im so pathetic

[Camoron]

even my imaginary date canceled on me

[Camoron]

lol

[macpro]

I love you. Wana hang out and see what happens?

[always stevey]

nothing gained nothing lost by that.

[always stevey]

oh great, here's boring marco trying to get laughs and fit in

[terror baby]

what happened to the goth girl?

[always stevey]

you are all so lucky and should be greatful to have marco posting with you.

[Camoron]

what happened to the goth girl?

shes sick

[macpro]

you are all so lucky and should be greatful to have marco posting with you.

truff.

[Camoron]

or so she claims

[Camoron]

probably faking it so she doesnt have to go on a date with me :pwn:

[terror baby]

shes sick

she's lying about being sick probably

[always stevey]

truff.

It's such a delectable treat to post with Marco. The whole forum literally lights up when Marco logs in.

[Camoron]

she's lying about being sick probably

ya most definitely

[macpro]

It's such a delectable treat to post with Marco. The whole forum literally lights up when Marco logs in.

if you want me, just pm. We can chat if you're starved for attention.

[Gentleman Doli]

nothing gained nothing lost by that.

cag; keep ur hands off MY mand!!!

[always stevey]

if you want me, just pm. We can chat if you're starved for attention.

Yeah, you're knee deep in poon, you practically have to beat the bitches off. Just show em your ham radio and the deal is sealed.

[Camoron]

please stop arguing with marco in this thread, which is about me, a real perosn, and my real problems.

[Camoron]

she's lying about being sick probably
i legitimatley believe this even thougih shes texting me right now about her car being towed when she went to get some pepto bismol for her lil tummyache or whatever

shes probably on her period

[macpro]

all the girls want my 12".

[terror baby]

i legitimatley believe this even thougih shes texting me right now about her car being towed when she went to get some pepto bismol for her lil tummyache or whatever

shes probably on her period

she's trying to cover it up

[Camoron]

cover what up

[Gentleman Doli]

Hi, girl here. Wow, I sure do hate getting periods >_< Damn! It's so annoying! Hah, I know I've acted a little weird lately but hey, I'm on my period. That's what girls do when there on there periods

[terror baby]

cover what up

she's telling you a fake story about her car being towed at the pharmacy so she doesn't look like a liar about being sick...

[Camoron]

thanx for feeding into my paranoia and insecurity :tup:

[Gentleman Doli]

ya, a tornado came in, wiped out my house, my mom she died we went to her funeral RIP, my brother got gay aids from his gay marriage that he got in san francisco so ya had to attend that for sure, im on my period, my clothes got lost at the cleaners and the water in my shower is turned off (UGH!), i lost all my makeup when my purse was stolen by a thief, and im sick too throwing up from the calzones i ate at the weding. but camoron, i DEFINITEYL, still want to go out with you,. ill txt you when im available hon <3

[terror baby]

wait til she accidentally texts you "ugh this guy just wont take a freaking hint...what should I do?"

[Camoron]

she told me eysterday she was sick

[Camoron]

wait til she accidentally texts you "ugh this guy just wont take a freaking hint...what should I do?"
:sad:

[terror baby]

why do you even care? you've never even met her.....just leave it be. In order for women to want you you have to exude confidence. Do you think I married lolwhales because he was a shitty poster? No. He was confident as hell in his whale posts and he thought he was the funniest thing to hit the forums since max golberg first created them. You should strive to be like lolwhales. He exudes confidence.

Here's what you have to do:
1. ignore her texts, just don't reply until she starts begging you to reply.
2. keep looking for bitches on that site, you aint exclusive to the hoe so why are you acting like it?
3. be confident in everything you do, tell girls about how big the shit you just took was, tell them you dont care about relationships because most bitches just get in the way of your game, tell them you're waiting for the "right one...." they all want to be the "right one" and when they try real hard to be the one for you then you just dump them until they come crawling back. let them know who's boss.

[Camoron]

lol

[Camoron]

look terror baby, youre wrong, she digs me and shes gonna go out with me, because hell, im fucking awesome.

you will see, so shut the fuck up and stop letting your shitposting husband use youra ccount

[always stevey]

a violent flash of rage...

[terror baby]

a violent flash of rage...

[Camoron]

not rage I just got my groove back

[Camoron]

deal w/ it bitches

[terror baby]

yeah bc you're taking my advice

[Camoron]

nope

[Camoron]

ive already looked at other girls on okcupid they are all either dumb quirky 19 year old bisexuals or older women that are fucking weird/dumb bitches

[Camoron]

myabe I will ask out this 19 year old girl who likes pokemon. fucking dumb bitches jhesus christ goddamn it fuck this gay earth

[Camoron]

2 more posts.

[Camoron]

lily...w assup girl, you wanna go out sometime with a tall, strong, confident, sexy bearded man?

[Gentleman Doli]

why do you even care? you've never even met her.....just leave it be. In order for women to want you you have to exude confidence. Do you think I married lolwhales because he was a shitty poster? No. He was confident as hell in his whale posts and he thought he was the funniest thing to hit the forums since max golberg first created them. You should strive to be like lolwhales. He exudes confidence.

Here's what you have to do:
1. ignore her texts, just don't reply until she starts begging you to reply.
2. keep looking for bitches on that site, you aint exclusive to the hoe so why are you acting like it?
3. be confident in everything you do, tell girls about how big the shit you just took was, tell them you dont care about relationships because most bitches just get in the way of your game, tell them you're waiting for the "right one...." they all want to be the "right one" and when they try real hard to be the one for you then you just dump them until they come crawling back. let them know who's boss.

dont hate the player, just hate the game

[Gentleman Doli]

lily...w assup girl, you wanna go out sometime with a tall, strong, confident, sexy bearded man?

She does. Thats why shes my girl freind now

[Camoron]

She does. Thats why shes my girl freind now
you wanna fight over it?

[jon]

when a girl tells you she's sick you say "hey baby that's cool listen i'm really into feet." then you wait a second. then you say "wait. what are we talking about" then you wait for her to laugh. then she will tell you that she really is sick, it's not a lie, and then you don't have to act like a faggot about it later

[jon]

if she doesn't laugh she's a faggot, find another one

[Camoron]

yeah i get the pun, she didnt actually say "im sick" though she said "im barfy and feel like shit" or soemkthing so i dont think that pun would have made any fucking sense in the context, since it relies on wrodplay, which was not actually present.

[Camoron]

but i appreciate the advice, ill remember that 1 :smiles:

[Garfield]

even my imaginary date canceled on me

yes you are a fag lol

[Gentleman Doli]

Camoron youre deprressed. Let us help you

[Gentleman Doli]

damn, look at all the hot pussy cam can score..

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Foster-s-foster-27s-home-for-imaginary-friends-258995_1024_768.jpg

[Camoron]

yes you are a fag lol

maybe i should exclusively date girls who weigh in excess of 200 lbs

[Garfield]

i am so jealous of you dating cag

[Garfield]

whens the wedding?

[Camoron]

damn, look at all the hot pussy cam can score..

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Foster-s-foster-27s-home-for-imaginary-friends-258995_1024_768.jpg

so funny im gonna be laughing all the way to the bank. the pussy bank.

[Camoron]

whens the wedding?

ask m0nde if you want to rsvp