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blumpkin blownuts
06-07-2013, 06:51 PM
I'm finally an engineer :rockout:
living the motherfuckin dream baby
I tought you were an enginner
always stevey
06-07-2013, 06:52 PM
Ohh you'll be making lots to spend on your larping girlfriend.
blumpkin blownuts
06-07-2013, 06:53 PM
I'm an engineering major... doesn't mean i've ever worked as an engineer
always stevey
06-07-2013, 06:53 PM
pay for them expensive elf costumes.
blumpkin blownuts
06-07-2013, 06:53 PM
Ohh you'll be making lots to spend on your larping girlfriend.
yeah, i'm asking her to marry me next spring if we're still together
macpro
06-07-2013, 06:54 PM
how many train cars do you pull Bob?
Live Action Roleplay, Serious Business
blumpkin blownuts
06-07-2013, 06:58 PM
how many train cars do you pull Bob?
not that kind
i'll be programming stoves dishwashers and range ovens
blumpkin blownuts
06-07-2013, 06:58 PM
(custom kitchen deliveryeyeyeye)
always stevey
06-07-2013, 06:59 PM
You can program an oven to fill marcos house with carbon monoxide.
blumpkin blownuts
06-07-2013, 06:59 PM
now i'm off to NA to share my experience, strenght and hope. later guys!
blumpkin blownuts
06-07-2013, 06:59 PM
You can program an oven to fill marcos house with carbon monoxide.
lmao
always stevey
06-07-2013, 07:02 PM
now i'm off to NA to share my experience, strenght and hope. later guys!
Having fun talking about healing and spirituality. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrHiiiZIn70
Gentleman Doli
06-07-2013, 08:33 PM
YTMNSFW: we all have real lives, are over 30, and post nigger hitler 30000 times a day.
rubycalaber
06-07-2013, 08:50 PM
bob hughes is literally role model material
Howard Dean
06-07-2013, 08:55 PM
Bob Hughes is literally named Bob Hughes
na is a cult ruby and i dont think maytag pays much for a "footbone's connected to the leg bone" type programming job i always thouhgt engineering just means you were good as fuck at geometry and other maths and machining or construction
always stevey
06-07-2013, 09:29 PM
YOU WON'T GO TO NA BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH ON PERCACETS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE A PULLED MUSCLE. LOL
m0nde
06-07-2013, 09:32 PM
I'm finally an engineer :rockout:
living the motherfuckin dream babyhow long until you're fired like you were from your last job?
YOU WON'T GO TO NA BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING HIGH ON PERCACETS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE A PULLED MUSCLE. LOL
im not addicted to anything though, well except crack but like i havent touched that in 15 years or so
macpro
06-07-2013, 09:33 PM
Cag you're pretty vile sometimes.
always stevey
06-07-2013, 09:35 PM
And you're a dumb fat fag who rants about politics all the time. Nobody fucking gives a shit about any of that stuff.
m0nde
06-07-2013, 09:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Wix3P0d.jpg
always stevey
06-07-2013, 09:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk6B2kDljas
macpro
06-07-2013, 09:37 PM
And you're a dumb fat fag who rants about politics all the time. Nobody fucking gives a shit about any of that stuff.
yes they do. It's important stuff. you kneegrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF6EdjxEt9s
always stevey
06-07-2013, 09:39 PM
Reminds me of that faggot Jibbles. He listens to that shit and watches Queen of the
Damned. He says it's a "classic". He's got all the musical/film tastes of a fat slobby
gothic bitch.
Reminds me of that faggot Jibbles. He listens to that shit and watches Queen of the
Damned. He says it's a "classic". He's got all the musical/film tastes of a fat slobby
gothic bitch.
thats exactly how i heard about that band too, i only know that one song lol
macpro
06-07-2013, 09:44 PM
Cag get on TC and strip for us.
always stevey
06-07-2013, 11:03 PM
Stripper and career in one sentence. :)
yep and when your nipples fly south for the winter of your life youll be just like lisa
always stevey
06-07-2013, 11:06 PM
I'm sure I can find a club or dive bar or truck stop that will take a haggard old drunk with a limp and hacking cough.
you can always be a biker babe
always stevey
06-07-2013, 11:09 PM
Like your wife? No thanks.
no im not a biker and shes actually a white collar professional type of person thanks though
always stevey
06-07-2013, 11:13 PM
with multiple scoliosis? oh scleerosis. She collects disability and lives off the government. white collar my ass
with multiple scoliosis? oh scleerosis. She collects disability and lives off the government. white collar my ass
no she doesnt lol its not at the stage where it affects her that bad, yet anyways. she got it diagnosed pretty early
always stevey
06-07-2013, 11:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlCPNycNPQM
Gentleman Doli
06-07-2013, 11:25 PM
a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlCPNycNPQM
watched the first half and yeah shes got some of those problems sometimes
a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey
link?
always stevey
06-07-2013, 11:28 PM
I always love the sweet, somber acoustic shit they put on these awareness videos.
Camoron
06-08-2013, 08:31 AM
:smug:
blumpkin blownuts
06-08-2013, 08:57 PM
na is a cult ruby and i dont think maytag pays much for a "footbone's connected to the leg bone" type programming job i always thouhgt engineering just means you were good as fuck at geometry and other maths and machining or construction
there's a pretty big difference between coding and software engineering
and after 6-12 months i'll be on the hardware side as a firmware engineer
blumpkin blownuts
06-08-2013, 08:59 PM
how long until you're fired like you were from your last job?
i wasn't fired from my last job, they held it for me while i was in the psych hospital & rehab and i went back to it for 2 weeks before i faked a non-work-related injury so i could quit without looking like an asshole. because that job was fucking miserable
macpro
06-08-2013, 09:05 PM
i'm proud of you bob.
Autistic Spectrum
06-08-2013, 09:09 PM
my career is fucking hot chicks/getting drunk everyday,
my career is fucking the same chick/getting drunk everyday, and beating the kids
edited for accuracy
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:05 AM
my career is getting blasted so i dont care until i'm at an age where i'm no longer being pitched shit minimum wage jobs
Camoron
06-09-2013, 01:06 AM
a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey
proof that doli is a good person
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:07 AM
i think maybe when i was 16 and tried selling my soul to the devil, it actually worked which explains why everyone tells me i look 17 max because i'm now one of the undead and havent aged a day since selling my soul. But if i just dont shave for a week people tell me i look like i'm 30. i cant win
Camoron
06-09-2013, 01:08 AM
you do not look like a 17 year old plug drugs.
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:11 AM
ive gotten elvis, chris farley, middle aged dike, and jonah hill from you assholes so i dont even know what to think of my appearaqnce, and people irl are too nice to be honest
my career is getting blasted so i dont care until i'm at an age where i'm no longer being pitched shit minimum wage jobs
that's not an age dumbass it's a level of experience and you're never going to get there
ive gotten elvis, chris farley, middle aged dike, and jonah hill from you assholes so i dont even know what to think of my appearaqnce, and people irl are too nice to be honest
fat fuck. you're a fat fuck.
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:13 AM
when you look in a mirror you dont really ever see yourself, you just see what you want to see, you never get an off-angle and see what you really look like
always stevey
06-09-2013, 01:14 AM
fat fuck. you're a fat fuck.
Camoron
06-09-2013, 01:16 AM
youre nothing like chris farley. chris farley was funny
Camoron
06-09-2013, 01:16 AM
you will probably die of an overdose though so you have that in common
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:18 AM
that's not an age dumbass it's a level of experience and you're never going to get there
old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:20 AM
i'm not even that fat stop picking on me =(
Gentleman Doli
06-09-2013, 01:30 AM
old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.
ya, uve got it all figured out, tahts why your literally a person who pushes carts around in the walmart
always stevey
06-09-2013, 01:31 AM
Chris Farley is dead. lol
Camoron
06-09-2013, 01:35 AM
old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.
why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:40 AM
why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs
ive had a buzz cut since i was 16, i started growing out my hair last august. people were always confusing me for being in the military and i didnt want to give off that kind of vibe. i think fashion is stupid, i do nothing to my hair. i wet it down in the shower and just let it do whatever, maybe fix it in a mirror once in a while
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:42 AM
i never cut it, i wont cut it again til its like hanging down in my eyes and i just shave it off. every time ive let a female cut my hair they try turning me into a faggot, and guy barbers dont know what to do with my thick hair
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:46 AM
why dont you shave and cut your hair instead of whining about social customs
guys really cant win; they either end up looking like:
- a faggot
- a mamas boy
- in the military
- a stoner who doesnt give a shit
i kind of go with the latter since thats sort of what i am
UofLCardfan08
06-09-2013, 01:46 AM
not that kind
i'll be programming stoves dishwashers and range ovens
engineer elz a third world hearing aid, his handicap is taking a huge toll on his family and neighbors
congrats on the job!
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:48 AM
not that i have anything against fags, i enjoy sucking the occasional cock (who doesnt?) but i just dont want to care about my appearance that much to spruce things up
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:49 AM
engineer elz a third world hearing aid, his handicap is taking a huge toll on his family and neighbors
congrats on the job!
please stay tailored to the current subject at hand, we're talking about my hair and how beautiful it is
always stevey
06-09-2013, 01:49 AM
You're not going to get hired anyway with that kind of attitude.
Camoron
06-09-2013, 01:52 AM
jesus christ quote my post again pelase
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:53 AM
only at places which recognize my dedication to legitimate work and dont believe in scamming the fuck out of people
always stevey
06-09-2013, 01:53 AM
jesus christ quote my post again pelase
always stevey
06-09-2013, 01:54 AM
only at places which recognize my dedication to legitimate work and dont believe in scamming the fuck out of people
Businesses won't hire you on your terms. You're not on that level.
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:56 AM
Businesses won't hire you on your terms. You're not on that level.
i just need to get really good at one thing and do a few magic tricks that no one knows how its done and the employrers applaud like the big dumb imbeciles that they are
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:57 AM
arrff aarffff *walrus clapping*
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 01:58 AM
jesus christ quote my post again pelase
what
Camoron
06-09-2013, 01:58 AM
Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.
UofLCardfan08
06-09-2013, 01:59 AM
The next application Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig fills out will be crying for social security
...drug addled trailer trash for life...
always stevey
06-09-2013, 02:00 AM
Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.
XD
UofLCardfan08
06-09-2013, 02:01 AM
Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Camoron again.
truth
Gentleman Doli
06-09-2013, 02:02 AM
Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.
Hello.
Gentleman Doli
06-09-2013, 02:02 AM
Hello.
Greetings.
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 02:04 AM
im sorry did i offend all your dim uneducated lifestyles??
always stevey
06-09-2013, 02:07 AM
You ought not to be calling anyone's lifestyle dim.
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 02:07 AM
youll see im gonna be a fucking doctor one day :angry: because im not going to knock a girl up or get in debt and enslave myself like a dumbshit
Camoron
06-09-2013, 02:07 AM
no you offend my intelligent college educated lifestyle
always stevey
06-09-2013, 02:08 AM
It's costs money and time to become a doctor. You have neither.
always stevey
06-09-2013, 02:08 AM
no you offend my intelligent college educated lifestyle
Camoron
06-09-2013, 02:08 AM
youll see im gonna be a fucking doctor one day :angry: because im not going to knock a girl up or get in debt and enslave myself like a dumbshit
have fun not getting into debt and being a doctor somehow
not a lot of doctors out there who dont go to medical school, i believe thats called fraud
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 02:08 AM
You ought not to be calling anyone's lifestyle dim.
my life is lively with opportunity and choices
always stevey
06-09-2013, 02:09 AM
my life is lively with opportunity and choices
Your life is lively with hardship and escape from reality.
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 02:11 AM
It's costs money and time to become a doctor. You have neither.
ive shaken doctors up with what i know, they literally dont know shit about their own profession. Surgeons are about the only doctors who know have a decent clue what theyre doing, and even a lot of them, fuck up, often.
Plug Drugs
06-09-2013, 02:12 AM
im gonna be a doctor, you wait and see, youll ALL see :angry:
macpro
06-09-2013, 02:19 AM
be a stripper like Gloria.
always stevey
06-09-2013, 02:25 AM
be a stripper like Gloria.
now i know for sure you're bill Carson. lol
always stevey
06-09-2013, 02:26 AM
How is that stupid cunt, Iggy?
macpro
06-09-2013, 02:28 AM
Maddy left. She didn't like my niqqa meme.
old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.
I've seen a thousand old people working as baggers or cashiers or greeters at walmart so I'm not sure just what the fuck you're talking about right now
old dudes dont get hired to be baggers at grocery stores or paper boys, etc.. theres just an inherent age bias in the working world. experiment with it yourself, dress a little differently, wear your hair differently, and people treat you entirely different. people are morons i try to always base what i think about a person on what they say and do and not how they dress. also i have experience dickhead.
http://mybandmarket.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brooks-was-here..jpg
always stevey
06-09-2013, 03:42 AM
shudddup codyloot
always stevey
06-09-2013, 03:48 AM
do i fit in yet?
ya
sir please stop sticking your finger in my asshole every time you thread a bill in my t back
always stevey
06-09-2013, 03:54 AM
WATS A TBACK? A KIND OF STEAK?
always stevey
06-09-2013, 03:56 AM
OH THE CALL THEM CHONIES AND G-STRINGS THIS DAY IN AGE
WATS A TBACK? A KIND OF STEAK?
OH THE CALL THEM CHONIES AND G-STRINGS THIS DAY IN AGE
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plug drugs literally no experience of the outside world despite going into it regularly to buy cigarettes; the drug-addled thoughts dampen sensory input and impair the ability to form memories of late-age grocery baggers and register jockeys
Gentleman Doli
06-09-2013, 10:43 AM
ive shaken doctors up with what i know, they literally dont know shit about their own profession. Surgeons are about the only doctors who know have a decent clue what theyre doing, and even a lot of them, fuck up, often.
this is a bad opinion
Gentleman Doli
06-09-2013, 10:43 AM
also youre not going to be a doctor. lol. thank god for that
plug drugs literally no experience of the outside world despite going into it regularly to buy cigarettes; the drug-addled thoughts dampen sensory input and impair the ability to form memories of late-age grocery baggers and register jockeys
"I do drugs that totally qualifies me to be a doctor with no other education"
m0nde
06-09-2013, 02:48 PM
i wasn't fired from my last job, they held it for me while i was in the psych hospital & rehab and i went back to it for 2 weeks before i faked a non-work-related injury so i could quit without looking like an asshole. because that job was fucking miserableso how long until the same outcome with this job?
m0nde
06-09-2013, 02:49 PM
plug drugs literally no experience of the outside world despite going into it regularly to buy cigarettes; the drug-addled thoughts dampen sensory input and impair the ability to form memories of late-age grocery baggers and register jockeysi'm surprised he hasn't asked veritechryan to mentor him
"I do drugs that totally qualifies me to be a doctor with no other education"
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