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Autistic Spectrum
07-15-2013, 10:15 AM
lisa

BatteriWyfe
07-15-2013, 10:16 AM
stop thinking about having sex with me

Autistic Spectrum
07-15-2013, 10:17 AM
i can't lisa,belive me i tried,,

Autistic Spectrum
07-15-2013, 10:19 AM
i think about you and cag double teaming codey, pretty much all day, i try to do crossword puzzles to take my mind off it, but i end up just filling in lisa and codey in all the across words and cag in all the down words

blumpkin blownuts
07-15-2013, 10:20 AM
i would get up on the roof of a tall building so that i can't make out her features
tell her to stand still on the street below
check wind velocity/direction, ambient temp, relative humidity
think about someone other than lisa so i can j/o sucessfully
and drop cum onto her head

but i'd probably still puke

BatteriWyfe
07-15-2013, 10:20 AM
so much that my hair would dry hey?

rubycalaber
07-15-2013, 10:22 AM
I would pretend to be about to fuck her doggy style but then smash in the back of her head with a brick

Autistic Spectrum
07-15-2013, 10:22 AM
lisa, if i send you a dildo in the mail that i had molded from my dick would you use it??? and if so how many times daily would you diddle yourself with my rubber dick??

BatteriWyfe
07-15-2013, 10:23 AM
what losers

Autistic Spectrum
07-15-2013, 10:24 AM
http://www.createamate.com/

lisa, pm your home address, let's do this,,,

blumpkin blownuts
07-15-2013, 10:26 AM
what losers

sry just kidding i would fuck you hard enough to send you into hospital for a ruptured cunt and broken pelvis

BatteriWyfe
07-15-2013, 10:26 AM
I'm going to call clay

blumpkin blownuts
07-15-2013, 10:27 AM
stop being such a bitch

BatteriWyfe
07-15-2013, 10:28 AM
I'm going to call claygoing to discuss forum issues

Autistic Spectrum
07-15-2013, 10:29 AM
please don't lisa,

rubycalaber
07-15-2013, 10:30 AM
sry just kidding i would fuck you hard enough to send you into hospital for a ruptured cunt and broken pelvis

now thats how lisa likes being spoken too, you got rusty there, what with your healthy relationship and all

BatteriWyfe
07-15-2013, 10:32 AM
ban ruby

blumpkin blownuts
07-15-2013, 10:34 AM
lisa's a strong smart woman who could kick my ass and/or outfox me but she still has to sleep and that's going to be her downfall

rubycalaber
07-15-2013, 10:36 AM
not much of a compliment when you get crippled by a girl with a foam hammer

rootbeer
07-15-2013, 10:37 AM
a lot.

blumpkin blownuts
07-15-2013, 10:44 AM
not much of a compliment when you get crippled by a girl with a foam hammer

it's wood surrounded by foam

BatteriWyfe
07-15-2013, 10:45 AM
shucks

steveyos YOLO
07-15-2013, 10:45 AM
Please don't talk about her this way. She's a lady and should be treated as such

BatteriWyfe
07-15-2013, 10:45 AM
it's wood surrounded by foamrabid sex

blumpkin blownuts
07-15-2013, 10:59 AM
rabid sex

lets make a hate-babby

m0nde
07-15-2013, 11:16 AM
lisa was gang raped iTT

always stevey
07-15-2013, 11:24 AM
lol

BatteriWyfe
08-01-2013, 11:01 AM
k