Camoron's fake match.com 99 precent vampire girlfriend, thread where we discuss among other things on how he lies about his heig

[Autistic Spectrum]

t and sexual exploits on the internet,

[Camoron]

i am literally talking to her right now, waht of it

[Autistic Spectrum]

get her to post here, u get all your other friends like brocci avatar guy and that other guy to post here, why not you fake match.com gf

[steveyos]

there's a hole in the bucket dear camoron dear camoron there's ahole in teh bucket, in the bucket a holeeeeeeeee (where your lies are falling out all over the floor. you fucking sicken me.(

[Camoron]

Cameron: so I was on a date with a girl and she sprained her ankle while we were walking downtown
she was having a hard time walking on it so I literally picked her up and carried her back to my car


VAMPRIEGIRL: Aww


Cameron: and yeah. Then I took her back home and carried her in
That's basically it lol
Not a very long story


VAMPIREGIRL: Lol well that very nice :)


Cameron: maybe I should embellish a bit
add a dragon I had to fight off
He was 100 feet tall if he was a foot


VAMPIREGIRL: Lol! Aw yeah XP man I'm gunna attempt the nectarine again, wish you could stay its stickiness :-P


Cameron: is it sticky icky
Why don't you cut it up first?


VAMPGURL69: Cuz I don't have a knife atm lol


Cameron: :(
Keep me updated on Nectarine Watch 2013

VAMPGURL9000: Lol! Well I've found out that if I suck while eating it totes helps :-P

[Autistic Spectrum]

we would think u where cool with out being a 7'4 and having girls you meet on dateing sites texting you camereon you and cag man lately you guys are like the david becamame and tat spice girl of rubynetns

[Autistic Spectrum]

resorting to fake chat logs, how low can you sink,

[Camoron]

and yes, I lie about my ehight, i will admit it, I am only 6'5 and 3/4,

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I made one of those free dating site profiles once I only got messages from crazy cat ladies and 300 lb black women I figured maybe I just look like shit so I changed my picture to the first google result for male model and got messages from twice as many 300 lb black women and crazy cat ladies

[steveyos]

shut the fuck up cam

[Camoron]

cag is texting me right now and idk what shes talking about

[Autistic Spectrum]

tell her, that i think she's hot as fuck and i don't care what marco or monde think

[Camoron]

surprise surpise shes drunk

[steveyos]

tell her to text me 401-400-2FJS (2357)

[steveyos]

ugh I got a sick feeling in my stomach the day I found out monde and cag actually knew each other, that the whole time he was calling her shovel face and bb and stuff it was actually true, not that cag has a shovel face but tha they actually talked to eachother, that's major points lost for cag, gross

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is an angel sent from heaven, she landed right here in the candy crew, and my heart,,

[Camoron]

tell her yourself her phone number is 772 840 6336

[Autistic Spectrum]

ugh I got a sick feeling in my stomach the day I found out monde and cag actually knew each other, that the whole time he was calling her shovel face and bb and stuff it was actually true, not that cag has a shovel face but tha they actually talked to eachother, that's major points lost for cag, gross

cag's orginal nickname was codey jr, cause her and cody talk alot, and where like best fourm friends when she first started posting(so much cag and cody rep boosting going on) and she also activly talks to marco, flagger chat etc, oh and don't forget speh, SPEH IS HER MASTER

[steveyos]

tell her yourself her phone number is 772 840 6336

dude there's no way someone like cag would want her real number posted here and you wouldn't post it you're not that kinda guy, that's probably the fbi and ctu and don't do that kinda stuff to me I dont' deserve it

[Camoron]

or SPATH 0 NEDM

[Camoron]

lol XD

[steveyos]

cag's orginal nickname was codey jr, cause her and cody talk alot, and where like best fourm friends when she first started posting(so much cag and cody rep boosting going on) and she also activly talks to marco, flagger chat etc, oh and don't forget speh, SPEH IS HER MASTER

all of those people combined are ALMOST as bad as monde, the fact that all of them, fucking even just monde and cody alone, just thos two, it doesn't make me hate her it makes me feel so bad for her honestly I wish she woulda actually posted at fjs so she could see what it's like to not be surrounded by such misery

[Camoron]

633 644 8537

[Camoron]

^ ehr real number

[Autistic Spectrum]

epic trolls, abound,,

[steveyos]

cam please, 401-400-2FJS just tell her, I dont' even have my phone on nor do I have a tab open for google.com/voice nor do I have my windows live mail program open, so

[Camoron]

oh my god i literally thought this was general doli in this thread the entire tie heh wow

[steveyos]

but I wanna know, that one day, when I bother to check my email or turn my phone on or whatever, that here will be a text fromcag, hopefully saying something like "fjs wins again" or "I wanna trade your soul" or something gay like that, cause all she does is hang out witht eh wrost posters, so I know it'll suck, but still....

[steveyos]

I know he needs to stop copying my postin gstle

[Gentleman Doli]

Cameron: is it sticky icky

[Gentleman Doli]

even in his madeup imaginary world where he can be whatever he wants camoron sounds like a psusy lmao

[Camoron]

Cameron: So what do you think about going out sometime...


VMAPIREGIRL0: That'd be cool :)


Sent at 23:31 on Saturday
Cameron: Yes it would... when might you be free?


VMAPIRE GIRL: Well I'm busy through Monday but after then I'm free

[Autistic Spectrum]

she;s free,except for the 200 dollars you will have to pay to have sex with her

[Gentleman Doli]

Well Im busy Monday, Tuesyad, Wednesday, Thurdsyay, Friday, Satruday, Sunday, and every day from now until the end of known existence as foretold by hte Prophet (PBUH) and the arrival of the MEssiah Isah and the Mahdi but after that I will def be free :grin:

[Autistic Spectrum]

anytime really is good for me, just as long as you are not there,

[Camoron]

xD oh, u guys

[Camoron]

hey lisa. i see you lurking, you can be my vampire girl, if you wanted. read my pm, hon.

[Camoron]

it is of vital improtance.

[steveyos]

even in his madeup imaginary world where he can be whatever he wants camoron sounds like a psusy lmao

[Camoron]

even in his madeup imaginary world where he can be whatever he wants camoron sounds like a psusy lmao

a pussy who has a date on saturday

[steveyos]

fag

[Camoron]

Mahdi more like m0nde

[rubycalaber]

can I send you a vile of my blood for her to try to see if she'd like to bite me?

[Gentleman Doli]

FUCK the mods and the amdins

[Camoron]

vial*

[Camoron]

can I send you a vile of my blood for her to try to see if she'd like to bite me?

Yes.

[Camoron]

you have to ban plug drugs first though

[rubycalaber]

make a poll asking if I should ban plug drugs for his own good and I will do whatever it says when I wake up tomrrow

[Camoron]

fucking do it now or he will be DEAD tomorrow

[Camoron]

ruby
you are leaving a mans life to chance
its disgusting

[always stevey]

fucking do it now or he will be DEAD tomorrow

^__^

[steveyos]

FUCK the mods and the amdins

[Camoron]

this is not a funny joke

[Camoron]

ban plug drugs, ban lisa, delete my account, unban plug drugs, give me his account, ill post about nietzsche, then kill myslef

[always stevey]

ban plug drugs, ban lisa, delete my account, unban plug drugs, give me his account, ill post about nietzsche, then kill myslef

funny

[Autistic Spectrum]

merge me and cag's account, i want to become her and i want her to become me,,, call the merged accoutn, dcagp

[Camoron]

Thank you. That is a normal reaction when something is funny, to say the word "funny" out loud, it doesn't come across as condescending and sarcastic at all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

that was nf

[Camoron]

that was nf

I know.

[always stevey]

I forgot what we were talking about. Carry on.

[Gentleman Doli]

Cag!

[Gentleman Doli]

Cag now that u and camoron are orver will u Do the SEx ala borat to me on PMrivate mEssage

[Camoron]

vampire girlfirend

[Camoron]

Indeed

[always stevey]

great thread

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, what did you do this weekend,

[steveyos]

funny

[Camoron]

great thread

^__^

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag did you hang out with your liberal friends,

[always stevey]

i dont know

[Camoron]

i hope she has autism :hyper: that will make things go more smoothly

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can't remember, or you don't want to have an actual conversation with me or you drank so much you blacked out and just sort of woke up in front of your computer not knowing how you got there not knowing where you've been, cag,,,

[always stevey]

don't know if they're liberal or not and i wouldn't care either way

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't you talk about current events like how the nsa reads all your email and rubynet pm's , what do you even talk to them about i talk about religion and politics with my friends

[always stevey]

these are weird questions

[Autistic Spectrum]

you ever go down to san diego with your buddys and just take in the sites, of san deigo,,

[always stevey]

why would someone want to do that?

[Autistic Spectrum]

san diego is really nice, guess you don't have a lot of time, in between drinking yourself into a stupor day in and day out,

[always stevey]

No. I'd much rather go to LA then you can visit san diego for the day then go back to LA afterwords.

[Camoron]

why would you want to go to LA lmao wha ta shithole

[Camoron]

at least thats what i hear

[Gentleman Doli]

san diego ftw

[Camoron]

jimmie walker has really big hands jesus

[Camoron]

he could palm his entire head

[always stevey]

LA and San Deigo are better than Michigan.

[Gentleman Doli]

LA and San Deigo are better than Michigan.
Cag my friend

[Camoron]

why are you so confrontational

[always stevey]

oh

[Camoron]

did you even get that pic i sent you of the bear dunes? how can you say this things to me? its beautiful.

[Camoron]

cag, i have figuratively texted you over 9000 times today, and youve not replied, i am starting to tnink that youre a huge cunt

[Camoron]

if you troll me we are no longer friends

[Gentleman Doli]

cag, i have figuratively texted you over 9000 times today, and youve not replied, i am starting to tnink that youre a huge cunt

oh god here we go

[Camoron]

oh god here we go

lol, only kidding, m8 ;]

[the president of sex]

no he isnt

[Camoron]

not even a little

[Camoron]

bumping this thread to update u all, i watched true blood last night because she loves that show and im trying to see if i could watch it with her, it was very gay and i was falling asleep

[StompleB]

sex

[always stevey]

this forum put me to sleep last night

[Camoron]

the amount of sex offended my judeo chrsitian values

[StompleB]

sex

[Camoron]

please ban me, for the love of god, I was supposed to go racecar driving today, but unfortuantely i am blind IRL (little known fact) and they told me they do not let blind people drive racecars, i told them why not, i am perfectly capable of making a pereptual left turn, they told me it was far too dangerous, so instead i am just going to be driven around the track by Dale Earnhardt Jr. I paid 5000 dollars for this and i dont even want to go. Frankly, I am pissed. :mad:

[Autistic Spectrum]

i wish i had redneck parents who bought me stupid shit

[rubycalaber]

bumping this thread to update u all, i watched true blood last night because she loves that show and im trying to see if i could watch it with her, it was very gay and i was falling asleep

that scene where eric tries to glamor the mayor or whatever and hes like nope.jpg was badass

also I wanted jessica to feed off of that prostitute

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya ruby what else happened in your middle aged lady soap opera

[Camoron]

that scene where eric tries to glamor the mayor or whatever and hes like nope.jpg was badass

also I wanted jessica to feed off of that prostitute

idk what youre talking about i only watched the first episode