I hate guys who are too dumb to realise that they act just the same as girls

[BatteriWyfe]

.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i hate girls who think anyone anywhere gives 2 flying fucks what they think about anything

[steveyos]

I wanna get fucked in the ass while getting choked out so bad

[macpro]

just imagine what she comes up with during sex.

[BatteriWyfe]

i hate girls who think anyone anywhere gives 2 flying fucks what they think about anythingwhy are you trying to tell me this in every topic care bear?

[Plug Drugs]

i am a little girl on the inside =P

[BatteriWyfe]

just imagine what she comes up with during sex.yeah imagine

[always stevey]

Fucking Plug Drugs.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i want you to stop spouting your insane bullshit lisa, i need you to just sit back and look pretty,

[steveyos]

wrap barbed wire around my skull then hit it with a 2x4 please

[blumpkin blownuts]

i too have a healthy connection with my feminine side

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa if you could go back in time, and never msn chat with plug drugs about photons, would you??? also would you stop your own rape as a child with the same time machine??

[Plug Drugs]

Fucking Plug Drugs.

:nacho:

[blumpkin blownuts]

just imagine what she comes up with during sex.

discharges, fly larvae, aids, mold, tentacles, the uss cyclops

[steveyos]

set me on fire and put me out by throwing me off the roof

[Autistic Spectrum]

just ban plug drugs, god dammit,

[Plug Drugs]

just ban plug drugs, god dammit,

=\

[Autistic Spectrum]

you kill the whole posting flow pd, it's nothing personal but your posts are pure aids

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa if you could go back in time, and never msn chat with plug drugs about photons, would you??? also would you stop your own rape as a child with the same time machine??I only talk to you when you're not a total retarded fucking loser fuckhead thanks

[Autistic Spectrum]

a total retarded fucking loser fuckhead

[BatteriWyfe]

i too have a healthy connection with my feminine sidethat's a nice way of saying that you're a stupid bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

pst your dick lisa

[juji]

This is an explanation:


A) A wife arrives at her house, there are used clothes and goes to her room, then discovered her husband is having sex with other woman, he cheated her, now wife is going to kill her husband.

B) A husband arrives at his house, there are used clothes and goes to his room, then discovered his wife is having sex with other man, she cheated him, now husband is going to kill other man.


It means:

Wife cheated husband, husband kills other man.

Husband cheaded wife, wife kills husband.



This logic is killing me.

[0mon Ra]

i hate girls who think anyone anywhere gives 2 flying fucks what they think about anything

rofl

[always stevey]

This is an explanation:


A) A wife arrives at her house, there are used clothes and goes to her room, then discovered her husband is having sex with other woman, he cheated her, now wife is going to kill her husband.

B) A husband arrives at his house, there are used clothes and goes to his room, then discovered his wife is having sex with other man, she cheated him, now husband is going to kill other man.


It means:

Wife cheated husband, husband kills other man.

Husband cheaded wife, wife kills husband.



This logic is killing me.




....

[BatteriWyfe]

This is an explanation:


A) A wife arrives at her house, there are used clothes and goes to her room, then discovered her husband is having sex with other woman, he cheated her, now wife is going to kill her husband.

B) A husband arrives at his house, there are used clothes and goes to his room, then discovered his wife is having sex with other man, she cheated him, now husband is going to kill other man.


It means:

Wife cheated husband, husband kills other man.

Husband cheaded wife, wife kills husband.



This logic is killing me...... it's killing me too.

Weirdo.

[blumpkin blownuts]

that's a nice way of saying that you're a stupid bitch

stop trying to smell my ass odor ur like in every thread now following my stink cloud

[BatteriWyfe]

stop trying to smell my ass odorget out of my topic you fugly ass sniffer

[blumpkin blownuts]

This is an explanation:


A) A wife arrives at her house, there are used clothes and goes to her room, then discovered her husband is having sex with other woman, he cheated her, now wife is going to kill her husband.

B) A husband arrives at his house, there are used clothes and goes to his room, then discovered his wife is having sex with other man, she cheated him, now husband is going to kill other man.


It means:

Wife cheated husband, husband kills other man.

Husband cheaded wife, wife kills husband.


This logic is killing me.

my gf warns to me that if she sees me cheating her then she throws batteries over my nuts

[blumpkin blownuts]

get out of my topic you fugly ass sniffer
get off my internet, toad

[macpro]

bob does wear women's perfume at times.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i gave all my womens perfume to my gf but i rub all over her right after she sprays it so i can wear it like a man

[macpro]

didn't she ask you what the hell you were doing with all that women's fume?

[blumpkin blownuts]

nah she thought my reasoning was most logical

[macpro]

guess she understands the NEW metrosexual male in America.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm only metro in appearance, on the inside im a man's man (if you know what i mean :naughty:)

[always stevey]

don't think they really get how you wear it like a man- he's got the smell of woman all over him is what he means.

[Camoron]

:tup:

[steveyos YOLO]

I would love to hold her in my arms and tell her how beautiful and great she is, but I don't like lying to people

[Cody]

i hate girls that cant realize how to spell realize

[BatteriWyfe]

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/realise

retard loser

[Cody]

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/realise

retard loser

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/realize

your shitty syntax speaks for the real retard here. (you psycho)

[BatteriWyfe]

it's not even spelt wrong you dribbling retard

I speak ENGLISH as in how it is spoken and spelled in ENGLAND

I'd hate to be as dumb as you redneck uneducated repulsive loser

[reno]

i could have been ur fav. flavor every month but instead you made me ur flavr of the month

[BatteriWyfe]

i could have been ur fav. flavor every month but instead you made me ur flavr of the monthreno

I think any woman would drop everything for you at a word

excuse me while I dribble over your sig.

[Cody]

it's not even spelt wrong you dribbling retard

I speak ENGLISH as in how it is spoken and spelled in ENGLAND

I'd hate to be as dumb as you redneck uneducated repulsive loser

lets review definitions, where 1 is the most common usage of a word, start with yours:

Verb 1. realise - earn on some commercial or business transactionrealise - earn on some commercial or business transaction; earn as salary or wages; "How much do you make a month in your new job?"; "She earns a lot in her new job"; "this merger brought in lots of money"; "He clears $5,000 each month"
earn, bring in, pull in, realize, gain, make, take in, clear
make - act in a certain way so as to acquire; "make friends"; "make enemies"
acquire, get - come into the possession of something concrete or abstract; "She got a lot of paintings from her uncle"; "They acquired a new pet"; "Get your results the next day"; "Get permission to take a few days off from work"
squeeze out, eke out - make by laborious and precarious means; "He eked out a living as a painter"
turn a profit, profit - make a profit; gain money or materially; "The company has not profited from the merger"
rake off - take money from an illegal transaction
take home, bring home - earn as a salary or wage; "How much does your wife take home after taxes and other deductions?"
rake in, shovel in - earn large sums of money; "Since she accepted the new position, she has been raking it in"
net, sack up, sack, clear - make as a net profit; "The company cleared $1 million"
gross - earn before taxes, expenses, etc.
pay, bear, yield - bring in; "interest-bearing accounts"; "How much does this savings certificate pay annually?"
2. realise - convert into cash; of goods and property
realize
commerce, commercialism, mercantilism - transactions (sales and purchases) having the objective of supplying commodities (goods and services)
sell - exchange or deliver for money or its equivalent; "He sold his house in January"; "She sells her body to survive and support her drug habit"
3. realise - expand or complete (a part in a piece of baroque music) by supplying the harmonies indicated in the figured bass
realize
music - an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner
harmonise, harmonize - write a harmony for
4. realise - make real or concreterealise - make real or concrete; give reality or substance to; "our ideas must be substantiated into actions"
actualise, actualize, realize, substantiate
create, make - make or cause to be or to become; "make a mess in one's office"; "create a furor"
incarnate - make concrete and real
express - manifest the effects of (a gene or genetic trait); "Many of the laboratory animals express the trait"
5. realise - be fully aware or cognizant ofrealise - be fully aware or cognizant of
agnise, agnize, realize, recognize, recognise
cognise, cognize, know - be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about; "I know that the President lied to the people"; "I want to know who is winning the game!"; "I know it's time"
know - know the nature or character of; "we all knew her as a big show-off"

as we can see you have to go all the way to 5 before getting to the usage of that spelling in the context you used it in whereas in my usage:

1. To comprehend completely or correctly.

numbah 1 cunt LOL

(tl;dr version, lisa's a dumb cunt)

[BatteriWyfe]

utter retard

just face the fact that you're a retard and no-one thinks otherwise

[Cody]

utter retard

just face the fact that you're a retard and no-one thinks otherwise

:projecting:

[BatteriWyfe]

what are you talking about moron?

You attempted the lamest of trolls, correcting spelling

you even failed at that because you didn't even know the spelling of the word and I didn't even spell it wrong

you are literally the dumbest person in the forum cody

[Cody]

what are you talking about moron?

You attempted the lamest of trolls, correcting spelling

you even failed at that because you didn't even know the spelling of the word and I didn't even spell it wrong

you are literally the dumbest person in the forum cody

you use the most obsolete forms of spelling common every day words in a vain attempt to appear intelligent, and it really rages you out that I make sure every single poster on this forum knows youre just a tryhard wanna be pseudo intellectual

You and plugdrugs really need to hook up, after youre properly sterilized of course.

[BatteriWyfe]

it's not obsolete you uneducated hick, it's the correct spelling

I'm not feeding you anymore attention, you're pathetic, a waste of space and literally the dumbest person in the forums

[juji]

Cody, no one cares your engrish

[BatteriWyfe]

Cody, no one cares your engrishLOL

priceless moment

[Cody]

it's not obsolete you uneducated hick, it's the correct spelling

I'm not feeding you anymore attention, you're pathetic, a waste of space and literally the dumbest person in the forums

its the correct spelling of an obsolete rarely used word with a 5th definition that matches the word used in its place by literally everyone that is not you.

[Cody]

Cody, no one cares your engrish

is aint fucking my engrish!

[BatteriWyfe]

its the correct spelling of an obsolete rarely used word with a 5th definition that matches the word used in its place by literally everyone that is not you.um no

it's 2013 proper ENGLISH spelling

I'd call you a half wit but really it's much more like a quarter wit

[Cody]

um no

it's 2013 proper ENGLISH spelling

I'd call you a half wit but really it's much more like a quarter wit

protip:

adding extra letters to words and spelling them differently from the normal people is what niggers do to try to appear smart.

basically your nigger is showing all over the internet.

[juji]

Did I just read your opinion? Actually isnt nigger because is not using ebonics

[Plug Drugs]

cody i'm pretty sure "realize" is a bastardized american version of the word,
I.e., we took the language, and we raped it.

[Cody]

cody i'm pretty sure "realize" is a bastardized american version of the word,
I.e., we took the language, and we raped it.

i dont think casting aside useless letters and syllables to make setting printing presses easier (which is why the alterations were mostly made) is raping it, it's just streamlining and making more efficient, which is what we do with most everything but SUV's here in 'murica.

[Plug Drugs]

i dont think casting aside useless letters and syllables to make setting printing presses easier (which is why the alterations were mostly made) is raping it, it's just streamlining and making more efficient, which is what we do with most everything but SUV's here in 'murica.

lmao who told you that???
explain to me how in your mind changing an S to a Z makes setting a printing press easier

[Cody]

lmao who told you that???
explain to me how in your mind changing an S to a Z makes setting a printing press easier

now youre pinpointing, reread the last few posts and take it in the proper context, then get back to me.

I'm not gonna debate semantics with you if you wont keep the spectrum of this debate global.

[Plug Drugs]

...

[Plug Drugs]

are you fucking retarded?

[rubycalaber]

keep the spectrum of this debate autistic

[Cody]

keep the spectrum of this debate autistic

:swoon:

someone gets me

[rubycalaber]

I like how lisa says she speaks english as they speak in england as if australia doesnt have its own form of it too

[rubycalaber]

push pig dyke cag slag loser being one of them

[BatteriWyfe]

I like how lisa says she speaks english as they speak in england as if australia doesnt have its own form of it toowell Australia adopts the same spelling as England

only americans use z

[BatteriWyfe]

also we call it "zed" not "zee"

and that really fucks up the alphabet song

[rubycalaber]

I say it like zee since thats how they say it on dragon ball z

[BatteriWyfe]

I say it like zee since thats how they say it on dragon ball zI say it "zee" too because I learnt my ABC's off Sesame Street, most of us did

but we were always corrected by the teacher

[Cody]

well Australia adopts the same spelling as England

only americans use z

actually canada even uses less americanisms in it's dialects of spoken and written english than australia does.

[BatteriWyfe]

actually canada even uses less americanisms in it's dialects of spoken and written english than australia does."its"

not "it's"

"it's" is for "it is"

"its" is for the "it" having possession

[BatteriWyfe]

I'm a much better speller than cody

[Cody]

I'm a much better speller than cody

you're confusing grammar with spelling. and since canada is a proper noun and it's dialect is in its possession i am in fact right.

[BatteriWyfe]

you're confusing grammar with spelling. and since canada is a proper noun and it's dialect is in its possession i am in fact right.you did it again and you are wrong the correct use in this and the other case is "its"

and no, it is a pronoun

I'm better at both cody

in fact you'll save yourself a lot of time if you just realise that I'm better at everything

[BatteriWyfe]

maths, science, english, physcial endeavours... everything

I shit all over you

[Cody]

you did it again and you are wrong the correct use in this and the other case is "its"

and no, it is a pronoun

I'm better at both cody

in fact you'll save yourself a lot of time if you just realise that I'm better at everything

here's the kicker:

I'm right because i'm using american english and I'm in america.

You're wrong because your country uses more american english than british english (spoken)

Stop trying to be british, they don't want you.

[Cody]

maths, science, english, physcial endeavours... everything

I shit all over you

ok how about making money?

I'll give you 5 days to drum up this much cash:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8232/8570280082_735e3e7489_h.jpg

and post a pic. (it took me 5 days to make that counting the day i gave the estimate)

[BatteriWyfe]

here's the kicker:

I'm right because i'm using american english and I'm in america.

You're wrong because your country uses more american english than british english (spoken)

Stop trying to be british, they don't want you.but you're not even right for american, the proper use would still be "its" and not "it's"

it's pretty easy cody "it's" stands for "it is" and everything else is "its".

Australia officially adopts the English way of spelling

we also use the metric system as we joined the modern world in doing so because we weren't too stupid to pick it up you dumb backwards hick

[rubycalaber]

ah, I'd missed grammar battles from when vitafin was still about :vitabusey:

[rubycalaber]

saved that pic as codyballin.jpg

[BatteriWyfe]

ok how about making money?

I'll give you 5 days to drum up this much cash:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8232/8570280082_735e3e7489_h.jpg

and post a pic. (it took me 5 days to make that counting the day i gave the estimate)I'm not telling you how much money I have

and I wouldn't take any of it out to take a pic of me holding it because that is only what poor losers do, take all their money out on payday and take a pic of themselves with it... it's like a big deal for poor losers

[juji]

Red and green acrylic paint

[Cody]

but you're not even right for american, the proper use would still be "its" and not "it's"

it's pretty easy cody "it's" stands for "it is" and everything else is "its".

Australia officially adopts the English way of spelling

we also use the metric system as we joined the modern world in doing so because we weren't too stupid to pick it up you dumb backwards hick

ok so because of my geographic region you're slandering me and slagging off my whole country in the process.

Who's the racist now lisa?

[Cody]

saved that pic as codyballin.jpg

:fistbump:

Big Dick money bro.

[Cody]

I'm not telling you how much money I have

stop right here, we already konw you struggle to pay your rent, so just admit you suck at making money and i'm better than you are at it.

[juji]

These banknotes come from stripper's anus

[Cody]

These banknotes come from stripper's anus

this is why you never put money in your mouth.

[BatteriWyfe]

stop right here, we already konw you struggle to pay your rent, so just admit you suck at making money and i'm better than you are at it.I pay my rent

and I've had much better jobs than you

[Cody]

I pay my rent

and I've had much better jobs than you

had being the operative word here. maybe i should move down there and get me a job, then get sacked and file for the dole and live out my days on the backs of everyone else like a nigger.

[juji]

this is why you never put money in your mouth.

Thats so gay, real men would enjoy woman ass

[BatteriWyfe]

had being the operative word here. maybe i should move down there and get me a job, then get sacked and file for the dole and live out my days on the backs of everyone else like a nigger.as opposed to not working and sponging off an old hag with MS that you have to fuck?

[Cody]

as opposed to not working and sponging off an old hag with MS that you have to fuck?

lisa i fuck her because i like to, it's my thing.

and i pay 1/2 of all the bills and 100% of my habits (weed, cigs, booze) so really stop talking about shit you don't have a clue on.

[BatteriWyfe]

you obviously don't and you obviously don't work

you're here and on other forums 24/7 so give up loser

[rubycalaber]

sorry did you just imply cody isnt a house painter?

[BatteriWyfe]

sorry did you just imply cody isnt a house painter?LOL!

yes

[Cody]

sorry did you just imply cody isnt a house painter?

lisa thinks that people who own their own businesses work 5 day 40 hour weeks because she never leaves the house for anything but dick.

[BatteriWyfe]

yet somehow I've still had more and better jobs than you

the last guy I fucked paints houses and has his own business but I notice one slight difference.... he actually goes to work and paints and you just troll a couple of forums 24/7

[juji]

Are you sexual scammer?

[BatteriWyfe]

Are you sexual scammer?LOL

what do you mean?

[Cody]

yet somehow I've still had more and better jobs than you

the last guy I fucked paints houses and has his own business but I notice one slight difference.... he actually goes to work and paints and you just troll a couple of forums 24/7

so you fuck house painters, good to know you literally can't use that to slag me anymore.

[BatteriWyfe]

so you fuck house painters, good to know you literally can't use that to slag me anymore.um their profession has nothing to do with it

I've fucked him but I would never you so no it is not true that I fuck house painters

[Cody]

Are you sexual scammer?

kinda obvious ain't it

[BatteriWyfe]

please shut the fuck up cody

I really want juji to come explain to me what a sexual scammer is

[Cody]

yet somehow I've still had more and better jobs than you

the last guy I fucked paints houses and has his own business but I notice one slight difference.... he actually goes to work and paints and you just troll a couple of forums 24/7


so you fuck house painters, good to know you literally can't use that to slag me anymore.


um their profession has nothing to do with it

I've fucked him but I would never you so no it is not true that I fuck house painters

riiiiiiiiiiiight...

you just said you in fact fuck house painters, now to make this crystal clear for you little peanut head i wouldn't fuck you with monde's dick, but you let a house painter stick his dirty house painter dick in your hepres infested pussy, so in fact you can literally no longer use my profession to put me down.

game set match.

[BatteriWyfe]

riiiiiiiiiiiight...

you just said you in fact fuck house painters, now to make this crystal clear for you little peanut head i wouldn't fuck you with monde's dick, but you let a house painter stick his dirty house painter dick in your hepres infested pussy, so in fact you can literally no longer use my profession to put me down.

game set match.I've fucked a house painter

not house painters

and you don't even paint houses, you troll a couple of forums 24/7

oh and he's 100,000 times hotter than you... who isn't

I had a threesome with him and his now x g/f last year and fucked him a couple of times since

[Cody]

ok, so you in fact fuck house painters.

you're also bisexual and use dyke as a put down

you also hate racists but youre racist against 13 american states....

[BatteriWyfe]

fuck you're an idiot

it's like talking to a retarded child

[Cody]

fuck you're an idiot

it's like talking to a retarded child

literally everyone says that exact same thing about you when you're not around lol, even rootbeer.

[BatteriWyfe]

literally everyone says that exact same thing about you when you're not around lol, even rootbeer.nope

[Cody]

deny it all you like lisa, fact is when you go to your high school reunion even the fat girls are going to be like, wow thank god i'm not that fucking idiot innit

[BatteriWyfe]

try harder cody

[Cody]

not even breaking a sweat lisa, meanwhile your monitor is covered with drops of spittle from you screaming at my posts, stop it lisa you're scaring the fucking cat again.

[BatteriWyfe]

*yawn*

[Autistic Spectrum]

keep the spectrum of this debate autistic

hello

[Camoron]

battle of the autists commence

[steveyos]

1. lol zed wow ausrltira sucks


2. congrats cody you have enough money to buy my graphics card

[Camoron]

throw bob hughes into the mix, suddenly we got Immortal Kombat

[Cody]

1. lol zed wow ausrltira sucks


2. congrats cody you have enough money to buy my graphics card

congrats stevey you could have built a computer that does all the exact same shit for less than that if you had more black friends

[Cody]

battle of the autists commence

every time i own the fuck out of her she pretends to leave then goes and bumps or starts a new thread trying to change the subject. but from now on the subject is lisa bush-pig dyking with house painters.

[Plug Drugs]

here's the kicker:

I'm right because i'm using american english and I'm in america.

You're wrong because your country uses more american english than british english (spoken)

Stop trying to be british, they don't want you.
"it's" is used for "it is" in America too dumbass

[m0nde]

"it's" is used for "it is" in America too dumbasslol

[stevey]

testing alt s in firefox after changing about:config

[stevey]

phew cool it works now