bringing the roman empire back from the ashes

[timmy]

started with two provinces and took over half the ottomans :doom:

[Camoron]

lo

[Camoron]

l

[Camoron]

Why did you wait so long to make a thread about it

[steveyos]

is this a video game thread

[Gentleman Doli]

what about the moors?

[Camoron]

i like how giddy tim gets about eu3

[Camoron]

youre welcome tim

[Gentleman Doli]

ya... except ur playing with teh wrong mods, tim. go google eu3+, it's way better bcause it creates "le pretty borders"

[Camoron]

does it work with Divine Wind

[Gentleman Doli]

yha

[Autistic Spectrum]

is it like mario cart for the 3ds i am pretty pro at mario kart, for the 3ds, beat all the circuits,

[Camoron]

its a game for autists

[Camoron]

thats why doli and tim and i love it so much

[timmy]

im like in the top 20 most powerful nations but my land tech is lagging behind a bit, those scummy arabs keep fucking around and trying to reconquest me

[Camoron]

are you still catholic

[timmy]

just so you know , DP, its a grand strategy and i chose the roman empire like 10 years before the eastern empire was completely gone from existence, and i took over the turks by making a massive navy and blockading the black sea so the turks couldnt reinforce their armies...
you do that when theyre being attacked by the timurs and you find the perfect time to strike

[Camoron]

dude youre playing as the byzantines just fucking say so

[Gentleman Doli]

just so you know , DP, its a grand strategy and i chose the roman empire like 10 years before the eastern empire was completely gone from existence, and i took over the turks by making a massive navy and blockading the black sea so the turks couldnt reinforce their armies...
you do that when theyre being attacked by the timurs and you find the perfect time to strike

dont care about the gay nerd game, all i care about is call of duty modern warfare 3

[timmy]

are you still catholic

no im protestant now and 90% of my provinces are... it has better perks than being catholic or reformed, you get +10% national tax mod and +10% production mod, i would rather the money...

my economy is so stable now that i gain 120 each year with zero minting, and i got my third new idea as the national bank so i can finally fuck that inflation off

[timmy]

dude youre playing as the byzantines just fucking say so

i call them spartans

[Camoron]

lol, youre wasting ideas on economics

[Autistic Spectrum]

i collect real arcade games i play those and i have a wiiu/3ds i am the most casual of gamers known to man

[timmy]

lol, youre wasting ideas on economics

my ideas
1. military drill
2. constriptcioont
3. national bank
4. camorons a fag

[Camoron]

why didnt you take the one to reduce ship building time/cost you need ships if youre playing as the byzantines lol

[timmy]

grand army will be my 4th idea

[timmy]

why didnt you take the one to reduce ship building time/cost you need ships if youre playing as the byzantines lol

i have 60 boats mate, i dont need anymore, and im so rich now it doesnt matter, i prefered the +1 land morale over the ship building, only castille and england and france, are the only three countries with a greater navy, suck my dick fag

[timmy]

should i stay empire, get +0.25 morale for armies and 0.5 magistraters, or change to feudal monarchy and get +10 nationla manpower and +20 landforcelimits

[Autistic Spectrum]

when you win wars do you get to rape there women,/ make people slaves

[Camoron]

if youre already an empire you shouldnt need extra manpower. then again i think the byzantines start as an Empire despite only having 2 provinces lol

[timmy]

if youre already an empire you shouldnt need extra manpower. then again i think the byzantines start as an Empire despite only having 2 provinces lol

yes... an empire... the roman rempire... you retard

[Camoron]

youre not the fucking roman empire tim youre the byzantine empire, yes there is a distinction

[Gentleman Doli]

tim download eu3+

[steveyos]

second life is for pro gamers let me know when you get off this casual train

[rootbeer]

play me on aoe3 see what happens

[Camoron]

lol not even remotely the same game

[Camoron]

the level of autism required to play EU3 exists only in a tiny percentage of the people on earth... aoe is casual in comparison

[timmy]

youre not the fucking roman empire tim youre the byzantine empire, yes there is a distinction

they are almost the same thing, stop being a fucking nerd

[timmy]

It is the Eastern part of the Roman Empire, which survived after the breakup of the Western Empire in the 5th century CE.

Scholars have called the empire Byzantine after the ancient name of its capital, Byzantium. In official terminology of the time, it was simply Roman, and its subjects were Romans and they maintained Roman traditions, symbols, and institutions.

[timmy]

vampire loli girlfriend fag

[timmy]

tim download eu3+

nope, i enjoy vanilla eu3 as it is

[Camoron]

get on steam

[Gentleman Doli]

nope, i enjoy vanilla eu3 as it is

it actually sucks, sorry

[Gentleman Doli]

if u think eu3 is hard or challenging or that doing the gay thing ur doing with the byzantines is in any way hard, then ur dead wrong

[Cody]

ok this thread made me want to play civilization IV on chieftain lvl

[steveyos]

how about second life

[juji]

two questions:


1- What's EU3?

2- Did you know about Greek fire?

[timmy]

two questions:


1- What's EU3?

2- Did you know about Greek fire?

a grand strategy game.

this is how big ive gotten byzantine so far, ive ran ottomans down the middleeast:rock:http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/633036385761584419/DD5AC95AC0A325B59911D0A054EED42D91564203/1024x576.resizedimage

[timmy]

also the papal state dissolved lmao they dont even exist anymore

[Camoron]

276k men and youre taking ideas for manpower :rofl:

[Camoron]

Tim wanna play eu3 multiplayer

[juji]

Good, but you evaded my second question

[timmy]

276k men and youre taking ideas for manpower :rofl:

are you dumb? i just got ALL the original byzanitine provinces back and i passed a national decision that increased it a further 25% for 200 years, now i have 337k manpwoer cap, i can go to war and reinforce/recruit for so long no one can fuck with me now

[timmy]

Good, but you evaded my second question

what is it is it some sort of gay sex disease

[juji]

what is it is it some sort of gay sex disease

It proves you don't know anything about Byzantine empire

[Dustin]

started from the bottom now we here

[Camoron]

are you dumb? i just got ALL the original byzanitine provinces back and i passed a national decision that increased it a further 25% for 200 years, now i have 337k manpwoer cap, i can go to war and reinforce/recruit for so long no one can fuck with me now

Yeh my point is you don't need that much manpower

[timmy]

It proves you don't know anything about Byzantine empire
you came in here just to ask about history questions? jeez no one cares elz now give me a big wet kiss thats all i care about

Yeh my point is you don't need that much manpower
retard, i just put two large alliances into submission and was over 60% war capacity by the end of it, thats how important it is, i was at war with like 11 smaller countries at once at one point if i ran out of manpower i would have been fucked

[Gentleman Doli]

Tim lets play Multi

[timmy]

i would play multi another day i cant be bothered not being able to pause it whenever i want to go do something around the house or something or read some shit in the game

[timmy]

me you and cam could play one day but i would probably take one of you over if i got strong enough

[rootbeer]

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[juji]

you came in here just to ask about history questions? jeez no one cares elz now give me a big wet kiss thats all i care about


It makes sense, isn't possible to rename Byzantine Empire to Timmotius Empire?

[Camoron]

play multiplayer right now timbo you fucking fag

[BatteriWyfe]

Why did you wait so long to make a thread about itLOL