i need your honest opinions and dont be afraid to hurt my fellings because i just need to hear the truth once ad for all

[Garfield]

is a mini cooper a chick car even if its suprcharged?

http://images.autotrader.com/scaler/565/421/images/2013/6/21/349/101/31993671423.349101661.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.562x421.jpg

im not a big fan of the stripes but for $9k at 50k miles its not a bad deal for a grocery getter

[Garfield]

tbh my 2.0t wolfsburg jetta with premium leather seats and sirius xm is just a little too much to keep up with, its just too much car

[Garfield]

ill definitely have to buy an xm receiver for the mini but that comes at a small cost for a more practical car for me and tuna

[Garfield]

tuna's my malshi you may have sen her on cam, shes adorable but right now shes on her period so shes sleeeping in the living room and i cant bear it, i feel so alone and no amount of loaded baked potato soup and xanax can cheer me up

[Garfield]

just got done watching giada think im going to the farmers maret to pick up some fresh carrots zuchini and shallots and maybe the carneceria for some dark ground turkey meat to food process and blend into buttermilk soaked french bread and an egg and hn place in these super sweet orgsnic mini bell peppers ive been growing on my patio. sides.... hmmm...

[Garfield]

maybe a peeled and zested sicilian blood orange with olive oil and some kalamata olives

[Garfield]

i was thinking a spring salad wiht cherry tomatos and balsamic but i think it might be a little too heavy for just a brisk brunch

[Garfield]

mybe if i add candied almonds and gorgonzola hmmmm

[Garfield]

ok well ive got to go to the store guys brb with an update maybe even a cooking with garfield podcast

[Camoron]

are you seriously bragging about owning a jetta you fuckin fag

[macpro]

got a Garfled poster on my wall in my bed room.

[macpro]

ordered it from Garfled.com

[Cody]

if you just need a grocery getter thats good on gas and hauls ass try:

mazda MX-3
Ford escort hatchback (stick)
Ford fiesta (stick)
Chevrolet citation (stick)
Hyundai excel
Hyundai accent
Kia rio
mazda 323

any of those are far manlier

[always stevey]

Ford Fiesta is not manly.

[Cody]

compared to a mini cooper it is, the only things on the road faggier are scion xb's or nissan cubes

[Cody]

scion xb, if youre a pre op soccer mom this is your car

[always stevey]

Gayest car ever has to be the pacer or the pt cruiser. lol

[always stevey]

even worse porsche 928

[juji]

Honeslty, I really don't care about the cars. You whatever do want.

[Camoron]

there was a science teacher at my highschool, Mr. Bray, who was so old he taught my mom science when she was in highschool, he was really weird and talked monotonously and dyed his hair black with fucking ink or something, and he unironically belived in bigfoot and had autism or something and kids would tease him by asking him to talk about big foot and he was so gullible he would do it

he drove a purple PT Cruiser with flame decals on the side

[Camoron]

omg I saw so many porsches this weekend driving to the national cherry festival for that Styx concert

[always stevey]

there was a science teacher at my highschool, Mr. Bray, who was so old he taught my mom science when she was in highschool, he was really weird and talked monotonously and dyed his hair black with fucking ink or something, and he unironically belived in bigfoot and had autism or something and kids would tease him by asking him to talk about big foot and he was so gullible he would do it

he drove a purple PT Cruiser with flame decals on the side

It's a car for people trying to fit in lol

[macpro]

Cag takes taxi to the Bar cause she got popped DD. lol

[always stevey]

omg I saw so many porsches this weekend driving to the national cherry festival for that Styx concert

Old people love Styx. I bet Marco listens to Styx and Rush.

[Camoron]

gotta love the classics =P

[Camoron]

sorry thats a paul___ reference you wouldnt get it u aint OG enough cag

[Cody]

Old people love Styx. I bet Marco listens to Styx and Rush.

both bands had like 4 good songs each, but they are both better than yes

[fanfare]

bmw 3 series is more of a chick car than the cooper.

[Cody]

sorry mate but no the mini cooper is targeted at women and faggots thats why there are over 300 pin striping options

[Camoron]

bmw 3 series is more of a chick car than the cooper.

how is the 3 series a chick car dude come on

[Garfield]

if you just need a grocery getter thats good on gas and hauls ass try:

mazda MX-3
Ford escort hatchback (stick)
Ford fiesta (stick)
Chevrolet citation (stick)
Hyundai excel
Hyundai accent
Kia rio
mazda 323

any of those are far manlier

lol im not poor codey

[Garfield]

just wan something with a lil pep in its step

[blumpkin blownuts]

is a mini cooper a chick car even if its suprcharged?

http://images.autotrader.com/scaler/565/421/images/2013/6/21/349/101/31993671423.349101661.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.562x421.jpg

im not a big fan of the stripes but for $9k at 50k miles its not a bad deal for a grocery getter

they constantly need repairs and yes they are only for chicks, like mega-girly cheerleader sorority sluts

[blumpkin blownuts]

got a Garfled poster on my wall in my bed room.

i do too, i won it at the state fair like in '85 and i still hang it up

[blumpkin blownuts]

Gayest car ever has to be the pacer or the pt cruiser. lol

yeah definitely the pt cruiser, whatta snoozer. also its ripoff the chevy hurhur, what an ulgey POS

[blumpkin blownuts]

just wan something with a lil pep in its step

get a lexus, the newest you can afford
or cheap out and get any mid 90's lexus V6, they haul ass and don't break down
the V8's have flakey transmissions

[Dustin]

are you seriously bragging about owning a jetta you fuckin fag

[Dustin]

Goddamn imports

[Garfield]

ITS A WOLFSBURG

[Garfield]

wolvesperg

[Dustin]

wolfsburg is a town

[Dustin]

in germany where those ugly cars are made or were made

[Cody]

lol im not poor codey

i didnt say you were but for your 9 grand you could take a mx-3 and put twin turbos on it and have a sleeper...

[Dustin]

http://gyazo.com/ac0b6ae7591ba32e906d1f3a28b16d51.png

[Garfield]

i didnt say you were but for your 9 grand you could take a mx-3 and put twin turbos on it and have a sleeper...

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2009/02/17/12/06/1995_mazda_mx-3_2_dr_std_hatchback-pic-38964.jpeg

thanks for the help codey the mx3 looks amazing i think this will be the car i will spend 9000$ on

[fanfare]

camoron, to be fair, i was thinking the 3 series convertible.

mainly b/c i always see rich young chicks in them in louisiana

[clay]

to be fair fanfare was probably thinking about your thighs the entire time anyway

[Camoron]

lol im not poor codey

is that why youre lookin at buying a 9000 dollar car

[Camoron]

camoron, to be fair, i was thinking the 3 series convertible.

mainly b/c i always see rich young chicks in them in louisiana

yeah convertibles are for girls and mid life crises

[lnopia the great]

please

[maks]

if you're over 6ft and do a lot of miles get a golf tdi

[BatteriWyfe]

http://gyazo.com/ac0b6ae7591ba32e906d1f3a28b16d51.png

[Cody]

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2009/02/17/12/06/1995_mazda_mx-3_2_dr_std_hatchback-pic-38964.jpeg

thanks for the help codey the mx3 looks amazing i think this will be the car i will spend 9000$ on

I had a purple one and i loved mine, the bucket seats were amazingly comfortable and it cornered really well

[skrizach]

is a mini cooper a chick car even if its suprcharged?

http://images.autotrader.com/scaler/565/421/images/2013/6/21/349/101/31993671423.349101661.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.562x421.jpg

im not a big fan of the stripes but for $9k at 50k miles its not a bad deal for a grocery getter

what about the countryman edition is that okay to get?

[skrizach]

are you seriously bragging about owning a jetta you fuckin fag

what kind of car do you have camoron?

[Cody]

what kind of car do you have camoron?

my money is on a buick skylark

[Camoron]

what kind of car do you have camoron?
camry solara
nothing worth bragging about which is why i dont brag about it

[Cody]

camry solara
nothing worth bragging about which is why i dont brag about it

transmissions arent to great in those, trade it at 120k miles for something else or youre out 3 grand.

[Camoron]

im already nearing 140k

[Cody]

le grandma wife and her mom had identical ones for awhile, both crapped out nearing 150k i was just giving you a safe margin

[Garfield]

i decided just to go with another miata

[skrizach]

i decided just to go with another miata

smdh

[Cody]

smdh

yeah id have grabbe a 3000gt or a 240zx or a rx7 for that money lol.

hell you could prolly get a supra for that now.