i am so fucking worthless

[George W. Bush]

lisa wont ever even go on cam with me when we talk, but she cybers with all the other guys

[George W. Bush]

why am i being tortured, why???

[juji]

You shouldnt marry an australian woman or american woman

[always stevey]

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs, just got off skype with lisa(we cyber sexed all morning it was pretty hot, there might have been kitchen pots and pans involved) and we got done cumming over and over again, we talked about you and well it seems you are more insane than her, and since she's already batshit crazy she needs someone just as crazy or a little less crazy than her to be her bf,

[Autistic Spectrum]

so sorry for your loss plug drugs

[m0nde]

when replying to a thread don't think of what you're going to say just use a stream of conciousness and never hit enter or use punctuation because if you do it seems like you're being too serious and sometimes it's worth typing a wall of text like this because it seems interesting and people will spend time trying to figure out whether you're raging out or just writing some long winded bullshit

[Autistic Spectrum]

just go with the flow fat man

[m0nde]

also, if you're giong to make a joke, use the word irony several times to describe it even if your joke is not ironic and utilises some other form of humour and if you mkae a spelling mistake never go back and fix it because it can be unintentionally (read ironically) funny

[always stevey]

monde is being weird.

[m0nde]

sometimes it's good to point out pysical flaws in a poster's appearance like if they have the face of a farm animal or a gardening implement and the key to using this information to its fullest is to keep repeating the joke until people either get tired of hearing it and it becomes a "meme" or people find it funny and repeat it themselves and it becomes a "meme" and then some user on the forum throws up their arms in frustration and says "this is what passes for a meme here?" - well they're saying that ironically of course because it's all a joke

[macpro]

http://i.imgur.com/T9o1rk8.png

[m0nde]

forum joikes

[always stevey]

shout out to me. :)

[m0nde]

if you're talking to your forum buddies in a live group conversation keep things casual and don't let forum rivalries get in the way and ruin the mood and if you're drunk or high try to keep things quiet so that people strain themselves to hear you and pay more attention it's good to plug in two or even three mics for maximum echo and if you have a stutter it's good to piss people off by being long winded and talking over them all of this makes for a great time

[timmy]

when replying to a thread don't think of what you're going to say just use a stream of conciousness and never hit enter or use punctuation because if you do it seems like you're being too serious and sometimes it's worth typing a wall of text like this because it seems interesting and people will spend time trying to figure out whether you're raging out or just writing some long winded bullshit

i came i laughed i rawdogged

[juji]

M0nde why bother copypasting from plug drugs posts that everyone wont read his posts?

[timmy]

also, if you're giong to make a joke, use the word irony several times to describe it even if your joke is not ironic and utilises some other form of humour and if you mkae a spelling mistake never go back and fix it because it can be unintentionally (read ironically) funny

pretty sure everyone here has butchered the definition of irony, and mistaken its definition for sarcasm...

[juji]

It seems a classic post

[timmy]

sometimes it's good to point out pysical flaws in a poster's appearance like if they have the face of a farm animal or a gardening implement and the key to using this information to its fullest is to keep repeating the joke until people either get tired of hearing it and it becomes a "meme" or people find it funny and repeat it themselves and it becomes a "meme" and then some user on the forum throws up their arms in frustration and says "this is what passes for a meme here?" - well they're saying that ironically of course because it's all a joke

im really loving your observations monde keep em coming

[rootbeer]

shout out to me. :)

shoutouts to hitler

[timmy]

M0nde why bother copypasting from plug drugs posts that everyone wont read his posts?

wait, mon dew didndt come up with this stuff?
now i feel bad for enjoying reading some shit on this shit forum for once

[Camoron]

mon dew quenches my thirst

[Plug Drugs]

pretty sure everyone here has butchered the definition of irony, and mistaken its definition for sarcasm...

sarcasm is a form of irony dumbshit

[always stevey]

Plug Drugs, I thought you were dead! Now I'm disappointed...

[rootbeer]

mon dew quenches my thirst

savor the flavor, mountain dew curry edition code diarrhea

[juji]

There is only a post when m0nde came up, when he farts in his house and opened the door to receive an invitation, he threw up.

[always stevey]

Monde does resemble that which comes out of ass

[m0nde]

i wrote all of that myself and in a stream of conciousnexs and i have no idea what elezzzark is talking about maybe he means ints in the style of plugdrugs idk but anyway on with the observations just for barry when playing games with other forum people it's good to interrupt their serious game sessions with yor novice attempts at gameplay and fun if you're not good at gaming it's great to play with these people becaues it will anger them and make for more fun times this will lead to even more fun when they talk about it on the forum and get angry at you

[Plug Drugs]

wait, mon dew didndt come up with this stuff?
now i feel bad for enjoying reading some shit on this shit forum for once

whether you enjoy something is all in your head; i could have wrote the entire works of Shakespeare, but as long as its coming out of my mouth no one cares. It's all an issue of power. People have perceived me as weak, simply because lying cunt-children spread lies about me and repeat them until other people believe them to be true.

BUt the cream will rise to the top

[juji]

lol horseface and cone boobs

[timmy]

sarcasm is a form of irony dumbshit
thanks plug drubs, i am now all the wiser ... now go cry in your pillow as you imagine teknorat going balls deep in lisa, maybe send her a few pms whilst thinking about that

[always stevey]

send lisa 300 pms

[timmy]

There is only a post when m0nde came up, when he farts in his house and opened the door to receive an invitation, he threw up.

:rofl: i dont know whats going on

[Camoron]

i send tim 300 pms every time he plays dota 2

[Plug Drugs]

Plug Drugs, I thought you were dead! Now I'm disappointed...

shut up bitch

[Plug Drugs]

Rubbeth mine mighty MANCOCK!

[rootbeer]

i send tim 300 pms every time he plays dota 2

you crossed the line

[m0nde]

the best thing about writing using the stream of conciousness method is that there is no such thing as doing it wrong you can come up with some great turns of phrase like "i only know this from reading" or "metaphor cat" and you'll be surprised because you'll not know how memorable these gems are until they're repeated several years later by goth gamers and fat pakis either to attack you or thrown out as a random "meme" (all ironically of course)

[timmy]

marco keeps neg repping me and i receieve like -2 rep and he puts a pic of some gay shit i dont know why he does that but i think he needs medicine or some thing because he thinks its funny that he actually looks at gay porn and shows it to me in rep

[rootbeer]

the best thing about writing using the stream of conciousness method is that there is no such thing as doing it wrong you can come up with some great turns of phrase like "i only know this from reading" or "metaphor cat" and you'll be surprised because you'll not know how memorable these gems are until they're repeated several years later by goth gamers and fat pakis either to attack you or thrown out as a random "meme" (all ironically of course)

too meta

[rootbeer]

2meta4me

[always stevey]

ive got some big scars on my left arm from when i was 16 and would cut myself

So.. did you cut yourself the other night?

[timmy]

the best thing about writing using the stream of conciousness method is that there is no such thing as doing it wrong you can come up with some great turns of phrase like "i only know this from reading" or "metaphor cat" and you'll be surprised because you'll not know how memorable these gems are until they're repeated several years later by goth gamers and fat pakis either to attack you or thrown out as a random "meme" (all ironically of course)

yea just say ironically throw in that bnusszz word and it will make your posts 500$ better

[Plug Drugs]

i want this post on page 2 too because.. I AM the CREAM

whether you enjoy something is all in your head; i could have wrote the entire works of Shakespeare, but as long as its coming out of my mouth no one cares. It's all an issue of power. People have perceived me as weak, simply because lying cunt-children spread lies about me and repeat them until other people believe them to be true.

BUt the cream will rise to the top

[m0nde]

deepa mehta is a great screen writer whose name (ironically) describes her deep understanding of meta logic if you can write like her and describe a scene in a humourous way it will boost your forum rep just watch out for people who would attack your attempts at humour or mistake your posting for attempts at rep boosting also don't use the term rep boosting too much or bring up rep at all because that could lead to your rep being demolished

[Camoron]

that cream is curdled its a chunk now

[rootbeer]

i want this post on page 2 too because.. I AM the CREAM

whether you enjoy something is all in your head; i could have wrote the entire works of Shakespeare, but as long as its coming out of my mouth no one cares. It's all an issue of power. People have perceived me as weak, simply because lying cunt-children spread lies about me and repeat them until other people believe them to be true.

BUt the cream will rise to the top

this is going in my sig

[timmy]

that creampie is now a chunkpie

[rootbeer]

bovine colostrum

[always stevey]

i want this post on page 2 too because.. I AM the CREAM

whether you enjoy something is all in your head; i could have wrote the entire works of Shakespeare, but as long as its coming out of my mouth no one cares. It's all an issue of power. People have perceived me as weak, simply because lying cunt-children spread lies about me and repeat them until other people believe them to be true.

BUt the cream will rise to the top

Also because you sent someone 300 obsessive lovey dovey pm's and cried all over the forum about your broken heart like a big pussy.

[m0nde]

if your'e going to post a picture make sure it's so large that the built-in image sizer kicks in and makes your picture fill up the screen nicely this will helpp make the page larger and push the thread along quickly making it multiple pages also if you post a youtube video never use the video tag instead use the legacy yt tag because this allows you to add special switches to the youtube url always remember to autoplay your video if you see an autoplyaing video be sure to quote it so that you make a great deal of noise i don't think the &loop=1 switch works any more but go ahead and add as many of thsee swtiches to your url just in case one kicks in

[always stevey]

if your'e going to post a picture make sure it's so large that the built-in image sizer kicks in and makes your picture fill up the screen nicely this will helpp make the page larger and push the thread along quickly making it multiple pages also if you post a youtube video never use the video tag instead use the legacy yt tag because this allows you to add special switches to the youtube url always remember to autoplay your video if you see an autoplyaing video be sure to quote it so that you make a great deal of noise i don't think the &loop=1 switch works any more but go ahead and add as many of thsee swtiches to your url just in case one kicks in

heh

[Camoron]

if youre going to post advice on how to post on the forum you should first of all make sure to type one run on sentence with no punctuation so its difficult to read and tyypos well who cares about typos i mean this is a troll forum and if people cant get that through their heads then they shouldnt be posting here anyways because this is rubycalaber.com and we dont give a fuck about typos on this site and next of all make sure that its really ridiculously long and gay so that nobody will actually read it all except for the most retarded posters out there and that way when they actually read the whole thing they will realize that they were trolled into oblivion because the advice is actually retarded and even though you spent like 5 minutes typing it up it doesnt matter because you just made a bunch of retards read your bullshit on the internet and at the end of it they'll realize there was no content of any value contained within that paragraph whatsoever and they'll get a little mad about it and hopefully make some rage posts

[Plug Drugs]

thanks plug drubs, i am now all the wiser ... now go cry in your pillow as you imagine teknorat going balls deep in lisa, maybe send her a few pms whilst thinking about that

i dont care

[Plug Drugs]

So.. did you cut yourself the other night?

i cant wait til i get my amphetamine refilled and just go to town eloquently insulting tha fuck out of you bitch

[always stevey]

i cant wait til i get my amphetamine refilled and just go to town eloquently insulting tha fuck out of you bitch

You're the only person who needs drugs to own someone. lol

[Plug Drugs]

Also because you sent someone 300 obsessive lovey dovey pm's and cried all over the forum about your broken heart like a big pussy.

so

[Plug Drugs]

You're the only person who needs drugs to own someone. lol

i'm owning you right now bitch but when i get my amphetamine refilled ill be owning you so poetically in ways you didnt even anticipate that youll just start crying and quit posting

[Plug Drugs]

amphetamine elevates me

[always stevey]

so

you've also threatened to kill yourself on tinychat. lol

[always stevey]

i'm owning you right now bitch but when i get my amphetamine refilled ill be owning you so poetically in ways you didnt even anticipate that youll just start crying and quit posting

just like cracking the string theory. :rofl:

[Autistic Spectrum]

one day's he's really gonna do it, then you will feel bad the rest of your life, because you were so cruel to him, and contributed to his early demise, you will have to feed the hole plugs drugs suicide leaves in the pit of your stomach with cheap trader joes wine, and cociane

[always stevey]

then i actually WILL have an excuse to drink and do drugs. thats a marvelous idea!

[Plug Drugs]

you've also threatened to kill yourself on tinychat. lol

its funny you keep insisting that because you have nothing else to work with

[m0nde]

the key to maximizing forum rep is to copy the successful concepts of others and keep your posts safe and neutral never venture into dangerous territory by trying something new because it may fail and lead to neg rep never be emotional in a post and never show fear or vulnerability when someone insults you if you back down it's blood in the water never become obsessed with one user for too long because you will also quickly fall out of favour one of the worst things is to get on the hate list of a forum bully these people will relentlessly badger you in the hopes of driving you off the forum if you raise the hackles of one of these people the safest course of action is to add them to your ignore list

[Autistic Spectrum]

the key to maximizing forum rep is to copy the successful concepts of others and keep your posts safe and neutral never venture into dangerous territory by trying something new because it may fail and lead to neg rep never be emotional in a post and never show fear or vulnerability when someone insults you if you back down it's blood in the water never become obsessed with one user for too long because you will also quickly fall out of favour one of the worst things is to get on the hate list of a forum bully these people will relentlessly badger you in the hopes of driving you off the forum if you raise the hackles of one of these people the safest course of action is to add them to your ignore list
monde your train of thought posts suck please go back to posting about soul trading,

[always stevey]

its funny you keep insisting that because you have nothing else to work with

you tried to kill yourself in tinychat. lol

[m0nde]

one successful method of advancing is to join a crew also known as a forum gang you will have backup when people attack you and you will also be able to attack others en masse you can make yourself a sig and add funny pictures of people and create a forum gang logo the dangerous thing about openly joining a forum gang is that you can have a falling out with someone in the gang and years later this can lead to ridicule with that person knowing all of your secrets it hurts to be attacked by those who were once your allies

[Autistic Spectrum]

making a monde post gentoror on my gush fan site right now, u will pay for past regressions monde

[Autistic Spectrum]

one successful method of advancing is to join a crew also known as a forum gang you will have backup when people attack you and you will also be able to attack others en masse you can make yourself a sig and add funny pictures of people and create a forum gang logo the dangerous thing about openly joining a forum gang is that you can have a falling out with someone in the gang and years later this can lead to ridicule with that person knowing all of your secrets it hurts to be attacked by those who were once your allies

marks name searches himself right

[m0nde]

regressing postbaggery

[Autistic Spectrum]

monde is fat, and brown, and gay, he knows what you ate for breakfast, he can prob make a good guess on what u will eat for lunch, his skype buddy list has 93 people on it, but 89 of them are from reject haven and ytmnd forums, he will come to your wedding, crash on your couch, monde is a true forum bro, the truest fourm bro

[m0nde]

forum brew

[timmy]

irn bru?

[m0nde]

irony abreu

[Autistic Spectrum]

soul trading QUOKKAS ad/ed

[m0nde]

rotating postgre 24/7

[Plug Drugs]

Tim that quote in your signature is Goethe

[always stevey]

Tim that quote in your signature is Goethe

plug drugs knows how to use google lol

[UofLCardfan08]

i cant wait til i get my amphetamine refilled and just go to town eloquently insulting tha fuck out of you bitch


i dont care

the states attorney and the judge will care, it is in your best interest to leave this forum

[rootbeer]

french guy avatar=generic unfunny poster
it helps me read threads so much faster

[Gentleman Doli]

french guy avatar=generic unfunny poster
it helps me read threads so much faster

lol! <3 Rooty

[timmy]

shreak avatar porn=biggest green rep addict that takes rep too seriously
helps me neg rep so mucgh faster

[Camoron]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/NIgfiSzCy1o/hqdefault.jpg
why isnt this a smiley

[Camoron]

i want to use it whenever i read a Funny post

[Camoron]

probably wouldnt get much use on this forum tho

[the president of sex]

so i was on the toilet today browsing rubynet on my tablet of choice as i came across a thread where plugdrugs talked about how he used a plunger to plumb his pooper whilst pricking his penis with pins and talking about how lisa would visit him within a month's time and i'm just sitting here wondering what i want for dinner

[Camoron]

chicken cacciatore

[jon]

the key to maximizing forum rep is to copy the successful concepts of others and keep your posts safe and neutral never venture into dangerous territory by trying something new because it may fail and lead to neg rep never be emotional in a post and never show fear or vulnerability when someone insults you if you back down it's blood in the water never become obsessed with one user for too long because you will also quickly fall out of favour one of the worst things is to get on the hate list of a forum bully these people will relentlessly badger you in the hopes of driving you off the forum if you raise the hackles of one of these people the safest course of action is to add them to your ignore list

gimmick expansion is a difficult business

[Cody]

just saying here that tim has the most green jizz, rep boosting obvious since he never posts

[doctor remulak]

i am so fucking worthless

I am Doctor Remulak.