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Camoron
07-09-2013, 12:21 PM
this is what i get for leaving the house.. waht can i do to stop it in its tracks :ponder: :scared:

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 12:39 PM
vitamin C

Camoron
07-09-2013, 12:44 PM
No plug drugs, i dont have any oxy

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 12:53 PM
wasnt talking about oxy but now that you mention it, if you take amphetamine as soon as you feel like you're getting a cold, it blasts it right the fuck out of your system, because your body's metabolism, circulatory system, immune system, everything goes into overdrive
imagine a bunch of little dudes inside you in the engine room shoveling coal into the furnace as fast as they can, "SHE NEEDS MORE CAPTAIN!!!!"

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 12:57 PM
sPh6L058GYc

always stevey
07-09-2013, 01:06 PM
you caught it from the dog girl. lol

Camoron
07-09-2013, 01:08 PM
Doli, as our resident phamacist, what is yiur reccomendayion

Camoron
07-09-2013, 01:09 PM
you caught it from the dog girl. lol

Please... just stop

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:09 PM
dog girl? you stuck it in a girl who fucked a dog, didnt you :rofl:

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:12 PM
Doli, as our resident phamacist, what is yiur reccomendayion

hes gonna recommend shitty cold medicine with acetaminophen which doesnt do anything but kill your liver, antihistamines with long half lives that will make you feel groggy for the next two days, phenylephrine (since they took pseudoephedrine out) which doesnt do anything, and dextromethorphan which will get you high if you take enough of it

Camoron
07-09-2013, 01:12 PM
no

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:14 PM
decades ago, in like the 50s i think, amphetamine was actually sold over the counter as a cold medication, so, its the old gold standard.. ya just cant beat it

Camoron
07-09-2013, 01:15 PM
ugh

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:15 PM
but housewives were abusing it and going psychotic and beating their children and shit so, they yanked it off the market

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzedrine

Camoron
07-09-2013, 01:28 PM
what about zinc

Camoron
07-09-2013, 01:30 PM
gonna buy some zinc

steveyos
07-09-2013, 01:34 PM
you ventured too far into the depth's of Tim's Hole.... sorry Mate, but there's no hope for ye..... :stare:

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:38 PM
what about zinc
:shrug:

Camoron
07-09-2013, 01:39 PM
you ventured too far into the depth's of Tim's Hole.... sorry Mate, but there's no hope for ye..... :stare:

:butthurt:

Camoron
07-09-2013, 01:39 PM
the sore throat is going away. i think i just willed this cold away. i fucking rule.

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:45 PM
gonna buy some zinc

buy a multivitamin with zinc in it, but dont buy a multivitamin with shit like boron and vanadium in it - your body doesnt need that shit

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:46 PM
also remember to take your multivitamin before or after a meal

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 01:47 PM
and drink your fluids and get lots of rest sweety *kisses forehead*

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07-09-2013, 01:55 PM
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zinc, oregano and eye of newt

steveyos
07-09-2013, 02:11 PM
I never get sick maybe you should smoke newports

steveyos
07-09-2013, 02:11 PM
throw on a bandana and move every atom in your body

steveyos
07-09-2013, 02:12 PM
and follow my lipton cold brew recepie

steveyos
07-09-2013, 02:12 PM
and play second life

rootbeer
07-09-2013, 02:51 PM
this is what i get for leaving the house.. waht can i do to stop it in its tracks :ponder: :scared:

yeah i got sick last week, like really really sick.

Cody
07-09-2013, 03:10 PM
i get sick maybe once every 2 years for a day or so but my genes are superior to most peoples

Camoron
07-09-2013, 03:26 PM
:rofl:

Cody
07-09-2013, 03:46 PM
:rofl:

laugh all you want to man who won't show his face to anyone

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR39gLotLa738RR2WF_GRh9MkUL7HLRVXYZtYo6YmOLSetQQR8t

Gentleman Doli
07-09-2013, 03:48 PM
Good looking boy here

macpro
07-09-2013, 03:59 PM
gay for doli's beard.

Cody
07-09-2013, 04:07 PM
Good looking boy here

boy being the operative word

lnopia the great
07-09-2013, 04:48 PM
the man who produces no viable sperm has superior genes

Cody
07-09-2013, 05:03 PM
the man who produces no viable sperm has superior genes

This is bullshit i just paid to kill the kids before they could fuck up my life

always stevey
07-09-2013, 05:11 PM
i'm thinking everyone better get off the roads lmao.. Going to drive somewhere and I've had a couple cocktails. :twisted:

blumpkin blownuts
07-09-2013, 06:15 PM
gonna buy some zinc

that's more for prevention than treatment

Plug Drugs
07-09-2013, 06:27 PM
i'm thinking everyone better get off the roads lmao.. Going to drive somewhere and I've had a couple cocktails. :twisted:

everything youve ever said about me being a worthless junkie, waste of a human being, etc., has just been invalidated by this statement
you are officially less than a junkie if you drive while drunk and think its acceptable

Cody
07-09-2013, 11:59 PM
oh bullshit people been driving after a few drinks for 100 years, its good for the economy.

the president of sex
07-10-2013, 01:54 AM
basically if you stay a drunkard you will be able to ignore all symptoms until your cold is gone by being drunk all day err day

Gentleman Doli
07-10-2013, 02:09 AM
boy being the operative word

yes, i have a penis

Gentleman Doli
07-10-2013, 02:09 AM
For Obnoxsous Bitch, "boy" was not teh "operative" word ;] :rimshot:

Cody
07-10-2013, 02:28 AM
http://api.ning.com/files/aO3lTzmKq*JRnxnJu9dgo1j1jtKzghD08qRezPyFKJpwbEAd5hwUEbpdGQxti*UDBck1CYJ-Uf6HU4fYo*LuYU18E*cdgvIc/P1070237.jpg?width=450&height=600

actual pic of doli clean shaven, trying to pick up chicks

Camoron
07-10-2013, 06:46 AM
Update: yep i definitely have a cold

always stevey
07-10-2013, 11:44 AM
Please... just stop

I know you're boning that dog girl. lmao

She's asked you to be her boyfriend

Camoron
07-10-2013, 12:51 PM
I already said that is not the case

always stevey
07-10-2013, 01:00 PM
You caught dog aids from her blubbery vagina

always stevey
07-10-2013, 01:01 PM
fat pussy area blubbermurff

Camoron
07-10-2013, 01:27 PM
no.. i didnt.

always stevey
07-10-2013, 01:28 PM
liar!

Camoron
07-10-2013, 01:29 PM
havent seen her since last wednesday

always stevey
07-10-2013, 01:30 PM
You know my situation.. Still haven't thought up any epic skype trolls to steal Jerry away from his fat girlfriend, cock hoarder.

always stevey
07-10-2013, 01:31 PM
I bet there is a good ween song to go along with this bullshit.

Camoron
07-10-2013, 01:38 PM
please dont

always stevey
07-10-2013, 01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk6B2kDljas

Cody
07-10-2013, 01:49 PM
Cag he's not lying. The girl he's seeing now has potential to actually be more fucked up than the dog fucker, but i promised cam and ramen i wouldnt tell on his shit.

always stevey
07-10-2013, 01:51 PM
Cag he's not lying. The girl he's seeing now has potential to actually be more fucked up than the dog fucker, but i promised cam and ramen i wouldnt tell on his shit.

Jesus christ he told you too?

Gentleman Doli
07-10-2013, 02:03 PM
cag and cody, camorons confidants, his msot trusted frends

always stevey
07-10-2013, 02:03 PM
you mispelled "most"

Cody
07-10-2013, 02:23 PM
Jesus christ he told you too?

not on purpose ramen was drunk and had us on a 3 way skeep

Gentleman Doli
07-10-2013, 02:41 PM
i hope my futur wife does tihs to me http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/smiling-wife-filmed-telling-hit-man-murder-option-easier-than-divorcing-husband/story-fnet09y4-1226677054310

always stevey
07-10-2013, 04:32 PM
Sure there is a ween song to go along with this forum.

Cody
07-10-2013, 04:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAzqBUNlCs

this is the only song i know by them

always stevey
07-10-2013, 04:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z67_Y1__Nzo

This has been on repeat for like 3 hours on my ipod dick

always stevey
07-10-2013, 04:38 PM
Trying to make myself insane.

Cody
07-10-2013, 07:00 PM
Trying to make myself insane.

thats easy just go on tinychat with lisa and try to talk common sense to her

Camoron
07-11-2013, 01:47 AM
Cag he's not lying. The girl he's seeing now has potential to actually be more fucked up than the dog fucker, but i promised cam and ramen i wouldnt tell on his shit.

going to a therapist does not make you more fucked up than someone who fucks dogs cody jesus fckin christ

Cody
07-11-2013, 01:49 AM
going to a therapist does not make you more fucked up than someone who fucks dogs cody jesus fckin christ

I'm not even going to discuss the details of what i'm thinking about openly cam, has nothing to do with therapy though

Camoron
07-11-2013, 01:51 AM
well thats basically all there is to tell shes pretty normal