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Autistic Spectrum
06-24-2013, 08:12 PM
as soon as i got out of my car, i saw 3 fat dumpy spics talking in spic talk and i thought Ramens family sure is fat,

i then saw some strung out looking kid pushing carts, and plug drugs i thought of you buddy,

then was i was walking through the isles to get to the automotive section i passed the pharmacy and i saw a guy in a lab coat talking to a 90 year old lady, i thought man general doli must meet some pretty hot babes at work/maybe he will end up hooking up with plug drugs grandma,

then i passed the computer isles' i saw a web cam for 20 bucks, i picked it up thinking about how lisa wants me to get on cam really bad on tinychat,, i then made it to the oil isle got my marine grade 2 cycle oil, and headed for the checkout,

i went in the express lane since i only had 2 items oil and a webcam seconds before the fat lady(Thought of stevey's mom working 2 jobs to support him till she dies) scanned the webcam i blurted out U Know what i don't think i need that webcam i'm sorry can you please not ring that up, she look annoyed(i thought of lisa and how she always looks annoyed) and i smirked a devlish little grin, and whispered quokka under my breath,

blumpkin blownuts
06-24-2013, 08:14 PM
i was there too buying whatever various sundries immortal guys need

blumpkin blownuts
06-24-2013, 08:14 PM
god i need a new gimmick

Autistic Spectrum
06-24-2013, 08:15 PM
just got a gallon of 2 cycle oil it should last me well past this summer. no web cam, i had more than enough money to buy one tho,,

macpro
06-24-2013, 08:21 PM
all those cretins will be storming your house wanting to eat your wife and children when the

SHTF.

Autistic Spectrum
06-24-2013, 08:22 PM
i own many many guns, have my hosue fully boobey traped marco, but thanks you for your concern

macpro
06-24-2013, 08:24 PM
all it takes is one molotov.

Autistic Spectrum
06-24-2013, 08:27 PM
i acutally put these metal storm window things u can pull down(think of like a shop has on main street when they close) cause of the high winds and huge storms around here, and my house is stone so ya try it, i live in a fortress, and have the lawn wired with c4 and next to my bug out bag i have to remote detonator,,,

blumpkin blownuts
06-24-2013, 08:27 PM
my starter home is goign to be an old missle silo

macpro
06-24-2013, 08:28 PM
ATF know about that?

Autistic Spectrum
06-24-2013, 08:29 PM
ya if u can find one and have the time/money to reno it, that would be kick ass to have 100,000 sq feet of space, and 1960's computers in your house

Autistic Spectrum
06-24-2013, 08:30 PM
what my c4, marco i don't acutally have c4 or storm windows i am not telling the truth expect that my house is made out of stone

Autistic Spectrum
06-24-2013, 08:30 PM
if the world ends so be it i am not one to go against the flow marco, you fucking werdio

Autistic Spectrum
06-24-2013, 08:32 PM
rare pic of marco

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090910/13-Dale-King-Hill_l.jpg

steveyos
06-24-2013, 08:33 PM
little bit of ramen, little bit of me, so close but that lisa slipped in there

sex with dead people
06-24-2013, 09:31 PM
I've never rode a boat before

rootbeer
06-24-2013, 09:32 PM
I've never rode a boat before

boat posting