When Cag refused to marry me, but there another way

[juji]

1- I arrive at door of her house.
2- She may be shocked but I should calm down and explain her.
3- I offer a wine bottle instead of roses.
4- She accepted my gift and let me pass in.
5- We could hang out, finally we do something amazing.
6- Me and Cag are fallen in love.
7- Me and Cag are going to have sex.
8- Cag does a private striptease to me.
9- She is touching my little john which is reaching 6 inches.
10- She opened my pants and grabbed my dick
11- She does blowjob and increased an extra inch, 7 inches.
12- She is very good at deepthroating.
13- She is done with super blowjob, i just got another an inch, 8 inches.
14- She is prepared to do perform vaginal sex.
15- I put my dick on her vagina, fucking during 30 minutes.
16- Vaginal sex is done, I got another extra inch, 9 inches, is more thicker.
17- She is eager to do anal sex.
18- Put my dick on her anus, very clean.
19- Fucking her anal during 45 minutes and cummed inside of her anus.
20- She fingered her anus and licks her covered cum finger.
21- We are satisfied, I'm going to leave.
22- I tell her that we never see again, then goodbye.
23- The end.

[always stevey]

oh. my. god.

[Camoron]

elz copy/pasted this from me on skype, thanks for revealing my plan elz

[juji]

elz copy/pasted this from me on skype, thanks for revealing my plan elz

:bs:

[macpro]

disgusting perverted low level Mexican moron talk.

[always stevey]

marco trying to fit in

[macpro]

can't you think of anything else Claire? To much for your diseased Cali brain?

[sex with dead people]

Is it wrong for me to j/o to this?

[always stevey]

yes

[Camoron]

its Very Sexy

[sex with dead people]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TYdrfm7yal

[Cody]

www.toomuchporn.com/elz

[Gentleman Doli]

lol

[Gentleman Doli]

17- She is eager to do anal sex.
18- Put my dick on her anus, very clean.

[Camoron]

5- We could hang out, finally we do something amazing.
6- Me and Cag are fallen in love.
7- Me and Cag are going to have sex.

[sex with dead people]

I bet she left to take care of her needs...

[Cody]

at least her hair isnt all greasy

[Garfield]

and you said talking dirty to reno was gross...

[Cody]

i did? i talk dirty to reno every chance i get

[skrizach]

thread of the century

[rubycalaber]

hope cag owns a gun to shoot deaf retards on sight
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif~original

[skrizach]

she lives in California I doubt she owns a gun :rofl:

[Cody]

she lives in California I doubt she owns a gun :rofl:

i got a mossberg 500a with a stock 18 1/2" barrel on sale at Dick's in sacramento for 125 bucks, had to wait like 5 days to pick it up (2001) i was like what the fuck is this shit

[timmy]

cody, cag,cam, marco... killed the thread.
good first post though

[Cody]

so do something about it besides complain faggot

[Camoron]

cody, cag,cam, marco... killed the thread.
good first post though

wtf did i do fag

[Cody]

i think barry is taking a page from the steveyos book of bipolar :projecting:

[always stevey]

SOME RANDOM LADY DR0VE ME HOME
GOONNA EAT HER PUSSSY ONE DAY.. GONNNE FUCK YASPER

[Camoron]

dont get me wrong, cody and marco, yeh, they definitely ruined the thread, all i did was accuse elz of stelaing this from me, (the truth btw)

[Camoron]

SOME RANDOM LADY DR0VE ME HOME
GOONNA EAT HER PUSSSY ONE DAY.. GONNNE FUCK YASPER

go to bed

[Camoron]

you will regret this in the morning

[Cody]

no she wont she'll accuse you of posting off her account, because you are.

[Camoron]

shut up

[Cody]

boom, called it

[Camoron]

yes you really nailed it detective

i havent posted on her account in like a week or two

[Camoron]

i did give her that kesha avatar like 10 hours ago though

[Cody]

right cam, thats why as soon as i said something she quit posting breh...

real cag would have told dear old dad to stfu

[Camoron]

:shrug: think what you want i dont really care

[Cody]

the words of a beaten man ring true this day

[Camoron]

:projecting:

[Cody]

:projecting:

better go back and reread through your last 500 or so recent posts son, youre stomped down by a stripper who probably gave the guy who drove her home road head

oh wait that was you posting nevermind

:projecting:

[Camoron]

i dont even know what youre talking about at this point lol

[Cody]

what i mean is theres no funny in your posts, its just you obsessing over cag or bitching about something. youre obviously distraught and i hate to see you this way because i actually like you somewhat so im trying to relate to you and help, im just really really bad at relating to people, but im trying son.

[Camoron]

:yeaok:

[the president of sex]

funny thread 19/10

[jon]

fuuuuucking epic

[Cody]

fuuuuucking epic

good enough to get me mod over the hankypankium?

[lnopia the great]

no part of this thread was funny because of cody

[Cody]

shut up 'nope youre being buzzkillington

[lnopia the great]

i actually have physical reactions when i read your posts, its similar to throwing up

[lnopia the great]

actually it might just be throwing up

[Cody]

i actually have physical reactions when i read your posts, its similar to throwing up

then put me on ignore but stop being a whiny faggot

[lnopia the great]

i cant help it i cant accept that im posting with a 45 year old fagget who makes jokes ive made 8 years ago uuhhn

[Cody]

i cant help it i cant accept that im posting with a 45 year old fagget who makes jokes ive made 8 years ago uuhhn

then please repost all your best jokes and gimmicks so i can shamelessly steal them, using doli's shit is getting old

[Camoron]

gonna get ripped and play some guidl wars 2

[Cody]

i think i'll play second life and make stevey fall in love with me so i can get him rage spamming again

[lnopia the great]

that woukd be funny but steven cant love

[blumpkin blownuts]

elz please make some megathreads, about anything it doesn't even have to be interesting

[Autistic Spectrum]

1- I arrive at door of her house.
2- She may be shocked but I should calm down and explain her.
3- I offer a wine bottle instead of roses.
4- She accepted my gift and let me pass in.
5- We could hang out, finally we do something amazing.
6- Me and Cag are fallen in love.
7- Me and Cag are going to have sex.
8- Cag does a private striptease to me.
9- She is touching my little john which is reaching 6 inches.
10- She opened my pants and grabbed my dick
11- She does blowjob and increased an extra inch, 7 inches.
12- She is very good at deepthroating.
13- She is done with super blowjob, i just got another an inch, 8 inches.
14- She is prepared to do perform vaginal sex.
15- I put my dick on her vagina, fucking during 30 minutes.
16- Vaginal sex is done, I got another extra inch, 9 inches, is more thicker.
17- She is eager to do anal sex.
18- Put my dick on her anus, very clean.
19- Fucking her anal during 45 minutes and cummed inside of her anus.
20- She fingered her anus and licks her covered cum finger.
21- We are satisfied, I'm going to leave.
22- I tell her that we never see again, then goodbye.
23- The end.

cag you could have had it all and you fucked up

[Autistic Spectrum]

fuuuuucking epic
lmao

[m0nde]

thread ruined by cody trying to fit in