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Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 12:55 AM
:time:

timmy
06-07-2013, 12:57 AM
GUSH

m0nde
06-07-2013, 01:11 AM
timmy try hard

Gentleman Doli
06-07-2013, 01:24 AM
you push carts at wal mart for a living and shoot mexican balls of hair, old mens cum, and 0.0000005% heroin into your muscular tssue and will probably die

Camoron
06-07-2013, 01:32 AM
PD how come yuo never get on skype anymore

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 01:32 AM
you work at a walmart pharmacy and think youre above other employees in the depaartment store, thats like, worse man

i bet you like telling former high school classmates on facebook that you are now a "pharmacy technician" and think it sounds sophisticated lol, you do grunt work, you count out pills and put them in a bottle, and occasionally smarm your way out of arguments with unruly customers when their insurance doesnt go through

m0nde
06-07-2013, 01:35 AM
lol, i didn't know doli works at walmart

like vertitechryan junior

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 01:36 AM
doli didnt even know that hydroxyzine was inverse histamine receptor agonist, lawl

Camoron
06-07-2013, 01:36 AM
you work at a walmart pharmacy and think youre above other employees in the depaartment store, thats like, worse man

i bet you like telling former high school classmates on facebook that you are now a "pharmacy technician" and think it sounds sophisticated lol, you do grunt work, you count out pills and put them in a bottle, and occasionally smarm your way out of arguments with unruly customers when their insurance doesnt go through

if you make 100,000 dolalrs a year working with a bunch of minimum wagers then yeah you are above them

Camoron
06-07-2013, 01:38 AM
PD how come yuo never get on skype anymore

m0nde
06-07-2013, 01:38 AM
if you make 100,000 dolalrs a year working with a bunch of minimum wagers then yeah you are above themhe's not a pharmacist, he's a pharmacy technician

he makes a bit over minimum wage
he should be mentored by plug drugs, who prob makes more than he does because he's worked at walmart longer

Camoron
06-07-2013, 01:38 AM
im here for you mike.

Camoron
06-07-2013, 01:38 AM
he's not a pharmacist, he's a pharmacy technician

he makes a bit over minimum wage
he should be mentored by plug drugs, who prob makes more than he does because he's worked at walmart longer

he will be a pharmacist though who cares hes like 20 years old

m0nde
06-07-2013, 01:39 AM
add me on skype, both of you
i want to talk to you about walmart's treatment of their employees

Camoron
06-07-2013, 01:39 AM
p[lease stop making fun of my friend, gerneral doli.

Camoron
06-07-2013, 01:39 AM
I cant add you because your name fucked up skype and it literally gives me an error that says m0nde is not a valid integer way to go retard

m0nde
06-07-2013, 01:40 AM
i just tried to add you
i set my name up that way to rage out some people last year

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 01:42 AM
if you make 100,000 dolalrs a year working with a bunch of minimum wagers then yeah you are above them

the pharmacy techs only make like 9 dollars an hour. only the pharmacist with the doctorate makes the Gs, and the only reason they even still have them is because its a federal requirement that a licensed pharmacist be present in a pharmacy at all times

StompleB
06-07-2013, 01:43 AM
doli didnt even know that hydroxyzine was inverse histamine receptor agonist, lawl

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Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 01:44 AM
i dont work at walmart lol, i did for like 3 months during the holiday season when i was 19

m0nde
06-07-2013, 01:44 AM
the pharmacy techs only make like 9 dollars an hour. only the pharmacist with the doctorate makes the Gs, and the only reason they even still have them is because its a federal requirement that a licensed pharmacist be present in a pharmacy at all timessince when does a pharmacist have to have a doctorate?

he needs a BPharm and a license. they start at 20k or something, i think.

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 01:46 AM
i bet doli flunks undergrad organic chem and never even makes it to a post grad school

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 01:48 AM
since when does a pharmacist have to have a doctorate?

he needs a BPharm and a license. they start at 20k or something, i think.

what, really, thats gay. so all the times they fucked up my script, it was because they have community college monkeys running around back there?

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 01:50 AM
ive got some googling to do

m0nde
06-07-2013, 01:54 AM
ya, you can get a pharmacy degree at a community college
when they first get out of college they're paid shit
go look it up

m0nde
06-07-2013, 01:54 AM
look at the huge variance in salaries here: http://www.indeed.com/salary/q-Pharmacist-l-United-States.html

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 01:56 AM
doli which of the following is not only a vascular constrictor but also an anti-cholinergic:
a) methylphenidate
b) scopalamine
c) propranolol
d) levomethorphan

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:01 AM
doli which of these medicines have you delivered to homes in the garland, tx area?
a) methylphenidate
b) scopalamine
c) propranolol
d) levomethorphan

Camoron
06-07-2013, 02:01 AM
at least doli has a career path

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:02 AM
pharmacy technicians don't automatically become pharmacists, camoron

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 02:03 AM
describe adrenergic receptor affinity, while citing specific differences between alpha and beta receptor functionalities

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:03 AM
it's like being a receptionist in a doctor's office vs a doctor

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:03 AM
doli, describe being an alpha vs a beta male in the walmart pharmacy

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 02:07 AM
(15 points) 5-hydroxytryptamine has a broad range of receptor subtypes; with functions ranging from body temperature modulation, to regulating mood and appetite. Name 5 receptor subtypes of 5-ht, and describe some of their theorized roles in the nervous system

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:11 AM
doli, look up some technical sounding questions on google and paste them in this thread for 20 points

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 02:16 AM
those arent googled questions, i wrote them

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:17 AM
get on skype so we can talk about it

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 02:19 AM
ive studied this shit tediously since i was 13, you could say i'm a prodigy

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:22 AM
you should work in the walmart pharmacy, bro

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 02:24 AM
right now i'm reading Wheelock's Latin; i'm a bit disapointed in myself though as i wanted to start cracking down on Latin earlier

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:25 AM
if you're not working at walmart now, where are you working?

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 02:29 AM
i really dont like sharing any details about my real life with this forum, but i was working about 2 months ago...

right now i'm on, uhhh, sabbatical... yeah lets go with that

m0nde
06-07-2013, 02:30 AM
well everyone thinks of you as working at walmart as a greeter or whatever

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 02:31 AM
anyways, an introductory level knowledge of Latin is essential for any would be pseudointellectual; if you cant spout out cliche latin phrases at your cocktail parties how cool can you possibly be?

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 02:33 AM
well everyone thinks of you as working at walmart as a greeter or whatever

theyre just jealous

the president of sex
06-07-2013, 04:08 AM
plugdrugs you know so much about drugs why arent you a phrmacist

the president of sex
06-07-2013, 04:12 AM
plugdrugs i hsve reslly bad allergies how do i get my sinuses to stop draining

the president of sex
06-07-2013, 04:14 AM
help

Camoron
06-07-2013, 04:20 AM
get rid of your cats

Plug Drugs
06-07-2013, 04:57 AM
plugdrugs i hsve reslly bad allergies how do i get my sinuses to stop draining

routine exposure to the allergen and your body WILL build up a tolerance to its own histamine releases. That, and good old benadryl when it gets really bad.

m0nde
06-07-2013, 05:21 AM
pick your nose and eat it

timmy
06-07-2013, 05:43 AM
thats so monde:game:

maks
06-07-2013, 08:52 AM
you work at a walmart pharmacy and think youre above other employees in the depaartment store, thats like, worse man

You're an unemployed drug addict who steals pills from his grandmother's medicine cabinet.

Cody
06-07-2013, 09:36 AM
routine exposure to the allergen and your body WILL build up a tolerance to its own histamine releases. That, and good old benadryl when it gets really bad.

this is bullshit