i'm working on a program for atmel that tells an oven what to do

[blumpkin blownuts]

basically i am turning the oven into my bitch

[rubycalaber]

gonna hack your oven and tell it to fill your house with gas and blow you up :twisted:

[rubycalaber]

(do ovens use gas? I dont even know how real life works)

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

was expecting jew jokes when i clicked

[rubycalaber]

:holocaust:

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

h-h-h-holocaust

[Ramen]

when i read the thread title, i thought "is he just making a program that creates a woman?"

[juji]

(do ovens use gas? I dont even know how real life works)

proof that rubycalaber has no life

[rubycalaber]

when i read the thread title, i thought "is he just making a program that creates a woman?"

nice internalized misogyny
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif~original

[blumpkin blownuts]

the company i work for still makes gas ovens but i'm working on the electrics

[juji]

the company i work for still makes gas ovens but i'm working on the electrics

Do you write assembly language?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Do you write assembly language?

nope... nothing really uses assembly anymore it's all coded in C and automatically assembled. jon and marks were right when we had that debate a year ago

[blumpkin blownuts]

there's thousands of combinations of machine states and input conditions on a modern oven. trying to use assembly and ttl would be a nightmare
plus the focus is on modularity so that different models can employ the same control/ui boards

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

:hax:

[m0nde]

basically i am turning the oven into my bitchare you programming it in flash? apparently dp programmed a fridge in flash

[Autistic Spectrum]

i have done interfaces for touch screens for appliances(i do it past midnight sometimes and my landlord yells at me for typing too loud)

[Autistic Spectrum]

because my fat ulgy wife took all my money and now i am forced to live in a studio apt my life it's terrible

[Autistic Spectrum]

why people would need twitter on their fridge is beyond me

[m0nde]

i love dp and his extensive flash programming experience
it allows him to come here for extended periods while he's "between work"

[Autistic Spectrum]

i work at the same time i am here monde, sometimes my landlord comes in and yells at me in the 300 sq foot room i am forced to live in but i try my best to get by,

[m0nde]

dp, why do you get so sensitive when i mention flash programming?

[Autistic Spectrum]

why are you getting all up in arms when i bring up that your wife took all your money and you forced to live in a glorified closet

[m0nde]

i was just replying to bob hugs asking which programming language he uses and you seemed to take offense.
i thought flash was where it's at. maybe he coded it in java.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think he wrote it in C monde, i mean you are pretty picky about your computer lang's, i can code in over 9000 different lang syntax's here's a app i am writing in basic a right now

10 print soul traded by my wife
20 print can't play video games past 10pm
30 goto 10

[m0nde]

i guess flash is a pretty touchy subject. maybe it wasn't wise bringing it up.
how's your search for steel pipe going, dp?

[StompleB]

grumpy old men

[Autistic Spectrum]

i just don't like you monde, everytime you talk to me i cringe, does not really matter the subject,

[m0nde]

stomple, did you try out that recipe for flautas?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i honestly would rather talk to stomple and he's boring and uppity

[m0nde]

i'm sorry for bringing up such a sensitive subject, dp
let's be friends

[Autistic Spectrum]

monde if you become a different person(White) i will be your internet friend

[m0nde]

dp, do you mean white as in zombie white?

[Autistic Spectrum]

no as in not a nigger a brown niggerly faggot like you are

[Autistic Spectrum]

become a completely different person with a different personality and change the color of your skin and then i will add you to my friends list

[m0nde]

so not the kind of white you become when you go on chemotherapy?

[Autistic Spectrum]

only friends with people with 1 bed apts or above sorry man

[m0nde]

i don't have a hospital bed with a chemo drip for you, sorry, man :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

you could not fit one in your apt, you could not fit a full size table in your apt, i can't belive you can even fit in there cause u are so fat

[m0nde]

dp, i'll be your friend and let you stay with me if you promise not to try to eat my brains while i'm sleeping

[Plug Drugs]

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[m0nde]

http://gyazo.com/4cccd2b0a257e09570a2a716c40cea48.png

[juji]

Lol touch input on Flash platform...

[always stevey]

hope they are paying bob hughes lots of money. :)

[blumpkin blownuts]

Lol touch input on Flash platform...

i currently work on the back end (lol) coding in c for rl78
the chip that drives the user console is programmed in avr assembly, once i'm really familiar with the projects i hope to work on that

[juji]

i currently work on the back end (lol) coding in c for rl78
the chip that drives the user console is programmed in avr assembly, once i'm really familiar with the projects i hope to work on that


Good luck with that, the easiest to implement by me when I use Arduino compement with mic module to use speech recgnotion which is programmed by Javascript to compare text before to do whatever.

[always stevey]

chemo therapy, flash fridges, one bedroom apartments, mondes wife

[blumpkin blownuts]

Good luck with that, the easiest to implement by me when I use Arduino compement with mic module to use speech recgnotion which is programmed by Javascript to compare text before to do whatever.

thanks man, so far it's all coming pretty easily. this job picks up exactly where my education left off so i am truely blessed to have it.
i actually have an atmega dev board that i never got around to learning, i probably should go ahead and do so if i want to get on the hardware team

[juji]

thanks man, so far it's all coming pretty easily. this job picks up exactly where my education left off so i am truely blessed to have it.
i actually have an atmega dev board that i never got around to learning, i probably should go ahead and do so if i want to get on the hardware team

at least we aren't boobz of programming

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

how's the oven bobhugs

[Poopalew]

how's the oven bobhugs

Someone suggested throwing one Witness into the prison oven to put some fear into us.

[jon]

if you're having trouble with heat and computers maybe it's because you don't have one of the new AMD ryzen CPUs that performs as good as the top tier intel CPU but is half the cost draws less power generates less heat and 3dmark'ed about 20% better despite that

it's even slower than my FX-8350 vishera but still outperforms it wow man what a world we live in today huh

[Poopalew]

if you're having trouble with heat and computers maybe it's because you don't have one of the new AMD ryzen CPUs that performs as good as the top tier intel CPU but is half the cost draws less power generates less heat and 3dmark'ed about 20% better despite that

it's even slower than my FX-8350 vishera but still outperforms it wow man what a world we live in today huh

We would not need a Security Council he added nor would there be terrorist attacks violence would be banned.

[juji]

if you're having trouble with heat and computers maybe it's because you don't have one of the new AMD ryzen CPUs that performs as good as the top tier intel CPU but is half the cost draws less power generates less heat and 3dmark'ed about 20% better despite that

it's even slower than my FX-8350 vishera but still outperforms it wow man what a world we live in today huh

Dont tell that to steffies pls

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

I don't get it elz I have an i7 3770k and a titan both can run games maxed with stock cooling no overclocking nothing needed and my tower's a full size tower with 3 6" fans and a 12" fan along with 8 other smaller fans lol, again what you just said made absoloutely no sense, since I have the best cooling and it's all stock I'm smarter than all of you as usual you just had to like completely go into fiction to get something no wonder you're depressed

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

I have a ssd in the tower so that doesn't stop any airflow, besdies that there's no cd rom drives or anything so the fans in the front which have air filters too all get right to everything, and my second normal spinny hard drive is plugged into the top of the tower it's not even in the tower lol, and all my wires I put them behind the motherboard there's no wires to stop airflow either it looks like it was pre-built except better than pre-built because I spent months re-wiring it to get it 100% perfect after wire heat shrinkage/longage etc that shit too, I own your fucking life bro

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

also it's almost silent I can hear people talking all the way down the hallway and shit oh fuck tha twouldn't matter for you anyway

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

because you're A DEAF RETARD

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

HOPE YOUR DREPESSION'S WELL

[Wendy <3]

That's really swell

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

idk why you're replying to the op he died years ago

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

http://blog.atmel.com/2016/03/09/the-pancakebot-is-now-on-sale-for-299/