will someone buy me a ticket to australia if i give them 30 blowjobs

[Plug Drugs]

ANYONE INTERESTED

[StompleB]

kickstarter bro

[Autistic Spectrum]

just save up money at your new job how many hours do u get a week there>?

[always stevey]

you gonna rip lisa just like she did to your fragile fat boy heart?

[Desolation]

yo DP did any of your investments take a hit today? Not flaming just curious.

[Autistic Spectrum]

shit was there a crash, i am afk form work/bullshit till the end of july

[Desolation]

Yeah a pretty big one

[Plug Drugs]

just save up money at your new job how many hours do u get a week there>?

i'm starting off ultra part-time, 3 shifts a week

[Desolation]

Think I'mma cat fall invest tomorrow

ez money ez life

[Autistic Spectrum]

god dammit i should turn on the news once and awhile 352 points, i have auto sell orders on everything at a certain point if they dip too low,,,, i lost a couple bucks today but now i think i'll go shopping while there's this big sale on stocks thanks to the nsa wire tapping everyones skype convo's

[Autistic Spectrum]

when there's blood on the streets buy buy buy

[StompleB]

ya you know what, I told you to invest in WTI sweet crude

[always stevey]

ya you know what, I told you to invest in WTI sweet crude

stomple invests in kale

[Plug Drugs]

you gonna rip lisa just like she did to your fragile fat boy heart?
no just show up with a bouquet of flowers and a heart full of love

[Autistic Spectrum]

free money is going away no more 0 percent bonds , now people have to pay for there money, well it was a good run,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

20 hours or so, times 7 bucks or whatever the min wage is now, ugh 140 bucks a week wtf, it will take u liike 3 months to get a ticket

[Autistic Spectrum]

start swimming it will be faster

[Desolation]

Tell me what to place $50 on i'm too lazy to read any pump and dump nonsense

[always stevey]

no just show up with a bouquet of flowers and a heart full of love

yeah she loves you she just doesn't know it yet, huh

[Autistic Spectrum]

did banks take a dive i bet they did, buy city bank or bank of america or wells fargo which everyone took the biggest dip

[StompleB]

Tell me what to place $50 on i'm too lazy to read any pump and dump nonsense

listen to reruns of true capitalist radio

[Autistic Spectrum]

i have been fucking around with cancer drugs and ftc approvals, if you buy stock in a small drug company that makes cancer drugs then wait for them to get approval to sell the drugs u make alot of cash but you have to guess if they will get it or not so u have to read boring studys about cancer

[Plug Drugs]

yeah she loves you she just doesn't know it yet, huh

as a friend i think she does

[Plug Drugs]

okay i'm burnt out on talking about lisa now cag, talk about something else

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ%3AEBIX&ei=XGbDUcjTBvCy0QGVRg u could gamble on that

[Desolation]

listen to reruns of true capitalist radio

he's a troll that's why he stopped broadcasting here's the one day I made the mistake of investing with his advice:

http://i.imgur.com/KkXTEdK.png

[StompleB]

he's a troll that's why he stopped broadcasting here's the one day I made the mistake of investing with his advice:

http://i.imgur.com/KkXTEdK.png

he's a capitalist and he deserves the respect accorded that title.... fruitbowl

[Autistic Spectrum]

look at the biggest drops of the day, then research the company a bit, it's all a huge fucking guessing game

[Plug Drugs]

"As outdoor and unstructured play of children continues to dwindle, the game of Kick the Can is becoming less and less known to each generation.... At one point in time, teenagers played Kick the Can with younger children, and the game and its variations were passed on from child to child. Past generations remember this game fondly, and it was enough of a cultural phenomenon that it was a central player in a 1962 episode of The Twilight Zone and was incorporated later in the 1983 film of the same name."[1]

[Plug Drugs]

i hope dota2 runs on this piece of shit laptop

[rootbeer]

i have been fucking around with cancer drugs and ftc approvals, if you buy stock in a small drug company that makes cancer drugs then wait for them to get approval to sell the drugs u make alot of cash but you have to guess if they will get it or not so u have to read boring studys about cancer

sounds like the plot of a movie i saw on netflix

[m0nde]

i have been fucking around with cancer drugs and ftc approvals, if you buy stock in a small drug company that makes cancer drugs then wait for them to get approval to sell the drugs u make alot of cash but you have to guess if they will get it or not so u have to read boring studys about cancerreversal ironic

[jon]

if not for the aids why wouldn't i just spend the money to take myself to australia and have lisa suck my dick instead

how long do you think it would take you to give someone 30 bjs, lisa

[always stevey]

bet it would take plug drugs 4 hours to cum becuz he can't feel his dick from all the opiates

[jon]

yeah you would

be realistic though it would actually take like 30 days, wouldn't it

[Gentleman Doli]

Hey boys. Any tips on putting togteher a 401k?

[Gentleman Doli]

i have been fucking around with cancer drugs and ftc approvals, if you buy stock in a small drug company that makes cancer drugs then wait for them to get approval to sell the drugs u make alot of cash but you have to guess if they will get it or not so u have to read boring studys about cancer

ive unironically done this and made 10k lol

[lnopia the great]

can you prove it

[lnopia the great]

a pic of your pubes will suffice

[Gentleman Doli]

can you prove it

No

[always stevey]

someone buy me a ticket to a new forum

[jon]

http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator/compound_interest_calculator.htm

the typical savings account pays 0.03%

say you had $10,000 in it and added $1,500 more every month ($18,000/year) for 40 years; savings is compounded 12 times annually, with additions at the end of the year

you could have $493,006.20 after that time but savings are insured to only $250,000 per account so you won't get exactly that figure but close

instead after 20 years you will have $250,778.60 and then have to start all over again with only $778.60 principal unless you want to risk getting fucked by the fed, which is trying to fuck you every day, and another 20 years from that figure earns $241,501.71 for a total of $241,501.71 + $250,778.60 = $492,280.31, a deficit of only $725.89

it can be more advantageous to use certificates of deposit on a quarterly basis; bankrate.com reports 0.29% for a 3 mo. CD with a $10,000 principal

such an arrangement compounds 4 times annually (3 month CD, 12 months per year) yielding $257,601.31 after 20 years

certificates of deposit are also FDIC insured to $250,000 so you risk a greater sum but not much, $7000 and change to the formers' $700 and change

unfortunately $250,000 will earn you only $725 at 0.29%, so you would need three such accounts to subsist on interest of $725/month, skimming off the top of each every 3 months

this is why your actual retirement plan is bagging groceries

[juji]

You wouldn't worry if you sell apps

[maks]

I actually read that what the hell is wrong with me

[jon]

Oh it'd take as long as you like

*dribbles*

gonna write plug drugs on your forehead and take a picture

[Dustin]

just save up money at your new job how many hours do u get a week there>?

39 cents per cart

[timmy]

http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator/compound_interest_calculator.htm

the typical savings account pays 0.03%

say you had $10,000 in it and added $1,500 more every month ($18,000/year) for 40 years; savings is compounded 12 times annually, with additions at the end of the year

you could have $493,006.20 after that time but savings are insured to only $250,000 per account so you won't get exactly that figure but close

instead after 20 years you will have $250,778.60 and then have to start all over again with only $778.60 principal unless you want to risk getting fucked by the fed, which is trying to fuck you every day, and another 20 years from that figure earns $241,501.71 for a total of $241,501.71 + $250,778.60 = $492,280.31, a deficit of only $725.89

it can be more advantageous to use certificates of deposit on a quarterly basis; bankrate.com reports 0.29% for a 3 mo. CD with a $10,000 principal

such an arrangement compounds 4 times annually (3 month CD, 12 months per year) yielding $257,601.31 after 20 years

certificates of deposit are also FDIC insured to $250,000 so you risk a greater sum but not much, $7000 and change to the formers' $700 and change

unfortunately $250,000 will earn you only $725 at 0.29%, so you would need three such accounts to subsist on interest of $725/month, skimming off the top of each every 3 months

this is why your actual retirement plan is bagging groceries

thanks johnathaniel :handshake:

[timmy]

once you pay off an investment property you are intending on renting out youre essentially getting more money than what you pay the gov from the renters and the value of the house should rise if its in a non shit neighborhood...

ive witnessed time and time again investment properties are more profitable than banking shit

[timmy]

maybe this is only in australia though since we have so few houses and so many immigrantes trying to come in maybe thats why our houses are like 1 million for a 5 room with a big garage... and thats not even in the heart of sydney


a fuckin 2 room unit in sydney cbd costs like between 1 to 2 million, and renters would pay around 1000 per week depending on its location...

fuck sydnbey

[juji]

maybe this is only in australia though since we have so few houses and so many immigrantes trying to come in maybe thats why our houses are like 1 million for a 5 room with a big garage... and thats not even in the heart of sydney


a fuckin 2 room unit in sydney cbd costs like between 1 to 2 million, and renters would pay around 1000 per week depending on its location...

fuck sydnbey


I thought boobz is still denying you are richer than him

[rootbeer]

Hey boys. Any tips on putting togteher a 401k?

i asked stomple the other night, but i guess the first visit isn't free...