How many times a day do you poop?

[terror baby]

today I pooped twice.

[clay]

pics

[Gentleman Doli]

i poop
Posts Per Day
11.78

[maks]

depends on how much coffee I've been drinking. on a typical day I drink a lot of coffee.

[clay]

i'll bet lolwhales goes in there afterward to see what you've been eating because he told you to stop going to lunch with that korean guy from work and god help you if theres cabbage in your squiggles

[Autistic Spectrum]

like :time: everyday at 9:30 am

[terror baby]

i'll bet lolwhales goes in there afterward to see what you've been eating because he told you to stop going to lunch with that korean guy from work and god help you if theres cabbage in your squiggles

lolwhales says you're bad at dota.

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh man, the mod sass is just flying out the door today, whooo boy

[clay]

too bad stomple and i beat the shit out of him even while we were in the middle of a full blown stompleb meltdown

[rootbeer]

half an hour after every meal, or if i ate like a ton of beef i will take three in the morning

[Autistic Spectrum]

your colon is very active, +rep i guess

[terror baby]

too bad stomple and i beat the shit out of him even while we were in the middle of a full blown stompleb meltdown
you beat him? you were on his team so that's weird.

[macpro]

i'll bet lolwhales goes in there afterward to see what you've been eating because he told you to stop going to lunch with that korean guy from work and god help you if theres cabbage in your squiggles

lol. squiggles.

[Autistic Spectrum]

did stomple start talking about john dunbar, when he starts in on dances with wolves quotes or indian poems you know he's lost it

[juji]

1 per 2 days

[StompleB]

tell lolwhales I said he's not a mensch; he's a goniff

[rootbeer]

tell lolwhales I said he's not a mensch; he's a goniff

i think you better cool your dreidel m8

[Gentleman Doli]

tell lolwhales

[Gentleman Doli]

Yo... home girl, Tell Lolwhales,

[Gentleman Doli]

Yo hey tell Lolwhales

[Gentleman Doli]

Wazzzzaaa... I got somethin to tell Lolwhales

[terror baby]

he's pooping right now

[juji]

why lolwhales never posts here? what a fag

[maks]

actually not posting here is the coolest thing he's ever done

[rootbeer]

actually not posting here is the coolest thing he's ever done

agreedo

[maks]

unless he dies, that would be cooler

[clay]

stomple and i gave him the old 1 2 snickers, he was definitely not on our team

[terror baby]

stomple and i gave him the old 1 2 snickers, he was definitely not on our team
you were on his team, shut it fatso

[BatteriWyfe]

*discusses my poo*

[clay]

im sorry you married a liar but i can tell you two things about jon: honesty, 9"

[sex with dead people]

5-7 times per day.

[terror baby]

im sorry you married a liar but i can tell you two things about jon: honesty, 9"

He isn't lying. I was there when it happened and I saw you were on his team. What does this have to do with jon?

[BatteriWyfe]

jon is pretty

[Autistic Spectrum]

too bad you are an ulgy std riddled whore, lisa, or you might have had a shot,

[rootbeer]

too bad you are an ulgy std riddled whore, lisa, or you might have had a shot,

yeah jon is so beautiful we should all consider ourselves lucky to just post with him...

[BatteriWyfe]

I'm not std riddled

and your uglier than me dp

[clay]

jons about 2 miles away from you and lightyears closer than lolwhales to giving you want you need.

had he been on my team i wouldn't have been mocking him over text. i'd have been yelling at him over mic about how much he sucked. you're either a liar or you're stupid and you cant tell which team is which. i'm sorry that you grew up in whatever backward country you did and they didnt introduce order or a numbering system until you were fully grown and plowing your date fields but thats honestly not my problem.

[BatteriWyfe]

yeah jon is so beautiful we should all consider ourselves lucky to just post with him...have you seen his eyelashes?

This is a great topic to discuss jon's hotness in

[Autistic Spectrum]

you have herpes, you are nasty as fuck, you are also insane, you have no job, you are a real catch lisa,

[BatteriWyfe]

see that?

jon gives you what you need

[Autistic Spectrum]

why you aren't married is like a huge mystery, i have no idea why u will die alone, all alone, with no family, or friends, no one to come to your funeral,,, lisa, what's the point, why do you even get out of bed everyday,,,

[BatteriWyfe]

you have herpes, you are nasty as fuck, you are also insane, you have no job, you are a real catch lisa,I do not have herpes like you say it

I get a cold sore about once a year and not even a bvlistery one, just the corner of my mouth cracks

the way you carry on it's obvious you've got a lot worse

[rootbeer]

jons about 2 miles away from you and lightyears closer than lolwhales to giving you want you need.

had he been on my team i wouldn't have been mocking him over text. i'd have been yelling at him over mic about how much he sucked. you're either a liar or you're stupid and you cant tell which team is which. i'm sorry that you grew up in whatever backward country you did and they didnt introduce order or a numbering system until you were fully grown and plowing your date fields but thats honestly not my problem.
backwards countries such as texas

[rootbeer]

have you seen his eyelashes?

This is a great topic to discuss jon's hotness in

lold

[BatteriWyfe]

why you aren't married is like a huge mystery, i have no idea why u will die alone, all alone, with no family, or friends, no one to come to your funeral,,, lisa, what's the point, why do you even get out of bed everyday,,,the reason why I'm not married certainly isn't through lack of being asked

I just don't have to take the only offer on the table like you do

[terror baby]

smdh

[Autistic Spectrum]

no-one could even celebrate his banning because this always happens

he needs to be banned for more than 24 hours, he literally and deliberately ruins the forum

there were 20 people wanting him banned and one fucktard fugly retard stalker bush-pig of mine who is literally only here to stalk and troll me in the hope that EMINEM will notice her who wanted him unbanned

whoever unbanned him.... you need to stop it he is killing the forum for everyone

he spams every topic, you can literally see the number of people drop off when he posts, no-one else wants to post in the topics or anything once that loser ruins every conversation with his ass sniffing and attention whoring, last time he posted there was literally a 10 hour gap where NO-ONE posted (this is not uncommon when the loser posts). He needs to stay banned for more than 24 hours.

He is a grown man and he does all this deliberately, he has no excuses so just ban him. Why let one fuckhead ruin a forum for 20 other people?

I'm leaving because all this loser does is follow me around the forum sniffing my ass and ruining literally every topic.

[terror baby]

I grew up in Pennsylvania you fat fuck.....

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol lisa, what junkie/felon asked you to marry him this week, are you on some sort of prison pen pal website can i see your profile please

[Autistic Spectrum]

fucktard fugly retard stalker bush-pig of mine who is literally only here to stalk and troll me in the hope that EMINEM will notice her who wanted him unbanned

[rootbeer]

smdh

its ok, i would play video games with your androgynous boyfriend hypothetically

[BatteriWyfe]

lol lisa, what junkie/felon asked you to marry him this week, are you on some sort of prison pen pal website can i see your profile pleaseI've been engaged twice and been asked plenty more times than that

I usually just say yes unless I want to dump them and then just not get married

also I don't date junkies or felons, I dump someone if they turn out to be either

[clay]

I grew up in Pennsylvania you fat fuck.....

too stupid to realize i was referring to the amish.
too obsessed with lolwhales to notice that rootbeer would lift a cadillac and win every arm wrestling championship from here to 1986 if the prize was your heart.

[rootbeer]

and they say romance is dead

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya you only get knocked up by junkies and then kill the baby but you never marry them, i am sorry i tried to besmirch your good name and standing in the community lisa

[terror baby]

too stupid to realize i was referring to the amish.
too obsessed with lolwhales to notice that rootbeer would lift a cadillac and win every arm wrestling championship from here to 1986 if the prize was your heart.

lmao you were referring to the amish? I didn't know PA was a country where people grew dates.

[BatteriWyfe]

ya you only get knocked up by junkies and then kill the baby but you never marry them, i am sorry i tried to besmirch your good name and standing in the community lisayou're a retarded loser

why do you think I dumped him?

Because he was a junky you fucking loser

unlike you dp I've dated plenty of people and not just one loser

I do not date junkies or felons

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa, sucking your teenager drug dealers dick for free weed does not really count as dateing

[clay]

i know this is kind of hard to follow but your daddy is from tehran so i kind of added the little twist. i'm sorry that i lost you there and you think i actually didnt remember the state you begged me to come to for like 3 years straight but i mean just give it time to soak in.

jilted ass bitch needs to stop acting like you didnt send me nudes in 2007 just because you got married. relax, lolwhales sucked. but it was just a game

[rootbeer]

i know this is kind of hard to follow but your daddy is from tehran so i kind of added the little twist. i'm sorry that i lost you there and you think i actually didnt remember the state you begged me to come to for like 3 years straight but i mean just give it time to soak in.

jilted ass bitch needs to stop acting like you didnt send me nudes in 2007 just because you got married. relax, lolwhales sucked. but it was just a game
you are so sad, always coming on here to flex

[always stevey]

I went on a date today. :)

[rootbeer]

how many drinks did u have?

[terror baby]

i know this is kind of hard to follow but your daddy is from tehran so i kind of added the little twist. i'm sorry that i lost you there and you think i actually didnt remember the state you begged me to come to for like 3 years straight but i mean just give it time to soak in.

jilted ass bitch needs to stop acting like you didnt send me nudes in 2007 just because you got married. relax, lolwhales sucked. but it was just a game

i would never send m0nde 2.0 nudes. ur a demented ass lil fat man.

[always stevey]

We shared a pitcher.. So like. 1 and a half pint.

[clay]

lisa implying she owns a table itt

[BatteriWyfe]

lisa implying she owns a table ittwhat? lol

where did I imply that?

Weirdo lol

[StompleB]

hey cag if you're out in the ventura territory, let me know if you're up for a platonic lunch date sometime

[always stevey]

hey cag if you're out in the ventura territory, let me know if you're up for a platonic lunch date sometime

I shall do so.

[Autistic Spectrum]

um wtf stomple i have known you for like 7 years and i come out there, u wont even get a beer with me, and you know cag for 20 mins and u are asking her out to lunch

[clay]

he wont actually go to it. i've set him up with girls before and he refuses to speak to them or meet them

[macpro]

fuck cali. your all gonna burn.

[always stevey]

How many times a day does Marco poop?

[sex with dead people]

Stay on topic fags

[always stevey]

twice a day.. once in morning.. once in the evening. :batting:

[Cody]

today I pooped twice.

with beer, 4-5, no beer 2

[always stevey]

Has anyone drank firestone double barrel ale? that makes me poop.

[Cody]

Has anyone drank firestone double barrel ale? that makes me poop.

no but they dont call budweiser buttwiper for no reason, this is why i drink PBR in a bottle

[macpro]

when I ate those bagels yesterday I had trouble. I took my cod liver oil and lubed
right up. ugh feels good to poop.

[always stevey]

no but they dont call budweiser buttwiper for no reason, this is why i drink PBR in a bottle

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[macpro]

PBR jesus.

[always stevey]

Never drank PBR..

[Cody]

Never drank PBR..

dont let hipsters fuck up your opinion of it, draft or bottle is great stuff and i dont get the shits or headaches from it.

[always stevey]

I really only drink firestone beers. (805, DBA, etc) and they usually only have 5% alcohol.

[Cody]

I really only drink firestone beers. (805, DBA, etc) and they usually only have 5% alcohol.

PBR is in that range, just try it one time, if you dont like it i'll paypal you 5 bucks.

[the president of sex]

fuck cali. your all gonna

sink

[always stevey]

Just as long as it doesn't come in a can...

[Cody]

Just as long as it doesn't come in a can...

hold on:

[Cody]

http://i.imgur.com/97KVfQI.jpg?1?5269

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

.75 dumps a day

[always stevey]

Poo with me Dan.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

i already took one when i woke up at 4pm today

[always stevey]

:O I woke up prompty at 6am.

[0mon Ra]

i had some bad chicken teriyaki last weekend that gave me diarrhea

[Dirty Harry]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa189/Eastwood100/whathefuck.gif