were all in tinychat with marks talking about how you two are best friends I never saw this day coming

marks actually gets mad if you compare him to me

[Gentleman Doli]

lmfao bye cody

[Ramen]

Codey...

[steveyos]

I will never understand taking the internet seriously which is why I can't have lizards at fjs because lizards can't understand that I don't care at all about the internet and they take the text they read so literally like lisa is the best example of that

idk this is all really gay all this drama here at rubynet I'm really bored can you all just kill each other already

[Cody]

he can't beat me 1-1 he can use his influence to get me banned but that's all he has and he knows if he does that he's a bitch.

I'm fed up with it man i been super nice to the guy since day 1 but all he does is treat me like a nigger. well this nigger got guns.

[steveyos]

but see I wouldn't even care if anybody online suddenly was mean to me ugh the care I don't even know what to say this is why I play second life

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Never thought I'd see this break up.

[Cody]

well its his fault i mean he could have embraced me as a friend but he chose to shit on me behind my back so i'm gonna make this wide open and public.

[StompleB]

Because people who climb the social hierarchy as vile as Cody did are such loyal people...

[Cody]

Because people who climb the social hierarchy as vile as Cody did are such loyal people...

no fuck you stomple

stick to what you know and that madras curry sauce with 5000000 grams of msg from trader joes and the vegetable flatbread shit sub from subway...

[kosher dildo]

Because people who climb the social hierarchy as vile as Cody did are such loyal people...

It yo gramma dat be vile.

[Cody]

It yo gramma dat be vile.

idk who the fuck you are new guy but here are some tips:

1 tell everyone they have autism
2 call them faggots
3 see 1 and 2

[kosher dildo]

idk who the fuck you are new guy but here are some tips:

1 tell everyone they have autism
2 call them faggots
3 see 1 and 2

OK, you autistic faggot.

[steveyos YOLO]

Who is marks98

[maks]

Cody I haven't said anything about you in pm but if you're going to throw me under the bus then I won't ignore or defend you anymore and we can see how well that works out for you. plug drugs is having a fine time with it.

[maks]

frankly considering what a liability you've been you have a lot of nerve saying this even if I had been backstabbing you.

[maks]

he can't beat me 1-1

I've beaten far better than you

[maks]

assuming this was what set him off. he pmed me about jon



i pmed him asking if there was a way he can make it so lisa cant put me on ignore. it would be hilarious and maybe the thing that runs her off finally. if you can say it was originally your idea maybe he will do it?

I answered "no, he wouldn't" and I'm pretty sure it hurt cody's feelings

but I didn't send it to jon or anything so I'm not sure

[steveyos YOLO]

Did someone forget to feed the lizards this week? They've all been angrier than usual this week

[maks]

someone get cody in here, I need an explanation. I mean I'm going to ruin him one way or another but I want to know why I'm doing it

[Gentleman Doli]

lol tihs owns so bad

[Plug Drugs]

I think marks has a constant psychological need to have someone around to hate. With Lisa gone I think you might be next on the list Cody

[maks]

I think marks has a constant psychological need to have someone around to hate. With Lisa gone I think you might be next on the list Cody

if you were paying attention cody did the same exact thing to me that you did back in december

how's that been working out for you

[Plug Drugs]

huh? do you mean he's accusing you of something you didn't do, but since he accused you now you two are going at it?

i never really accused you its not like i was like "marks how dare you!" it was more like "i heard this, whatever"

[maks]

i never really accused you its not like i was like "marks how dare you!" it was more like "i heard this, whatever"

no you were like "i heard this, whatever" 3 or 4 times and I let it go then you were like "marks definitely did this, leading a secret neg rep campaign is something he would 100% do" and after that your fate was sealed

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Maks and his conspiracy theories....Sheesh. Does this make Cody a full-blooded lizard again?

[kosher dildo]

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x479/uckfou/001/0010259662-1.gif

[steveyos YOLO]

Maks and his conspiracy theories....Sheesh. Does this make Cody a full-blooded lizard again?

Don't worry. There's still plenty of hate to go around where you won't feel left out

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Don't worry. There's still plenty of hate to go around where you won't feel left out

What if Lisa returns?

[steveyos]

see, marks, like a lizard, thinks anyone gives a fuck about his hate campaigns

[steveyos YOLO]

What if Lisa returns?

I'm sure she will still hate you as well

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I'm sure she will still hate you as well

I am sure but with Cody and Lisa competing for this forum's hatred, how much will be left for me?

[steveyos]

don't worry ob you're the best troll and you make everyone very mad

[Cody]

Cody I haven't said anything about you in pm but if you're going to throw me under the bus then I won't ignore or defend you anymore and we can see how well that works out for you. plug drugs is having a fine time with it.

Precisely my point, what "set me off" is you saying that I care like fucktons about the internet in some post comparing me to other lizards. I mean come the fuck on marks you've hunted down plugdrugs' posts on several different topics and them made the thinkingofhiringmikeberg website. I'd say that shows just as much if not more fucking "care" about internet than me having a text conversation at my leisure and photographing the results for posterity.

[juji]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1016389_193035377530465_358000161_n.jpg


Oh please...

[Dustin]

man this forum sucks yall are really fuckin lame lmao

[Gentleman Doli]

man this forum sucks yall are really fuckin lame lmao

[Gentleman Doli]

pleas kill me

[always stevey]

omg what happened last night. omg I have a human bite mark on my ass.

[always stevey]

I have a terrible hangover. I need a bloody mary

[always stevey]

omg my neck is covered in hickies.

[always stevey]

My ass hurts. :(

[Gentleman Doli]

Cags Adventure

[always stevey]

I was only going out for one beer last night. omg

[always stevey]

I need a bloody mary. I'm going to go get one. I fucking hate you all

[maks]

Precisely my point, what "set me off" is you saying that I care like fucktons about the internet in some post comparing me to other lizards. I mean come the fuck on marks you've hunted down plugdrugs' posts on several different topics and them made the thinkingofhiringmikeberg website. I'd say that shows just as much if not more fucking "care" about internet than me having a text conversation at my leisure and photographing the results for posterity.

I haven't updated that blog since I made it, it took 10 minutes and it was a one-off joke that I'd almost forgotten about until you brought it up right now. You put weeks into this shit. I wasn't even (house) painting it as a bad thing, I called it your superpower for christ's sake.

and what does this have to do with me pming people what's that about

[Cody]

I haven't updated that blog since I made it, it took 10 minutes and it was a one-off joke that I'd almost forgotten about until you brought it up right now. You put weeks into this shit. I wasn't even (house) painting it as a bad thing, I called it your superpower for christ's sake.

and what does this have to do with me pming people what's that about

here's the simplest way i can put this out there so you'll get it:

the pm i sent you about seeing if jon would set my acct so lisa can't ignore me anymore has 0 to do with this.
you and i are at our best when we have someone to war with, lisa is barely posting and this place is kinda boring so lets fight faggot. you care fuckloads more than i do about e-cred which is why you actually called me a liability (to your forum cred)

you know ruby, bob, and ramen are the only 3 people here who honestly admit they like me and dont give a fuck who thinks whatever about it.

make me a website with my PI and racist shit i say, show me that care level over 9000 you uppity nigger.

[Gentleman Doli]

reminder that i, alone, have hated codey since the day he started psoting here

[maks]

here's the simplest way i can put this out there so you'll get it:

the pm i sent you about seeing if jon would set my acct so lisa can't ignore me anymore has 0 to do with this.
you and i are at our best when we have someone to war with, lisa is barely posting and this place is kinda boring so lets fight faggot. you care fuckloads more than i do about e-cred which is why you actually called me a liability (to your forum cred)

you know ruby, bob, and ramen are the only 3 people here who honestly admit they like me and dont give a fuck who thinks whatever about it.

make me a website with my PI and racist shit i say, show me that care level over 9000 you uppity nigger.

nope, that's not what works on you. please don't tell me how to troll, you have nothing to offer

[steveyos]

reminder that i, alone, have hated codey and marks and every anime and video game character since the day they started psoting here

[kosher dildo]

here's the simplest way i can put this out there so you'll get it:

the pm i sent you about seeing if jon would set my acct so lisa can't ignore me anymore has 0 to do with this.
you and i are at our best when we have someone to war with, lisa is barely posting and this place is kinda boring so lets fight faggot. you care fuckloads more than i do about e-cred which is why you actually called me a liability (to your forum cred)

you know ruby, bob, and ramen are the only 3 people here who honestly admit they like me and dont give a fuck who thinks whatever about it.

make me a website with my PI and racist shit i say, show me that care level over 9000 you uppity nigger.

Some faggot negged me, can you believe it? :smug:

[Cody]

Some faggot negged me, can you believe it? :smug:

yep i can, care level over 9000

[Cody]

nope, that's not what works on you. please don't tell me how to troll, you have nothing to offer

ok mister master troll hit me with your best shot.

you have literally nothing because i give no fucks about what you say or think anymore.

[maks]

cody just pmed me again begging me to +rep him, I deleted it like the last 40 pms he sent me begging for rep

[Cody]

reduced to flat out lying and it's not even a 12 hour old war yet.

nice care level faggot.

[maks]

ok mister master troll hit me with your best shot.

you have literally nothing because i give no fucks about what you say or think anymore.

I'm going to put you on ignore and continue talking shit but you'll have no way to respond, this will slowly drive you insane.

[Cody]

Marks' super power is literally caring more about gay nigger dick forum cred than any lizard in history

[kosher dildo]

...care level over 9000

You and me both.

[Cody]

I'm going to put you on ignore and continue talking shit but you'll have no way to respond, this will slowly drive you insane.

yeah that tactic worked well for lisa didnt it...

LOL

[maks]

when that faggot from the lizard forum showed up posting image memes all over the place cody yelled at me for calling him a faggot, a week later cody was all "yeah you're right he's a faggot we're super good buds huh" this is what it's been like being nice to cody this is the shit I was putting up with while the rest of you were free to call him a faggot 8000 times

[Cody]

[2:14:05 PM] Cody bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig Cody: LOL i bet marks shat himself when he saw that thread i made
[2:17:32 PM] ruby calaber: HAHA yeah he already PM'ed me calling for your head and a permaban on you. Clay might do that but I wont

[maks]

he'd approach me with these idiotic trolling ideas all the time and expect me to just implement them. the worst were the photoshops HEY PHOTOSHOP SOME LIZARD YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF INTO THIS OVERUSED MEME PICTURE THAT WOULD BE FUNNY RIGHT

no, that would not be funny.

[Gentleman Doli]

lmfao ruby fucking sucks

[Gentleman Doli]

tee-hee! dont worry cody, i got your back buddy !!! <33333

[maks]

I feel like a tremendous weight has been lifted from my shoulders, I've been carrying this albatross way too long.

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/8fyqCka.jpg

[Cody]

marks fears the lizard king

off with codeys head ruby!!!

:lolno:

[StompleB]

This isn't going to end well for you Cody. Marks is super annoying and he doesn't know when to stop.

[steveyos]

This isn't going to end well for you Cody. Marks is super annoying and he doesn't know when to stop.

lol

[Cody]

This isn't going to end well for you Cody. Marks is super annoying and he doesn't know when to stop.

yeah i know we are so much alike it's scary, but it will be entertaining, i do this shit for ruby you know.

[maks]

This isn't going to end well for you Cody. Marks is super annoying and he doesn't know when to stop.

took you like 3 months to break down and write a huge apology, 4 months for plug drugs. I expect a cody apology within a week.

[Cody]

anyone ever heard marks talk on tinychat? he's got that same faggoty gravel voice thing going on as john lovitz, but not nearly as funny.

anyone notice that now he's fucking a spic so he won't call ramen a spic anymore and has been reduced to nothing but "ramen licks butts"

lame level over 9000

[Autistic Spectrum]

me and lisa are still not gonna post till codey and ob are permabanned, ruby get your shit together, god dam,calling lisa a whore is the only entertaining thing left about rubynet and if she's not here, whats left, marco threads about current events and plug drugs wikipedia threads, ruby, nobody wants codey here, i bet codey does not even want to be here, ruby, you stupid faggot ban codey, god damm,,

[rubycalaber]

havnt read thread yet, how did he betray you in PM?

[maks]

havnt read thread yet, how did he betray you in PM?

I didn't, he's trying to bolster his position by taking on an a-lister. It won't end well for him.

[Cody]

havnt read thread yet, how did he betray you in PM?

I didn't he's full of shit. havent pmed marks about anything except the same thing i asked you for as far as making it so lisa can't ignore me.

OH wait i did ask him if he can code HTML because i have a website idea but it turns out my BIL can code in it fluently so i'm gonna keep the idea and the money in the family.

[maks]

plug drugs wikipedia threads

doli chased plug drugs off on tinychat last night, it was awesome doli rules

[Gentleman Doli]

I made a growned man cry lol.

[maks]

he was all "I need to type but NOT BECAUSE I'M CRYING I JUST HAVE TO BE QUIET" then he talked and he was clearly crying.

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe he did not want to wake up his grandparents from there nap, even though he mumbles and talks super soft,

[Cody]

maybe he did not want to wake up his grandparents from there nap, even though he mumbles and talks super soft,

yeah i know and he was saying the other day he has a lease and rent to pay LOL

[steveyos YOLO]

he was all "I need to type but NOT BECAUSE I'M CRYING I JUST HAVE TO BE QUIET" then he talked and he was clearly crying.

You'd be upset to if you lost your internet mom...

[Autistic Spectrum]

BAN CODY GET LISA BACK, SHE WON'T COME BACK TILL CODY IS GONE OR AT LEAST LOCKED UP IN THE LZARD CAGE,

[Cody]

BAN CODY GET LISA BACK, SHE WON'T COME BACK TILL CODY IS GONE OR AT LEAST LOCKED UP IN THE LZARD CAGE,

good, let the bitch be mad that i owned her off the forum. ruby won't do that because that's not free speech.

:)

[Gentleman Doli]

kill rubey, seize the means of psoting (i.e. his 4000 dollar alien ware), log in to his admin acct with cookies, de-admin clay, de-amdin every one, make dp mod, ban codey, ban me, ban rubeys dad

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby i will buy this fourm form you for 100 bucks, u could buy another stick of ram

[Cody]

ruby i will buy this fourm form you for 100 bucks, u could buy another stick of ram

i already offered him more than that he wont sell it

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya but selling it to me would make it better/stay the same, selling it to you lmao

[rubycalaber]

I paid over 200 for this forum you cheap bastards

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry man the value went down when codey and ob signed up,

[Cody]

ya but selling it to me would make it better/stay the same, selling it to you lmao

i would only change 1 thing if i owned this forum.

I would make stompleb an admin just to piss marks off.

[Cody]

I paid over 200 for this forum you cheap bastards

my offer is still 350.

[Autistic Spectrum]

stomple would not post here if you owned the fourm, like everyone would leave, it would be u and marco

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby where'nt you happier when you did not have to run this shithole and just posted, i mean, i know you did not want to buy the lisc, and run ytmnsfw, but max, lmao, u did it becaue u love to post ruby, sell me the fourm and get back to what you do best, making effort threads that nobody reads

[Cody]

stomple would not post here if you owned the fourm, like everyone would leave, it would be u and marco

just because i owned it wouldnt mean i'd want to be an admin of it, i prefer to just post not have to deal with that other bullshit.

[maks]

I would post on a drunkpuppies forum

for exactly 10 minutes until he banned me

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would ban codey, ob and marco, then unban ob, after he made an epic fail lolcow thread about how me buying rubynet turned it into a lower leval troll fourm and not the bastion of free speach it was before, then i would ban him again,that's it that's all i would do, i would also delete most of the smileys

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh and i would also make cag an admin, if promised to be my friend and not cameron's friend anymore,

[Gentleman Doli]

dp would unironicaly be the best mod we've had in years lmapo

[maks]

dp would unironicaly be the best mod we've had in years lmapo

best mod we've had since last time dp was mod

[steveyos]

btw with 4gb dedicated to second life's cache I had 60% of ram used while doing everything ruby will be doing and more, so he'll never even use more than about 8gb of ram

[Cody]

btw with 4gb dedicated to second life's cache I had 60% of ram used while doing everything ruby will be doing and more, so he'll never even use more than about 8gb of ram

yeah but im sure ruby is too autistic not to seed every torrent he gets

[steveyos YOLO]

I hope samantha comes back someday

[maks]

I hope samantha comes back someday

samantha was literally a rep boosting scheme, I had the password cody told me to go ahead and use it to +rep myself but I used it to accuse him of having herpes and shit instead so he changed the password

[Autistic Spectrum]

i took my fake rep boosting wife account to tampa for our honeymoon

[Cody]

samantha was literally a rep boosting scheme, I had the password cody told me to go ahead and use it to +rep myself but I used it to accuse him of having herpes and shit instead so he changed the password

oh look another lie, until iwc deleted the acct the password was never changed

you fucked up by accusing me of getting you pregnant and got called out for using a stock pregnancy test photo by camoron dumbass. thats why you quit posting with it.

[maks]

Lookie here son,. I done never rep boosted I tell ya what

The only reason you have green rep now is because you begged ruby to change it through the admincp and he was sick of hearing from you

it didn't work, you kept bothering him and continue to this day but he's too nice to tell you to go suck a dick

[Autistic Spectrum]

wait what, codey got marks pregnant???

[Cody]

The only reason you have green rep now is because you begged ruby to change it through the admincp and he was sick of hearing from you

it didn't work, you kept bothering him and continue to this day but he's too nice to tell you to go suck a dick

ive asked ruby if he feels i'm bothering him and he's told me no he likes my posts.

stop lying youre just making yourself look like you care way too much and are desperate

oh wait too late lol

[Cody]

wait what, codey got marks pregnant???

yes me and howard stern have the same type of super sperm

[Gentleman Doli]

ive asked ruby if he feels i'm bothering him and he's told me no he likes my posts.

stop lying youre just making yourself look like you care way too much and are desperate

oh wait too late lol

this is evidence that ruby has literally lost his mind

[Gentleman Doli]

- friends w/ teknorat, check
- says he loves codeys posts, check
- posts a million paragraph threads that no one reads, check

[maks]

where's my spitoon dagummit I gots a mouth full of chaw

I also have about 30 pm's desperately begging me to +rep you, even rootbeer doesn't care about his imaginary internet number as as you do

[Gentleman Doli]

post the pms lol

[Cody]

post the pms lol

yeah post ancient pm's from the acct iwc deleted because i havent asked marks to rep me since before that happened

way to be current faggot.

[maks]

post the pms lol

they're not worth sorting through and finding, they're essentially all "hey man someone neg repped me come on buddy +rep me so we can have higher internet numbers than the lizards which I am one of" or sometimes "look I plus repped you a hundred times how about you +rep me and I'll whittle you a corncob pipe" like this is a symbiotic relationship like I wouldn't have higher rep than ob with or without cody and also assuming I, like him, want to have the highest number so I finally unbutton one side of my overalls kick back in my rocking chair on the porch knowing that I have a higher imaginary internet number than people who deserve it more

[steveyos YOLO]

- friends w/ teknorat, check
- says he loves codeys posts, check
- posts a million paragraph threads that no one reads, check

-blocks Batty account so swdp can't use them to make Lisa fell bad

[Cody]

ITT marks cries about e-cred

because he cares about forum cred more than lisa

[always stevey]

i am maks friend forever you faggot cody

[Cody]

i am maks friend forever you faggot cody

great you can have him until you become a liability to his forum cred

then under the bus you will go

[maks]

i am maks friend forever you faggot cody

thanks for just being nice and civil and not sucking my dick every minute and asking me for favors every other minute, that was really fucking uncomfortable

[blumpkin blownuts]

what in sam hell!

[maks]

what in sam hell!

cody thinks I'm devastated when really I've been praying for him to give me an excuse to hate him since his second day here

[blumpkin blownuts]

i only read parts of the first and last pages... this thread is embarrassing and uncomfortable

[Cody]

thanks for just being nice and civil and not sucking my dick every minute and asking me for favors every other minute, that was really fucking uncomfortable

hey marks can you negrep me some more please, i mean only 3 times so far is kind of low for you when youre pissed off, i dont feel i'm doing my job as well as i'd like.

[maks]

embarrassing and uncomfortable

pretty much sums up the experience of being civil with cody

[Cody]

i only read parts of the first and last pages... this thread is embarrassing and uncomfortable

aww you should read the whole thing, i already reduced him to lying and it didnt even take a full day.

[kosher dildo]

thanks for just being nice and civil and not sucking my dick every minute and asking me for favors every other minute, that was really fucking uncomfortable


Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

[Gentleman Doli]

i am maks friend forever you faggot cody

am i your frend cag :swoon:

[steveyos]

1. ban cag

2. ban everybody

3.

[reno]

are we going up? or just going down? its just a matter of time until we're all found out
take our tears, and put them on ice cause i swear i'd burn this city down to show you the light

[steveyos YOLO]

1. ban cag

2. ban everybody

3.

Cag is probably the easiest lizard to deal with right now but I would still punch her face in if the opportunity became available

[macpro]

1. ban stevie

2.ban stevie

3.ban stevie

[Cody]

Cag is probably the easiest lizard to deal with right now but I would still punch her face in if the opportunity became available

ugh you should see her sucking up to maddy at that other forum, its really hard to watch.

[maks]

One time on tinychat after everyone else left cody told me about a group he used to hang out with on yahoo chat and how they used to get on cam and watch each other jerk off. then he asked if I wanted to watch him jerk off. I declined.

[reno]

thread needs more relevant fall out boy lyrics

[maks]

if reno asked me to watch him jerk off I would not decline, in fact I would accept.

[Cody]

thread needs more relevant fall out boy lyrics

what is fall out boy?

[lnopia the great]

yeah codeys sex life is a right off ill tell ya

[Ramen]

ugh.... I have to keep hitting the "view post" just to keep up with this e-drama.....

[Obnoxious Bitch]

There is just one problem with this poll. Lisa demanded that both Cody and I are banned before she'll consider returning.

[steveyos]

ob post that dick

[macpro]

He doesn't have a dik you moron.

[Dustin]

It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
What the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them
As the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping
Through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten

[kosher dildo]

He doesn't have a dik you moron.

It's a dick that's undergone a bit of rearranging.

[steveyos YOLO]

Lisa demanded that both Cody and I are banned before she'll consider returning.

I always thought you were one of his alts...

[kosher dildo]

One time on tinychat after everyone else left cody told me about a group he used to hang out with on yahoo chat and how they used to get on cam and watch each other jerk off. then he asked if I wanted to watch him jerk off. I declined.

It's a shame that you had to suffer all those terrible blowjobs that have been weighing on you so heavily. Too bad you didn't have the fortitude to prevent your manliness from being raped and ripped asunder.

[maks]

it's a shame that you're using a meme picture as your avatar which implies you're exactly as unfunny as any lizard

[maks]

know who else goes to 9gag? cody.

[Cody]

know who else goes to 9gag? cody.

more lies....

damn marks grasp at straws much?

[kosher dildo]

it's a shame that you're using a meme picture as your avatar which implies you're exactly as unfunny as any lizard

I'd much rather endure that sort of shame than the terrible shamefulness you've had to endure.

[maks]

I'd much rather endure that sort of shame than the terrible shamefulness you've had to endure.

I disagree, 9gag is essentially a website full of thousands of codys and you're apparently there often enough to find avatars

[maks]

in fact I wouldn't be surprised if cody made that avatar and posted it on 9gag, it's racism completely free of irony and it seems like the sort of dumb shit he'd find funny

[kosher dildo]

I disagree, 9gag is essentially a website full of thousands of codys and you're apparently there often enough to find avatars

Ever here of google?

[Gentleman Doli]

LOL! Nigger Hitler! Nigger Susan! Wow, how liberating. Isnt it awesome being able to say the bad n-word

[Cody]

Ever here of google?

next he will tell you only lizards use google because bing is better or some other shit

[maks]

Ever here of google?

why did you google a 9gag image somehow that's even worse than going to 9gag

[kosher dildo]

in fact I wouldn't be surprised if cody made that avatar and posted it on 9gag, it's racism completely free of irony and it seems like the sort of dumb shit he'd find funny

The lack of irony you perceive might have something to do with your pronounced one-dimensionality.

[maks]

The lack of irony you perceive might have something to do with your pronounced one-dimensionality.

fan of image memes calling my personality shallow itt

[maks]

I don't understand what you're getting at, could you split it into 2 sentence fragments and paste them onto the top and bottom of a jpg please

[kosher dildo]

why did you google a 9gag image somehow that's even worse than going to 9gag

I didn't.

[maks]

try to make it reference a deodorant commercial from 2009 too that will really drive the point home

[Cody]

I didn't.

hes confusing your avatar with that dos equis guy

[kosher dildo]

fan of image memes calling my personality shallow itt

Correct. You seem to view the world through a prism that can only process data in terms of lizard/not lizard and image meme/not image meme.

[kosher dildo]

hes confusing your avatar with that dos equis guy

That's the original meme it's based on. Granted, it's been terribly overused, but so is most everything in our plastic, hyper-materialistic society.

[maks]

Correct. You seem to view the world through a prism that can only process data in terms of lizard/not lizard and image meme/not image meme.

it's more of a process of elimination

Is this poster funny?
No. Does he appreciate image macros and memes and rage face comics and other reddit/9gag bullshit?
Yes. Son, you've got yourself a lizard.

[maks]

That's the original meme it's based on. Granted, it's been terribly overused, but so is most everything in our plastic, hyper-materialistic society.

you're like some weird hybrid of cody and plug drugs. I don't like either of those people, I'm putting you on ignore.

[Cody]

marks is such a pussy lol, look at that crybaby faggot

"ima put you on ignorez"

:baww:

[kosher dildo]

you're like some weird hybrid of cody and plug drugs. I don't like either of those people, I'm putting you on ignore.

I don't like whiny faggots that make a point of telling someone they're going to ignore them, so please do.

[0mon Ra]

nobody likes marks he should just kill himself

[Cody]

nobody likes marks he should just kill himself

if he only knew how hard everyone laughs at him behind his back...

[kosher dildo]

marks is such a pussy lol, look at that crybaby faggot

"ima put you on ignorez"

:baww:

Who's that remind you of?

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Marks is getting beat up in this thread.!

[StompleB]

It's probably a Skype troll they're both in on.

[kosher dildo]

LOL! Nigger Hitler! Nigger Susan! Wow, how liberating. Isnt it awesome being able to say the bad n-word

Not really. It's just my way of letting the PC crowd know that I think they should be exterminated.

[Cody]

Who's that remind you of?

heckler jeckler, maddy, a bunch of other histrionic lizards, plugdrugs...

[Cody]

:bump: for garfield

because when the fuck does marks ever let anyone get the last word in an argument unless he knows he lost it.

[Cody]

the silence speaks volumes, marks98 change your name to owned faggot.

[Autistic Spectrum]

please lock this thread,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i spelled delete wrong, sorry boiut that, jmy gimiack has gone 2 far

[Cody]

whats wrong dp cant let your homegirl fight her own battles?

[Autistic Spectrum]

u are going to bump this like everyday, and this minor annoyance, well it's all 2 much for me codey

[Cody]

yep im gonna keep bumping it until marks quits dicktucking and puts his money where his big fucking mouth is.

[Cody]

at least im keeping it to one thread and not shitting ruby's whole forum up like most others do when beefing.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby, is a fag, fuck em, and fuck you stop it codey

[Cody]

I will do no such thing, mr big mouth says he can own me in a week or so and i want to see his faggot ass try. He's terrified of me because ive already nailed his ass to the wall you should see the messages i got from people thanking me for shutting him the fuck up to.

[steveyos YOLO]

It's probably a Skype troll they're both in on.

I thought the same thing about you at first until you stayed away for a while

[Camoron]

I never read this thread, but it seems like it might be important.

[maks]

I never read this thread, but it seems like it might be important.

no it's just another cody thread

[Camoron]

:bump: for garfield

because when the fuck does marks ever let anyone get the last word in an argument unless he knows he lost it.

Maybe he's busy doing shit in, uh, "real life."

[Cody]

I never read this thread, but it seems like it might be important.

yeah you're totally into caring way too much about shit as well you'll love this thread

[Cody]

Maybe he's busy doing shit in, uh, "real life."

no dumbass he was avoiding this thread because he's scared marks will bust him back to boobz level or some shit.

[Camoron]

no dumbass he was avoiding this thread because he's scared marks will bust him back to boobz level or some shit.

Marks is scared he'll bust himself back to Boobz level?

[Camoron]

it's more of a process of elimination

Is this poster funny?
No. Does he appreciate image macros and memes and rage face comics and other reddit/9gag bullshit?
Yes. Son, you've got yourself a lizard.

Tim was the OG lizard by this definition.

[Cody]

Marks is scared he'll bust himself back to Boobz level?

i guess i read that wrong thought you meant garfield now fuck off and let marks hand me my ass like he promised (which he can't do because i literally dont care what he says)

[maks]

Tim was the OG lizard by this definition.

totally. we need gush back to get the rest of them in line.

[Cody]

totally. we need gush back to get the rest of them in line.

You need someone all right cause you sure as fuck can't do it faggot

[Camoron]

In the year 2525 if Marks is still alive... he has no one left to troll and so must turn the barrel upon himself.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you know if you click the spaminator thing on codeys accout again, it will delete this thread as well, just a helpfull tip to anyone who wants to press tha tbutton on ocdey again

[Ramen]

i guess i read that wrong thought you meant garfield now fuck off and let marks hand me my ass like he promised (which he can't do because i literally dont care what he says)

http://ids.lib.harvard.edu/ids/view/42949044?width=560&height=560

he's in training....

[maks]

In the year 2525 if Marks is still alive... he has no one left to troll and so must turn the barrel upon himself.

cody's particular try-hard bullshit takes all the fun out of actually fighting, so I put him on ignore and as predicted he's flipping right the fuck out and I don't even need to do anything. you can't help those who troll themselves.

[Cody]

lol marks talks all this shit and can't back it up, guess there's no reverse on his second hand hoverround scooter

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/5371/makswheelchair.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

thank god codey is in on the marks man wheelchair meme now, for a while there it was only ramen and i thought it might peter out,

[Cody]

thank god codey is in on the marks man wheelchair meme now, for a while there it was only ramen and i thought it might peter out,

well i've reduced him to using the lisa-style-hyphen-posting, so i was afraid i'd run him off before i really got to have my fun if i kept raping him so hard.

[always stevey]

hyphen posting? - - - - - - -

[Autistic Spectrum]

the-huge-faggot-funtime-hour-with-your-host-codey

[always stevey]

Marks, I know you must be going through a difficult time with Cody being a huge fang. Just wanted you to know you have my support and my shoulder.. to cry on.

[Gentleman Doli]

Marks, I know you must be going through a difficult time with Cody being a huge fang. Just wanted you to know you have my support and my shoulder.. to cry on.

Thanks Cag.

[Autistic Spectrum]

CAG, CODEY IS BEING MEAN TO ME TOO, CAG, PLEASE, SEND ME NEW PICTURES OF YOUR NAKED BODY TO GET ME THOUGH THIS ROUGH PATCH

[Cody]

lol stompleb wins again

get on steam/skype and have to rush in and try to bail the faggot out for biting off more than he can chew.

[Autistic Spectrum]

stomple b is your frind now i take it, the enemey of your ofurm emeoney is your nfsaereined and alla sthat cody fuc k h8 u so gosd dman much

[Cody]

stomple b is your frind now i take it, the enemey of your ofurm emeoney is your nfsaereined and alla sthat cody fuc k h8 u so gosd dman much

i swear to god if we turned forum names off everyone would think you and doli were the exact same poster

[Autistic Spectrum]

i swear to god, i fuckginads ifha8ge u so goddmam uch

[Cody]

cookie cutter carbon copy posting

ugh so not funny

[Gentleman Doli]

ugh i just ate a carrot - ramen
LOL! Keep it up girl! - Codey

[always stevey]

Anatomy of an epic skype troll.




http://i.imgur.com/2ZhdgEA.png

write a detailed suicide letter involving specific plans to carry it out in 5-6 days unless made a moderator on the batty account.

Once that's made send pic and thread link to jack in a PM. He'll know what to do, the pic is a reference for the cops when she denies it was her making the suicidal posts.

We wont see lisa for another week.

I'm not a skilled writer and I'm also really fucking high

OK here you go:

I've been trying to reach out to the people here who are nice to me for some help but all of you are mean to me and you hate me. Even rooty is ignoring me now. I feel like I just can't go on anymore like this. Fuck even that sad try-hard loser cody has a life that's better than mine. How the fuck can that even happen? A racist blue collar piece of shit gets to be happily married while I'm all alone with 2 degrees that should have insured I would be making tens of thousands of dollars a year. Instead I'm usually stuck at home with no extra money to go anywhere or do anything and the walls close in on me. All i have is this computer and my cat. Why can't you people understand that I'm really a nice beautiful person on the inside? I don't like being mean to people, I want to just have fun but ruby wont ban these retarded stalker bush-pig retards that make me have to be mean just to defend my wounded feelings. So here it is ruby, either you make me a moderator so i can ban that fuckhead cody and his hateful rude lackey retard friends, or I'm going to kill myself and make sure that when i do INTERPOL is alerted to the reason for my death as being the severe verbal and emotional abuse I was forced to endure as a member of this forum.

You have 5 days to comply

-Lisa

[Gentleman Doli]

in codeys world: ramens posting = funny, dps posting = cookie cutter """moldy bagel""" (copyright marco 2012) psoting

[reno]

posting itt to request more cag nudes

[Autistic Spectrum]

cody's whole crew is falling apart at the seam's he never should have lashed out at his fourm father marks98,,

[Gentleman Doli]

cag if u post some tits or some ass, well the boys here are gonna go hog wild

[always stevey]

I'm only posting in this thread to make sure Marks98 is okay after this Cody ordeal.

[Autistic Spectrum]

I'm only posting in this thread to make sure Marks98 is okay after this Cody ordeal.

yes i am sure marks can use all the support he can get from midget strippers, as cody is a highly regarded member of the ytmnsfw crew, and this lashing out is prob tearing him apart inside,

[always stevey]

I can only imagine the hurt Marks98 is feeling right now.

[Cody]

yes i am sure marks can use all the support he can get from midget strippers, as cody is a highly regarded member of the ytmnsfw crew, and this lashing out is prob tearing him apart inside,

ITT we see cag stealing rubnet material to use on lizard forums while trying to suck e-cawk for a tier bump here

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/5/50734/1378859-bene1.jpg

[always stevey]

ITT we see Cody breaking Mak's heart.

[Gentleman Doli]

ITT we see cag stealing rubnet material to use on lizard forums while trying to suck e-cawk for a tier bump here

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/5/50734/1378859-bene1.jpg

you did the exact same thing you retard lmao, or are u forgetting the thread where u literally copy and pasted a tim thread

[Cody]

yeah i like you Cody.. you're pretty chill. don't let the shitheads get you down.. they just a bunch of kids

[Autistic Spectrum]

YOU WHERE LIKE A 45 YEAR OLD HOUSE PAINTING RACIST SON TO ME CODY,

[Cody]

you did the exact same thing you retard lmao, or are u forgetting the thread where u literally copy and pasted a tim thread

yes but i did it ironically because tim actually has an account there

[steveyos YOLO]

Everyone itt is fighting amongst themselves and leaving me out of it because i am so universally liked by everyone on earth except for jamaylafag he can die irl

[Cody]

http://bounty-board.com/member.php/9-barrypothead#vmessage180

[always stevey]

Anyway, just let Marks98 know I hope he's okay after being traumatized by Cody's lameness.

[Gentleman Doli]

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[Gentleman Doli]

wow, the last time tim even lgoged in there was over a year ago, who even cares codey you moron

[always stevey]

http://bounty-board.com/member.php/9-barrypothead#vmessage180

You're like a rat in a barrel trying to drag the other rat down with you.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol they will ban codey at that shitty fourm, but here, nope, ruby is not a huge fag in the least and runs this forum like a fine tuned machine

[Cody]

wow, the last time tim even lgoged in there was over a year ago, who even cares codey you moron

he was posting as i love pizza last night but maddy deleted the posts, try reging with that name you'll see :smug:

[Autistic Spectrum]

:no:

[maks]

I can only imagine the hurt Marks98 is feeling right now.

yeah I'm devastated, it's the total opposite of feeling like a tremendous weight has been lifted

[Cody]

:no:

:yes:

[Autistic Spectrum]

cody has bene posting no u at me all day, and well its really taken the fight outta me

[steveyos YOLO]

Why the fuck are you guys posting at a paper towel forum for anyway

[always stevey]

yeah I'm devastated, it's the total opposite of feeling like a tremendous weight has been lifted

hang in there, buddy. Rooting for ya

[Cody]

Why the fuck are you guys posting at a paper towel forum for anyway

its actually a reincarnation of the forum a guy made who said fuck lizards were gonna reroll a forum and make it pre lizard

[Autistic Spectrum]

i thought it was funny when marks stuck up for codey, because cody is so fucking horrible, and it was unintentionally codeys best gimmick, but now that codey has disowned his rubynet dad, there's nothing left, the lol's there gone, the lulz so long,