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Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:17 PM
http://s18.postimg.org/dhbhh426x/Photo04032258.jpg

blumpkin blownuts
06-12-2013, 08:19 PM
the trick is to take away some of the milk and drink it then refill the jug with water back to the mark

Gentleman Doli
06-12-2013, 08:21 PM
lmfao you pathetic mooch piece of sit did ur grandma write that

StompleB
06-12-2013, 08:25 PM
did a cow write that

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:25 PM
http://s10.postimg.org/u42ttn3bt/Photo02181713.jpg

Gentleman Doli
06-12-2013, 08:26 PM
Wet Bathroom Haver

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:26 PM
no i'm uploading pictures from my phone that were taken while living in "the house"

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:30 PM
dog's water bowl literally frozen during the winter despite heat being on full blast and 300/month utilities bills
http://s11.postimg.org/l4epyxptf/Photo01201321.jpg

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:30 PM
yes, it was that shitty

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:30 PM
the kind of shitty where youre actually paying more to live in the shithole than you would have to have to just moved in to a decent place

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:33 PM
in this picture we discover that there's no heater vent, it's literally just a hole cut into the ceiling
http://s24.postimg.org/fvi7y073p/Photo01051153.jpg

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:36 PM
that was my bedroom btw, the living room was nice and toasty though because the massive obnoxiously loud heater was smack dab in the corner of it, and the water heater was in the corner of the kitchen

rubycalaber
06-12-2013, 08:36 PM
probably a spy camera in there

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:37 PM
i guess that's what i get for being born into the scammiest dodgiest area of the united states

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:39 PM
lmfao you pathetic mooch piece of sit did ur grandma write that
i wrote it dickhead, we had a guy living on our couch with no job who didnt pay rent or anything, and was eating our food and everyone was too nice to kick him out

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:40 PM
so the next time you're like "plug drugs you pathetic piece of shit" just remember i worked for 9 months earning minimum wage living in what was essentially a cardboard box in the middle of the frozen tundra that is northern minnesota

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:42 PM
hope you feel like shit, pricks

rootbeer
06-12-2013, 08:49 PM
so the next time you're like "plug drugs you pathetic piece of shit" just remember i worked for 9 months earning minimum wage living in what was essentially a cardboard box in the middle of the frozen tundra that is northern minnesota

um alright

skrizach
06-12-2013, 08:50 PM
I don't.

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:50 PM
there's all sorts of great stories that went on that werent caught on camera, like my roommate's brother coming over every morning at 6:30am and playing mortal kombat at full volume on the xbox when i had to go to work later and was trying to sleep, until the day that i grabbed the TV and smashed it against the sidewalk

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 08:51 PM
or the time my dad came over at 2 am strung out on meth and ate all the canned spinach in our pantry without heating it up or anything

rubycalaber
06-12-2013, 08:51 PM
i wrote it dickhead, we had a guy living on our couch with no job who didnt pay rent or anything, and was eating our food and everyone was too nice to kick him out

was it cody and was he fucking your grandma?

rubycalaber
06-12-2013, 08:55 PM
jesus christ I'm so glad I had a stable childhood

StompleB
06-12-2013, 08:58 PM
ya but when are you going to grow up?

rubycalaber
06-12-2013, 09:00 PM
manchild4lyf nigga

Dustin
06-12-2013, 09:01 PM
rofl goddamn you suck plug drugs

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
06-12-2013, 09:17 PM
I work 20 hours a week and have a 2 bedroom apartment all to myself :bird:

macpro
06-12-2013, 09:38 PM
"plug drugs you pathetic piece of shit"

blumpkin blownuts
06-12-2013, 09:39 PM
manchild4lyf nigga

no real reason to make a life for yourself until your 30's as long as your family life stays good & you have a degree

blumpkin blownuts
06-12-2013, 09:40 PM
I work 20 hours a week and have a 2 bedroom apartment all to myself :bird:

i'm looking at a 2 bedroom apt myself north of town, i'm not excited about living alone but the gf says i have to do it for awhile and prove i can live independently if i expect to one day live with her. which tbh is really a smart move on her part

Ramen
06-12-2013, 10:24 PM
hope you feel like shit, pricks

no cuz you've always been a dick to me at least half the time...

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 10:46 PM
i'm looking at a 2 bedroom apt myself north of town, i'm not excited about living alone but the gf says i have to do it for awhile and prove i can live independently if i expect to one day live with her. which tbh is really a smart move on her part
wow

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 10:50 PM
no cuz you've always been a dick to me at least half the time...

no i dont mind you, was only talking to marks and doli really

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 10:53 PM
i "proved to everyone" that i could live on my own, but all that ended up happening was me getting taken advantage of by everyone, even my own fucking father.
My landlord, my roommates, the random drunk people that'd eat all my food and steal shit, the utilities company that jacked up our rates 300% after the first 2 months of living there,

even the fucking dog took advantage of me by pissing blood on my furniture

my life is literally hell, count your blessings

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 10:55 PM
my co-workers, my bosses, the state government

everyone whipped out their proverbial cocks and metaphorically raped me

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 10:59 PM
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Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 11:06 PM
when guilt is the prime motivating force in your life, everyone tries to pitch in and help you by giving you the biggest serving of guilt they can dish up, and force their cock down your throat

rubycalaber
06-12-2013, 11:16 PM
I think it's time to murder everyone in your life, other than the dog I hope he is ok

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 11:24 PM
we put him down after he started pissing blood

Plug Drugs
06-12-2013, 11:27 PM
we wanted to kill it earlier; it was my roommates dog but my roommate was never home so me and the guy on the couch ended up having to take care of it. It was a huge topic of conversation how we wanted to take the dog out to a state park and just leave him out there
i felt bad for the fucking thing more than anything; it made me pissed at my roommate that there was this old dying dog living in our house that no one seemed to give a shit about

clay
06-12-2013, 11:32 PM
Stevey will come on here later and make you feel better about your life

always stevey
06-12-2013, 11:38 PM
really? when is stevey coming back???

clay
06-12-2013, 11:39 PM
When you fuck off to fjs. You destroyed camorons life

always stevey
06-13-2013, 12:04 AM
i did? :(

Cody
06-13-2013, 12:09 AM
I don't.

me either


was it cody and was he fucking your grandma?

why yes in fact it was but im reformed now

sex with dead people
06-13-2013, 12:48 AM
I bet that place is better than the meth house lisa lives in