CAG'S OFFICAL STRIP CLUB PLAY LIST

[Autistic Spectrum]

marco did not make this thread nor is it about great products at affordable prices!

[Cody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

[always stevey]

oh my god. I'm ignoring this thread.

Cody still thinks Right Said Fred is funny.

[Cody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRRXwypD-H8

[always stevey]

*thread marked read*

[Cody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8

[always stevey]

XsxgcLf0TSY&autoplay=1

[Cody]

ok lol

[always stevey]

Dude, fucking edit your post. Now there are two autoplays.. idiot.

[Cody]

thats horrible stripper music btw try this out instead:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enI1_c1wnzk

[always stevey]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outdated.
No one dances to this Africa Bambatta shit

[Cody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jzVJjk32E&list=PL296F1E69450FAB2D

[always stevey]

Nah, Lords of Acid is kinda old too.
Basically what you'll hear in a club is the top 40 stuff.

[Cody]

:puke:

[Gentleman Doli]

Basically, what youll hear in a club is the sound of pl making ironic horse neighing noises whenever cag comes out on stage

[always stevey]

Actually, the music kinda drowns out any chance of hearing anything.

[always stevey]

Better than hearing a bunch of wrinkled old fucks and diseased mutant freaks asking for their arthritis medication and cold sore cream.

[Cody]

Better than hearing a bunch of wrinkled old fucks and diseased mutant freaks asking for their arthritis medication and cold sore cream.

you mean like if plugdrugs got his gramma to let lisa move in with them all

[m0nde]

Ox-Head (simplified Chinese: 牛头; traditional Chinese: 牛頭; pinyin: niú tóu) and Horse-Face (simplified Chinese: 马面; traditional Chinese: 馬面; pinyin: mǎ miàn) are two fearsome guardians or types guardian of the Underworld in Chinese mythology, where the dead face suffering prior to reincarnation. As indicated by their names, Ox-head has the head of an ox, and Horse-face has the face of a horse. They are the first people a dead soul meets upon arriving in the Underworld; in many stories they directly escort the newly dead to the Underworld. Usually, the two are mentioned together (牛头马面/牛頭馬面). Occasionally however, some souls manage to escape their clutches to roam on earth under the guise of a human facade, but Yim Los far-seeing eyes means Ox-Head and Horse-Face are typically dispatched in time to capture these lost souls.
In the Chinese classic novel Journey to the West, at one point Horse-Faces and Ox-Heads are sent to capture Sun Wukong, the Monkey King. Sun Wukong overpowers them and scares them away. He then breaks into the Underworld and crosses out the names of himself and his people from the record of living souls, hence granting immortality to himself and his monkey followers. In Japanese mythology the two are known as "Gozu (牛頭)" and "Mezu (馬頭)".

[Howard Dean]

two fearsome lizards

[Cody]

:biggun: :lizard: :hide: :gout: :snake: :herpetarium:

[always stevey]

huh? the fuck are all these lizard gifs I keep seeing everywhere? what do they mean?

[Howard Dean]

you and cody prety much

[Howard Dean]

i mean also lisa i guess

[always stevey]

So much for your shitty little anti lizard contamination league. lol

[Howard Dean]

well i mean lizard refers to ppl who visited from other forums. i dont own a shitty little anti lizard contamination league

[Howard Dean]

shitty itty bitty titty comitty

[always stevey]

HOWARD! is that u?

[Howard Dean]

yeh im howard

[Howard Dean]

why r u freaking about it calm down ok

[always stevey]

whatever

[Howard Dean]

w/e

[Howard Dean]

:rolleyes:

[Cody]

:biggun: :lizard: :hide: :gout: :snake: :herpetarium:

[always stevey]

omg what is all that stuff. lol

[Cody]

rubynet smileys

[always stevey]

thats amazing ooh

[Howard Dean]

i cant breathe

[Cody]

take my breeeaeaaaaath aaaaaaaaaawwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[always stevey]

There you go with the old ass songs. no more! please

[Cody]

There you go with the old ass songs. no more! please

I DONT LIKE NEW MUSIC I DO NOT WANT TO MOVE LIKE JAGGER WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS AND I THINK NIKI MIRAGE OR W/E NEEDS TO BE PUBLICLY SHOT

[always stevey]

you're not my dad you're my fucking grampa. ughhh

[Cody]

i like mostly 70's 80's and some 90's but not much

[the president of sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig

get it right scrubs

[Howard Dean]

that black man sweating is me right now thinkin about cag

[always stevey]

haha howard dead is listening to it. he's been in this thread for a few minutes

[Cody]

haha you didnt log off like you said you would

[always stevey]

shut the fuck up nigger

[Cody]

haha you didnt log off like you said you would

[always stevey]

whatever.

[the president of sex]

cody is nf

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

yPyH8U_aPoU

[Howard Dean]

nigger funny

[always stevey]

Hanging out with the super cool, social butterflies of rubynet on a friday. So awesome.

[Howard Dean]

can u overdose on vitamin c

[Howard Dean]

bout to find out

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

howard dont

[always stevey]

Let me know how it goes.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

suhc an angry young lady

[Howard Dean]

very sour

[Cody]

im funny as fuck

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1oaXqBJRRQ

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-46QX3xkgSE

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4F4hhw-vAE

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvKH3Nbmkp8

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcHa2ieK9s

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjwyFs3oyDM

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5nJEbJkHjQ

[Cody]

ween fucking sucks

[Camoron]

cag is gonna put you on ignore lol

[maks]

ween fucking sucks


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oeu9T7t1zI

[always stevey]

omg what did i post last night, omg.

[Camoron]

mostly just 90s stuff like ween and primus

[always stevey]

oh god oh god i fucked up.

[Camoron]

why

[Cody]

well i was posting 90's stuff and she was telling me it was all dated and old and shit

[Plug Drugs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1oaXqBJRRQ
how is that stripper music

[Cody]

how is that stripper music

dunno but ive wet my dick many many times to that

[juji]

dunno but ive wet my dick many many times to that

stupid, strippers put their musica whatever they want to dance better

[Camoron]

yeah stupid

[m0nde]

put my musica wherever, baby

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRRXwypD-H8

excellent choice, but a much better thrill kill song to strip to is this
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[Cody]

I went to a strip club once, girl says hey baby want a lap dance in the VIP room? I said idk does that mean we're going to fuck? she says lol no im just gonna make you real horny. so i said how much does that cost? she said fifty bucks. I said fifty bucks, lady for 50 bucks i can get a bag of weed and a blowjob.

i was asked nicely to leave by a large black man about 2 minutes later, never been to another strip club since, waste of money.

[Camoron]

I went to a strip club once, girl says hey baby want a lap dance in the VIP room? I said idk does that mean we're going to fuck? she says lol no im just gonna make you real horny. so i said how much does that cost? she said fifty bucks. I said fifty bucks, lady for 50 bucks i can get a bag of weed and a blowjob.

i was asked nicely to leave by a large black man about 2 minutes later, never been to another strip club since, waste of money.

Classy

[m0nde]

cody, when you lived in CA, did you see cag at the club?

[blumpkin blownuts]

did she take off her horseshoes and fire em down at ya?

[Camoron]

Funny

[Camoron]

any of you fuckers want to try me with your toy gun but then I noticed the toy boomerang daggers.

[Cody]

cody, when you lived in CA, did you see cag at the club?

No she lives in SoCal I lived up in Sacto, like 12 hours away. frisco was like 2 hours from me. Fulsom prison 20 minutes.

[Battery Bits]

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