army recruiter comes up to me at the mall while im trying on board shorts

[Garfield]

asks if i want to join no way you dont want me i have chronic diarrhea

[StompleB]

stop eating the Target popcorn

[Gentleman Doli]

As an ex-Marine myself, I can say that I was never prouder than I was when I was deep in the Iraqi desert, terrorists all around me, while sitting in the latrine jacking it to Cortana from Halo and smoking weed.

[macpro]

doli, if you were a Marine, then I have faith the people will win the second American blood bath.

[Autistic Spectrum]

marco how many japs you kill in ww2

[juji]

I'm glad you denied because they don't care about your life, just they need more manpower to be dispatched to another country and you die, the officials say "Im sorry" to your mom and your girlfriend while they are crying everyday, the politics never fight at war.

[juji]

doli, if you were a Marine, then I have faith the people will win the second American blood bath.

Marines vs Navy SEALS who win?

[Autistic Spectrum]

navy seals are highly trained, marines go though boot camp and then kill shit,

[juji]

Ive seen The Rock movie, Marines killed all Navy SEALS due to strategy failure

[juji]

An other movie, an specialist killed all marines

[Autistic Spectrum]

well ya the rock, he's basically unbeatable

[juji]

A british ex-SAS who is hired to kill the president