View Full Version : The Room Commentary by Ruby, Camoron & Cag - Lisa and Plug Drugs Special Edition
rubycalaber
06-25-2013, 01:54 PM
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheRoomCommentary.mp3 (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheRoomCommentary.mp3)
after a hard days work breaking my legs in DayZ with alcoholic forum couple Cam and Cag we decided to watch one of the best movies ever made The Room together, this time it being my turn to be the awkward third wheel (just kidding I am always charismatic and funny), and record it, which is an idea I literally came up with to do with teknorat, and I literally refused to record a new podcast with tek to do this instead lmao, so download the mp3 and press play with cameron gives you the countdown to enjoy experiencing this amazing movie, which you can watch here http://viooz.co/movies/6094-the-room-2003.html (http://viooz.co/movies/6094-the-room-2003.html), as if three of your favorite posters were right there in the room with you sharing our Over The Top Banter™, but also be ready to pause your video and start again when we do since cag was so drunk and high on cocaine she kept accidentally skipping her video behind
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/TheRoom_zps01b9b9be.png~original
this commentary was so well timed, because this movie is literally about an ugly retarded loser doormat who falls in love with a histrionic woman called lisa who cheats on him and all his friends betray to him, sound familiar? yep, it's a documentary on plug drugs downfall
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/plugdrugs_zpsb23932e5.gif~original
which is happening right now, and even predicts how it will definitely end (hint: what plug drugs keeps saying he's going to do to himself :suicide:) so for once one of my shitty threads is actually relevant, since this commentary is one big lisa and plug drugs joke, funny, right? but they aren't the only posters mentioned! we discuss marks, stomple, m0nde, dp, barry, deso, elz, gush, iwascruel and many more throughout, are you a-list enough to get a namedrop too? only one way to find out! ask stomple because he's the only one pathetic enough to actuall-I mean listen to it yourself!
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:04 PM
why are you guys talking about me, when i'm not there, that's very rude,
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:04 PM
edit all the parts where you talk about me into one mp3, and i might get around to listening to it,
macpro
06-25-2013, 02:06 PM
I knew Cag went for the negros.
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:07 PM
ugh i clicked it, cag's a drunken whore, who can't work a computer, god dammit
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:08 PM
could not hit close quick enough
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:09 PM
jesus christ
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:09 PM
why is cag so much louder in skype
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:10 PM
its so weird, its like a brand new world, cag cusrsing liek a sailor, talking at a level u can actualy understand her
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:11 PM
ya i understood her, and i hated her even more, it's like god is watching over tinychat, making it so you can't hear her, because she's a terrible person
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:12 PM
am i mentioned in this
macpro
06-25-2013, 02:12 PM
drinks Old English.
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:14 PM
you can upload the mp3 to youtube and have it transcribe it automatically then you can crtl f yourself but since ruby has such a terrible accent and cag just slurs and swears it prob will not work too well and i don't know if it will translate cameron kissing cag's finely toned stripper ass, either,
always stevey
06-25-2013, 02:20 PM
idc lol
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:20 PM
[guy opens door in movie]
Ruby: OH HOLY SHIT THE DOOR JUST OPENED
Cag; Omg!!! The door. Opeend. And deso trolled me haha!
Camoron: Haha, Cag, what did you just say? What are you typing? Cag, cag, Ca
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:21 PM
this is mst3k level shit
always stevey
06-25-2013, 02:21 PM
i'm having a panic attack
Good repair, I like this thread
Camoron
06-25-2013, 02:23 PM
this is the best podcast youve ever done by far
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:24 PM
ya i will never know if that's true or not because there's no way in fuck i will ever listen to it
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:26 PM
actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say
they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:27 PM
this is also no a podcast even by the loose definition of the word podcast, this a gentle 7 foot giant who grows everday and who def has a vampire gf irl, a drunken midget coke whore, and an actual autistic retard watching a movie,
doli next tiny chat remeind me to record the tinychat into an mp3 and then post it and call it a podcast,
Howard Dean
06-25-2013, 02:27 PM
I want to make a podcast that is a commentary on this podcast
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:28 PM
I want to make a podcast that is a commentary on this podcast
im unironically down
actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say
they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]
merci!
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 02:29 PM
ok next tinychat i will upload the mp3 to youtube then we can all watch it in tinychat and comment on how fucking gay ruby cag and cam are, and call it a podcast
Howard Dean
06-25-2013, 02:29 PM
I'm unironically going to kill mysefl
Camoron
06-25-2013, 02:30 PM
a ruby podcast thread that actually gets replies, guess you should ditch teknorat and do it with Team Cagmoron from now on
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:30 PM
cag: i remember trolling rootbeer under camorons account and m0nde called us on it, i was like youre so unfunny i hate you
camoron: i think it was ruby that exposed you
cag: haha it was ruby! that exposed me
ruby: cuz you told me to
camoron: shhh
cag: that was funny ahaha
me while transcribing this: epic skype trolls ftw
cag: this lisa is more manipulative than anyway
ruby: thats the difference this lisa is manipulative, our lisa is a fucking diot and just gets tricked over and over again
Howard Dean
06-25-2013, 02:30 PM
yeh bro lets do this :rockout::rockout::rockout::rockout:
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:32 PM
damn, cag is using some gendered slurs now and doing a lisa voice impression she sounds rly mad
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:34 PM
camoron: dude is plug drugs for real right now, is this like a self parody what the fuck [ed: while literally doing the exact same thing to cag for the last 2-3 months]
ruby: no he is, he is i thought he was no its real
camoron: this is like poe's law territory i cant even tell anymore
ruby: this is real life
camoron: cag why does your shit always get so far behind
ruby: she has to skip back to listen to audio she missed, this video is so good
cag: i dont know i push buttons [ed: lol]
Garfield
06-25-2013, 02:34 PM
i cant get them to sync up just gonna watch pink floyd and wizard of oz instead
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:36 PM
k those are basically the only interesting parts, the rest is camoron, cag, and ruby trying to make sure there synced up, because despite going thru like 5 hours worth of work to make cag actualy audible with audio editing, he is seemingly incapable of editing out the parts where they synch up for 5 hours
always stevey
06-25-2013, 02:36 PM
bracin self for ownage
Camoron
06-25-2013, 02:38 PM
spoiler alert: cag passes out at the end
Howard Dean
06-25-2013, 02:38 PM
does she died
always stevey
06-25-2013, 02:39 PM
*fucking marks thread read*
Garfield
06-25-2013, 02:40 PM
doli can you please type out everything they are saying, im a visual learner
Garfield
06-25-2013, 02:41 PM
cag tomatos make your pussy stink
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:42 PM
cag: oh camoron i deleted lisa form your friends list im sorry
ruby: good youve done me a favor
camoron: she wasnt on me friends list was she when did you delete her
cag: i think it was a couple of days ago when i deleted m0nde from your firends list
camoron: why the fuck you are doing this shit
ruby: why are you betraying to him
cag: i had access to your account you can delete anyone you want from my account
camoron: i know i asked you if i could delete cody and you were like ok and i was like ok
ruby: but she loves cody and wants him to paint her house
camoro: she readded him the next day
cag: i told him to crawl out of the house to climb down the ladder because he was painting dude
oh my god even typign the words maekes me wnat to kill my self,
Camoron
06-25-2013, 02:42 PM
lol @ people actually listening to this bullshit
always stevey
06-25-2013, 02:43 PM
thinking about rage quitting any second here.
Howard Dean
06-25-2013, 02:43 PM
going to relisten to it once i finish
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:43 PM
camoron: marks98 used to be plug drugs friend but then they had a fight and thats what happens in this movie, spoiler alert
ruby: it really is an allegory for forum drama its just as fuckin shit
camoron: they got into a fight over lisa, same thing that happens its like a parallel
ruby: its a dep metaphor
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:44 PM
ya this is rly biting comentary here u guys, keep it up, lmao ive never laughed so hard, camoron telling me what the ppl in the movie are about to do, cag not talking for 10 minutes at a time bcause she has either passed out or has lost her place in the movie, 500000 resynchs, ruby talking like highlander
always stevey
06-25-2013, 02:46 PM
okay it's been good guys, i just remembered i had something to do. bye now.
Camoron
06-25-2013, 02:46 PM
is this what they call sarcasm?
Howard Dean
06-25-2013, 02:47 PM
cag pls dont go
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:49 PM
now camoron is being like Helga from hey arnold and telling cag to get her shit together and cag is sayeing she has ADHD
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 02:51 PM
cag: plug drugs was wearing sunglasses the other day bcause he was crying
camoron: or hes a vampire [ed: like my girlfrend ;]}
ruby: he needs to hide blood i wish i was watching true blood
cag: dont they cry blood in true bloood
me while transcribing this: true blood, is literally, a soap opera for old 35 year old house wifes to fantasize about their hot supernatural boyfrends or whatever
Camoron
06-25-2013, 02:52 PM
ahaha you must be kidding aren't you
Ironically, cag really hates about vampires
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 03:01 PM
cag is teling the riveting story of how she was trying to get coke and this guy named pepe left the bar and she said pepe, i hate you and shes explaining how pepe got paranoid when she asked him about coke
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 03:02 PM
now cag is saying she hasnt washed her hair for 5 days. lmao
Gentleman Doli
06-25-2013, 03:03 PM
and she says that makes her feel like lisa, and i dont knwo why, lisa washes her hair like 5 times each day
Garfield
06-25-2013, 03:07 PM
lisas hair is always wet
rootbeer
06-25-2013, 03:20 PM
....gay
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
06-25-2013, 03:22 PM
cant namesearch mp3s f u ruby
Garfield
06-25-2013, 04:04 PM
synopsis:
cag has self esteem issues
camoron is a stomple alt
ruby has run out of 9/11 jokes
Camoron
06-25-2013, 05:56 PM
StompleB alt :rofl: oh man I'm so owned
Don't let StompleB rapes cag
Autistic Spectrum
06-25-2013, 06:47 PM
dear cag,
get a fucking clue,
dear cameron
get away from cag,
dear ruby,
ugh ugh ugh
Camoron
06-25-2013, 08:50 PM
Don't let StompleB rapes cag
didnt you say you were in california
Camoron
06-25-2013, 08:50 PM
Don't let StompleB rapes cag
didnt you say you were in california
I have a house in California
StompleB
06-25-2013, 08:56 PM
pronounced wiss-oh
StompleB
06-25-2013, 08:59 PM
also wtf, desolation made us watch that terrible porn* movie
doli next tiny chat remeind me to record the tinychat into an mp3 and then post it and call it a podcast,
that's actually pretty funny
StompleB
06-25-2013, 09:02 PM
ruby stop eating :popcorn: in your chair you deviant
"christian chandler welsh" fuck u ruby
StompleB
06-25-2013, 09:58 PM
god dammit
pronounced wiss-oh
from what?
BatteriWyfe
06-25-2013, 10:06 PM
actual audio transcription, ill be doign this, if they talk about u, then u better read all the zany things cag has got to say
they talk about lisa for 12 hrs, and how garfield has the hots for lisa apparently,
cag: i dont really think garfield is hot though i think
ruby: hes a cutie pie, he looks like neil harris or whatever
cag: but neil patrick harris is gay
ruby: yeah but, he also looks like a gay twink, he looks like a twink who would be hot in gay porn but hes straight apparently
cag: well the thing about garfield is i would, he is just, well i dont know, hes not manly
ruby: well so some women like cuz theyre closet pedophiles and want to molest little kids so they just date effeminate men
cag: i dont know i guess thats why he dates fat girls i dont know, thats what i heard i heard from tim i heard tim say it
ruby: its true
camoron: its a running joke
cag: omg shes like 200 pounds and rootbeer is like oh no shes normal,
ruby: well rootbeer would say that because hes american and normalizes obesity
cag: rootbeer is like fucking 800 pounds i hate rootbeer ive always hated him ive never liked that guy
camoron: you changed, you fucking said you liked that guy youre so fucking full of shit [while salivating]
cag: i think i was drunk tee-hee!
camoron: youre drunk right now youre always drunk
cag: i know i always say i like something but i hate them the next day
camoron: Cag please sex to me [editors note; this is just speculation, I "read between hte lines" of the akwward silence that followed]
cag isn't even hot
http://i.imgur.com/GcbNfaP.jpg
she is an average looking half-wit of a greasy shovel faced scag who is jealously obsessed with other women.
Ramen for me thanks
you leftovers can sit there with the greasy loser cag and discuss me for 12 hours all you like.
I've got cool girls, cool nice actually hot girls who lick butt and pretty sexy boys.
You've got... well.... this.
lol cag has cone tits
more tits than lisa will ever have, even with surgery
Her wind farm can afford to buy new body transformation
Her wind farm can afford to buy new body transformation
according to peter quinn shoving a hose up her ass will supply the whole island with natural gas
Camoron
06-25-2013, 10:48 PM
lol, cag is the one who is jealously obsessed, and not you lisa, who post about her all the time, yeah
BatteriWyfe
06-25-2013, 10:57 PM
lol, cag is the one who is jealously obsessed, and not you lisa, who post about her all the time, yeahuh dickhead
I do not post about cag
as I have said many times before for her every 200 posts about me I respond to maybe 1.
She was posting non-stop about me at RH for literally a year after I left there
she came to this forum pretending to be me and then making every second post about me
a search on her topics and posts shows as much in case you haven't noticed you moron
oh and not to mention her pathetic comments about ramen and terror baby
there is a difference between what cag tells you camoron and what actually goes on
she is the biggest fucking loser woman in the forum, I've known her longer than you and she has always been pathetically jealously obsessed with any other women who get any attention.
as if this topic isn't enough proof of that do a search on her topics and posts you moron.
Also she is just gross, no thanks. Thank god she only ever goes on cam when it's dark.
Camoron
06-25-2013, 11:01 PM
yes, i rememebr when cag wrote a 500 word essay about why lisa was a slurry slag
BatteriWyfe
06-25-2013, 11:03 PM
yes, i rememebr when cag wrote a 500 word essay about why lisa was a slurry slagoh there is more than 500 posts she's made about me since the start and before you even knew her you fucking retard
I'm just not interested, loser
excuse for me for being capable of writing a whole paragraph on anything, 500 words on cag though? Um no. "Slurry slag" kind of sums it up.
Camoron
06-25-2013, 11:05 PM
somebody sounds a tad riled
lol, cag is the one who is jealously obsessed, and not you lisa, who post about her all the time, yeah
this post got a book in reply, i'd say cam's onto something
sex with dead people
06-25-2013, 11:27 PM
she came to this forum pretending to be me and then making every second post about me
Can't really blame her. Anybody who can turn some kid into a suicidal crybaby, turn an entire forum against him, and have no remorse seems to be pretty fucking awesome in my book.
sex with dead people
06-25-2013, 11:37 PM
Cag is better than Lisa
Cag can't make grown men cry and slit their wrists...
Cag can't make grown men cry and slit their wrists...
Thats harsh
Cag can't make grown men cry and slit their wrists...
give it time i mean cam hasnt been at it for over half a year like plugdrugs
sex with dead people
06-26-2013, 12:38 AM
I hope you're right...
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
06-26-2013, 12:40 AM
i still dont know who you really are sex with dead people
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
06-26-2013, 12:41 AM
i have assumed you were gush or killgreys or something for like the last 6 months
Gentleman Doli
06-26-2013, 12:44 AM
hes nicaraguan sales
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
06-26-2013, 12:45 AM
nicaraguan NIGGER sales
sex with dead people
06-26-2013, 12:45 AM
killgreys didn't exist.
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
06-26-2013, 12:46 AM
none of you exist youre all hallucinations in my head
Camoron
06-26-2013, 12:54 AM
give it time i mean cam hasnt been at it for over half a year like plugdrugs
lol, that would be prty epic.
lol, that would be prty epic.
time will tell cagoron :time:
now camoron is being like Helga from hey arnold and telling cag to get her shit together and cag is sayeing she has ADHD
Camoron
07-26-2013, 09:00 PM
thanks for the memoeries robbie
Camoron
07-26-2013, 09:01 PM
gonna miss u cagatha
Gentleman Doli
08-18-2013, 09:49 PM
[guy opens door in movie]
Ruby: OH HOLY SHIT THE DOOR JUST OPENED
Cag; Omg!!! The door. Opeend. And deso trolled me haha!
Camoron: Haha, Cag, what did you just say? What are you typing? Cag, cag, Ca
lol
rubycalaber
08-18-2013, 10:27 PM
I actually remembered that post a few days ago and lis'd it was a very g1
Ruby come back and post you fuck
none of you exist youre all hallucinations in my head
steveyos666
06-03-2014, 06:33 AM
ruby posts on fjs
ruby doesn't want to associate with such cyberbullies
Autistic Spectrum
06-03-2014, 02:11 PM
really glad ruby stopped posting here and making these terrible podcasts
I'm gonna just have to dominate you and make you remember who's boss
well not you its just a message i got in my facebook
Autistic Spectrum
06-03-2014, 02:14 PM
do you ever think that you and lisa could be friends, and prehaps that friendship could blossom into something more,
Camoron
06-03-2014, 05:08 PM
cag, hi cag
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