autism test. please take it and report your score in this thread. official autism thread.

[fanfare]

http://aq.server8.org/

:taking it now:

[fanfare]

28

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/me1wzMX.png

[Plug Drugs]

i got 17

[macpro]

do they have one of these tests to tell if your gay or not?

[Plug Drugs]

most of those questions though, someone with an anxiety disorder would answer similar to an autistic person, and would get a higher score, so don't really think its too accurate

[Plug Drugs]

also, if you're not a moron you already know the criteria for autism and can subconsciously sway the outcome of the test so

[fanfare]

the key, plug drugs, is to just tell the truth. who cares if you get a high or low score. the point is to just see what the score is based on facts.

[Plug Drugs]

the key, plug drugs, is to just tell the truth. who cares if you get a high or low score. the point is to just see what the score is based on facts.

due to the ambiguity of the questions, I find it impossible to answer "honestly", as whether I agree or disagree depends on circumstance; I do, however, know which answer is going to lead to a higher quotient, and tend to avoid them because I think "well that's not me". I don't know.

[the president of sex]

http://i.imgur.com/me1wzMX.png

same

[blumpkin blownuts]

22

[Plug Drugs]

The human brain is like a stochastic computer. Fluctuating chaos. I don't like the idea of categorizing people into groups based on tests

[rootbeer]

got 15, surprisingly low actually

[Gentleman Doli]

0. lol, ur al a bunch of autistic nerssds

[Plug Drugs]

The human brain's decisions don't always make sense. If you ask a person to pick a green door or a blue door, they might pick a green door because they were thinking about green grapes 5 minutes earlier and how they really wanted some green grapes, or they might pick the blue door because the walls of their childhood bedroom were blue and they associate blue rooms with good memories.

And it's human nature to not pick the same thing twice; to try the alternative just to see what happens.

[blumpkin blownuts]

well blue doors are for faggots

[Plug Drugs]

0. lol, ur al a bunch of autistic nerssds

If that were the case you'd be like the polar opposite of autistic, over-socialized; possibly sociopathic

[Cody]

http://i.imgur.com/sgKz02j.png

Like i said the other day faggots, i just dont get any of you sometimes

[Plug Drugs]

Wings of Destiny?

[Plug Drugs]

awww its some crappy game, it sounded like a chick book or something and was going to bust you on it

[Cody]

Grandma wife saw me taking the test and also took it, opposites attract I guess:

http://i.imgur.com/1mdIyYU.png

[Cody]

Wings of Destiny?

yeah its really fun but you gotta spend around 200 bucks to have a good time

[Gentleman Doli]

http://i.imgur.com/sgKz02j.png

Like i said the other day faggots, i just dont get any of you sometimes

color me not surprised at all

[steveyos]

I got 16

[steveyos]

I got a high score of 69 in Autism Quest.

[steveyos]

this test probably doesnt' take into consideration that I fucking hate people espeically my generation and thinks I'm autistic for not wanting anything to do with them even though I feel you ahve to be really fucking retarded to wanna have anything to do with them

[steveyos]

and it probably adds autism points for being able to pretend with children even though I simply like my niece more than anyone else on the planet because she isn't fucking stupid and annoying so I don't mind running in a circle clapping and making funny noises to entertain my niece


this test is terrible

[lnopia the great]

do you mean i was making fun of a retard all this time? i feel so guilty

[lnopia the great]

yeah this test is broken there is no way steveyos scores less then 45

[steveyos]

I bet lisa thought this was the iq test she keeps claiming to have a 120 or whatever from lmfao

[steveyos]

yeah this test is broken there is no way steveyos scores less then 45

no I actually answered them truthfully and not in forum character

[Cody]

no I actually answered them truthfully and not in forum character

so did i

[0mon Ra]

i got 24

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/VD54SEb.png

[always stevey]

I scored average. disapointed.

[BatteriWyfe]

37

[fanfare]

what is ruby's score

[BatteriWyfe]

http://i.imgur.com/JS6jNVu.jpg

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/JS6jNVu.jpg

It looks legit, not photoshopped, Lisa is autistic

[rootbeer]

what is ruby's score

he got 100% and her majesty's royal society of autists abducted him as their new king

[Cody]

http://i.imgur.com/JS6jNVu.jpg

lisa im more aspie than you are according to test but i still manage to do stuff. So you could if you applied yourself more.

[Plug Drugs]

and it probably adds autism points for being able to pretend with children even though I simply like my niece more than anyone else on the planet because she isn't fucking stupid and annoying so I don't mind running in a circle clapping and making funny noises to entertain my niece


this test is terrible
pretending is a part of "monkey see monkey do" normal childhood behavior in my opinion

[rubycalaber]

here is mine answering honestly and no gimmicks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/autism_zps84266949.png~original

if anything I am lowering my score since for the questions about being a diplomat and figuring out peoples intentions I am using situations from my online life that I have no experience with in real life and for all I know am terrible at in face to face situations

[rubycalaber]

vegeta! what does the test say about his autism quotient?

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

[rubycalaber]

what the FUCK, how did CODY get a higher autist quotent than ME, and a fucking LOST number too

[rubycalaber]

god, lisa beat me too!

[rubycalaber]

also lmao at steveys neice being entertained by clapping, typical american

[Cody]

what the FUCK, how did CODY get a higher autist quotent than ME, and a fucking LOST number too

Also Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa im more aspie than you are according to test but i still manage to do stuff. So you could if you applied yourself more.well I've done more with my life than you so why don't you catch up

[Gentleman Doli]

lisa thats shagalicious baby

[Cody]

well I've done more with my life than you so why don't you catch up

Ever heard the expression "quality over quantity"

[Autistic Spectrum]

i got a fucking 12, the test is named after me, i failed my own fucking test

[Autistic Spectrum]

Lisa and cody are autistic,

[BatteriWyfe]

Ever heard the expression "quality over quantity"on both counts

[jon]

13

[jon]

if anything I am lowering my score since for the questions about being a diplomat and figuring out peoples intentions I am using situations from my online life that I have no experience with in real life and for all I know am terrible at in face to face situations

the problem for you is that the test assumes you actually go outside and interact with people regularly but if you never do that you will appear no different from aspergers with this one type of measurement

[jon]

due to the ambiguity of the questions, I find it impossible to answer "honestly", as whether I agree or disagree depends on circumstance; I do, however, know which answer is going to lead to a higher quotient, and tend to avoid them because I think "well that's not me". I don't know.

plug drugs confirmed for sociopath; apparently the autism test works for more than one thing

[steveyos]

I scored average. disapointed.

not surprising at all


pretending is a part of "monkey see monkey do" normal childhood behavior in my opinion

exactly


here is mine answering honestly and no gimmicks

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/autism_zps84266949.png~original

if anything I am lowering my score since for the questions about being a diplomat and figuring out peoples intentions I am using situations from my online life that I have no experience with in real life and for all I know am terrible at in face to face situations

you belong in second life


what the FUCK, how did CODY get a higher autist quotent than ME, and a fucking LOST number too


god, lisa beat me too!

why is it surprising that cody and lisa got the highest scores they're both literally retarded you're actually smart


also lmao at steveys neice being entertained by clapping, typical american

you're retarded and stupid


Lisa and cody are autistic,

again not a surprise at all they've been unable to do anything new for years look at their posts, only autism can be stuck on repeat for this long

[Camoron]

Maximum autism achieved.
http://paletteswaps.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/deus_ex_wall_298.jpg

[BatteriWyfe]

Maximum autism achieved.
http://paletteswaps.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/deus_ex_wall_298.jpglol

[Camoron]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3016793/autism.png

[Cody]

on both counts

sure lisa, sitting on your ass collecting dole and petting your cat sure beats anything i've done in the last 5 years (like go to hawaii, pigeon forge, myrtle beach, atlantic city, a few dozen new movies, nice restaurants, bought myself a new car, never late on my rent, not getting the fuck beat out of me by my family, working reasonably often, maintaining a relationship...)

Inb4 you say you went to college, big deal every nigger in prison is in the process of getting some sort of degree, you're really not special or funny (except as a failure in life)

http://chimpmania.com/forum/images/smilies/bravonigger.gif

[rootbeer]

Lisa and cody are autistic,

like it matters, on certain days im sure i could score 50/50 on that

[rootbeer]

nothing wrong with being an introvert

[BatteriWyfe]

sure lisa, sitting on your ass collecting dole and petting your cat sure beats anything i've done in the last 5 years (like go to hawaii, pigeon forge, myrtle beach, atlantic city, a few dozen new movies, nice restaurants, bought myself a new car, never late on my rent, not getting the fuck beat out of me by my family, working reasonably often, maintaining a relationship...)

Inb4 you say you went to college, big deal every nigger in prison is in the process of getting some sort of degree, you're really not special or funny (except as a failure in life)

http://chimpmania.com/forum/images/smilies/bravonigger.gif
It's pretty simple,

Me = 2 degrees.
You = 0.

You = house painter
Me = lots of better jobs

[steveyos]

It's pretty simple,

Me = 2 degrees.
You = 0.

You = house painter
Me = lots of better jobs

and you're both ehre 24/7 making posts nobody care about....................... but talking about how u got a great lifef.....................................


totally Not autism.,...

[Garfield]

25

[Garfield]

is that good or bad idk

[lnopia the great]

it took you 2 degrees and the best job youve had is one my ex gf got with a 6 month technical course lmao

[lnopia the great]

part time teacher aide.. im sure cody nets more income overall with the money you wasted which is ok i guess but you cant make fun of him for it

[lnopia the great]

plus hes prettier

[always stevey]

I am fasinated by dates.

[Garfield]

will you go on a date with me?

[always stevey]

Stop being a slut behind your poor girlfriend's back.

[Garfield]

we are in an open relationship

[Gentleman Doli]

cag, no bul shit, no epic trols, no u sayign things sarcastic aly at me to own me, just "do the sex" - borat, to me, right here, right now

[Garfield]

nothing hotter than a babe who knows her way around the internet ;-)

[always stevey]

cag, no bul shit, no epic trols, no u sayign things sarcastic aly at me to own me, just "do the sex" - borat, to me, right here, right now

what the fuck are you even talking about right now? shit

[Gentleman Doli]

talkging bout cag, talkging bout cody, talkign bout lisa

[steveyos]

damn I hope cag and I become friends one day

[always stevey]

I scored 11. We will never be friends because our autism scores don't match.

[Cody]

plus hes prettier

Aww isn't he just the sweetest thing ever.

[Gentleman Doli]

lol

SGZV6fsotYo

[always stevey]

Doli trying to troll me with star trek.

[Cody]

It's pretty simple,

Me = 2 degrees.
You = 0.

You = house painter
Me = lots of better jobs

Me = didnt waste 4+ years of my life on degrees i can't even use anymore and been working since age 16
You= sitting on your ass petting your cat making threads about how sad and lonely you are

yeah lisa wew you got me beat all to hell, hoo boy.

ytmnsfw y'all.

[Gentleman Doli]

cag, i wish 2 bless u this day

[Gentleman Doli]

i worked construction when i was 12 cody

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z67_Y1__Nzo

[Cody]

i worked construction when i was 12 cody

commercial or residential?

[Gentleman Doli]

residental, i had to mark were all the walls inter sected and where the studs in the wall went, i was a badass, qucikest one out tehre, and i got paid like one dollar an hour lmao

[Cody]

residental, i had to mark were all the walls inter sected and where the studs in the wall went, i was a badass, qucikest one out tehre, and i got paid like one dollar an hour lmao

laying off lines is a good entry level job, my first construction job was digging through the prefab wall stacks and carrying the walls over to be nailed up where you would have laid the lines off and cleaning up scraps and shit like that. I was a month on the job before I ever got cut loose with a paslode

[steveyos]

guess I'll never be friends with any unfunny posters and I just need to accept that,

[Cody]

guess I'll never be friends with any unfunny posters and I just need to accept that,

It's your own goddamned fault all you do is complain instead of leading by example

[always stevey]

What the fuck is codey talking about

[rootbeer]

What the fuck is codey talking about

*raises post count by 1*

[Cody]

What the fuck is codey talking about

im talking to doli about manly shit, banging nails instead of men in the champagne room for payola

[always stevey]

It's your own goddamned fault all you do is complain instead of leading by example

^^This^^

[always stevey]

Like, seriously what the fuck are you talking about?

[steveyos]

I've honestly never seen anyone try harder than cody and it's so uncomfortable

[UofLCardfan08]

plus hes prettier

and has bigger boobs

[always stevey]

The irony is getting old.

[Cody]

I've honestly never seen anyone try harder than cody and it's so uncomfortable

funniest thing here is i dont even try

[steveyos]

it's actually worse than monde posts

[Gentleman Doli]

I've honestly never seen anyone try harder than cody and it's so uncomfortable

ive been saying tihs for years dude... literaly years now, im goign to kil byself LOl

[Cody]

:projecting:

you dont see my trying to force memes and shit every day

[Gentleman Doli]

I dont force memes. I craft them.

[Gentleman Doli]

The Meme Crafter

[always stevey]

memecraft oh lol. Gonna be laughing about this later today for sure.

[Gentleman Doli]

memecraft oh lol. Gonna be laughing about this later today for sure.

Cag!

[Cody]

memecraft oh lol. Gonna be laughing about this later today for sure.

yeah we can argue over whether memecraft 2 or memecraft 3 was the best

[steveyos]

cody doesn't even understand your gimmick is a gimmick and was created when him and his friends showed up because they ruined this place so fucking badly with 9gag jpegs you knew there was no hope

wow

[steveyos]

at least marco knows to stay so far in the background that his posts are blurry you don't even ever really notice him like cag but cody, ohhhh mi gusta

[Cody]

cody doesn't even understand your gimmick is a gimmick and was created when him and his friends showed up because they ruined this place so fucking badly with 9gag jpegs you knew there was no hope

wow
no he was shitposting and forcing memes long before my arrival

[Gentleman Doli]

no he was shitposting and forcing memes long before my arrival

:airquote:

[Gentleman Doli]

Now that's paper

[steveyos]

I only know who marco is because you can't forget a 65 year old austrilian whose hobby is ham radio because as horrible as he is that's still hilarious, no idea who cardfan is, all these people hate me for some reason though and it really sucks because they're all bonkers

[steveyos]

cody knows this entire forum back catalog he can tell you about the entire history of the internet

[Cody]

cody knows this entire forum back catalog he can tell you about the entire history of the internet

no i just pm my questions to marks, thats why he's always searching the forums.

solid friend that guy is...

[steveyos]

<3 marks my best friend who totally likes me bacj

[Gentleman Doli]

lmao

[ascii_genitals]

wtf i got a 32

i am almost as awkward as ruby

[Gentleman Doli]

:swoon: my autistic goon girl frend

[juji]

wtf i got a 32

i am almost as awkward as ruby

Welcome back, it seems interesing, you might be ideal girlfriend to barry.

[rootbeer]

:swoon: my autistic goon girl frend

rubynet is now a dating site for autistic peolpe

[Cody]

lmao

so far the god troll is 0/0 on picking up on sarcasm

[Cody]

wtf i got a 32

i am almost as awkward as ruby

youre too aspie for me, must score 9 or less to beat what i already got

[always stevey]

I am good at detecting all different types of sarcasm people use in daily life.

[Cody]

I am good at detecting all different types of sarcasm people use in daily life.

do not click on this it really sucks and will teach you nothing (http://www.writerscafe.org/courses/The-Right-Way-to-Write-Wrong/658/The-seven-types-of-sarcasm/663/)

[rootbeer]

I am good at detecting all different types of sarcasm people use in daily life.

you are a really good poster

[always stevey]

you totally do not care about rep

[always stevey]

rootbeer has been a fucking cunt lately. shit

[rootbeer]

rootbeer has been a fucking cunt lately. shit

lol just playing

[Gentleman Doli]

"I fucking hate rootbeer" - cag

[always stevey]

it's because he's got a fucking bitchy attitude sometimes.

[rootbeer]

"I fucking hate rootbeer" - cag

i want to have angry sex with gulducat

[rootbeer]

it's because he's got a fucking bitchy attitude sometimes.

i have been out of weed for liek a week its starting to effect my brain

[Gentleman Doli]

cag is there anyone u dont hate in ur drunken rage

[Gentleman Doli]

yeesh... no 1nder cams depresed

[always stevey]

that's the problem. I'm not drunk today.

[rootbeer]

yeesh... no 1nder cams depresed

misery loves company i suppose

[Cody]

it's because he's got a fucking bitchy attitude sometimes.

he hangs out with lisa alone on skype and tinychat, look what that did to plugdrugs. It's the obvious conclusion.

[always stevey]

i have been out of weed for liek a week its starting to effect my brain

^__^ I have some really good California budz (We have the best)