cody refuses to respond to my friend request

[m0nde]

why can't i be part of your crew?
i've always supported you and have said for a long time that you aren't a lizard and should be accepted

[always stevey]

Maybe it's cus you're a muslim?

[juji]

m0nde is not a muslim, he is a sikh

[m0nde]

neither
but i don't think that has anything to do with me being accepted by cody
i've tried my best to be civil to him and telling people to be his friend, ignore his felony conviction
i even helped him try to get that conviction erased from his record

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

brown guy who isnt mexican = ayrab to 99% of the united states

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Wiki-facial.gif

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

what is codys felony for

[m0nde]

idk, i think it was for using lead paint

[always stevey]

neither
but i don't think that has anything to do with me being accepted by cody
i've tried my best to be civil to him and telling people to be his friend, ignore his felony conviction
i even helped him try to get that conviction erased from his record

You've used the carrot, time to use the stick!

[blumpkin blownuts]

You've used the carrot, time to use the stick!

that's disgusting.

[m0nde]

cody is an elitist

[always stevey]

that's disgusting.

You.... have a one track mind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_and_stick

[m0nde]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_and_stickhttp://i.imgur.com/dxDUUPz.png

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

which beautiful lizard lady is that

[m0nde]

anyway, it's really disheartening to be rejected this way on the internet by someone who you admire
cody, what can i do to be your friend?

[m0nde]

which beautiful lizard lady is thatthat's my shovelface girl

[always stevey]

If that's your new girlfriend, it's a step up from your ex-wife. Rooting for ya, Monde! :)

[m0nde]

If that's your new girlfriend, it's a step up from your ex-wife. Rooting for ya, Monde! :)bb, please

[always stevey]

I read on the internet (I believe everything I read on the internet) that obese couples enjoy playing feeder games with eachother- like hiding a club sandwich under a flap or fold and having their blindfolded lover sniff out the location.

[m0nde]

maybe i should try that with cody

[always stevey]

With Cody you'll need to use pieces tri tip.

[always stevey]

The bloodier the better.

[m0nde]

cody, if you perceive a sarcastic tone in my posts, please understand that this thread in no way here to denigrate you
i only want to understand why you won't add me to your friends list

[sex with dead people]

I love the cultural diversity this forum provides except for the niggers

[rootbeer]

With Cody you'll need to use pieces tri tip.

wat

[m0nde]

cody, i'm not asking you to be my friend for rep boosting purposes, bro

[rootbeer]

monde you are obsessed with rep boosting

[Cody]

anyway, it's really disheartening to be rejected this way on the internet by someone who you admire
cody, what can i do to be your friend?


I read on the internet (I believe everything I read on the internet) that obese couples enjoy playing feeder games with eachother- like hiding a club sandwich under a flap or fold and having their blindfolded lover sniff out the location.


maybe i should try that with cody

take a wild guess

[m0nde]

so can i be part of the crew?

[Cody]

membership isnt really optional i dont think most of us are just lumped together in here i used to post crewless before i got here

i like being king though, thats nice

[m0nde]

being king lizard has its perks

[Cody]

being king lizard has its perks

it does, but seeing as how i literally have known you longer than anyone else here that makes you a lizard emporor or og lizard #1 your choice

[Camoron]

how do u know m0nde

[m0nde]

my knowing you longer (which is by no means true) allows you to bestow your lizard crown to me?
how does this make sense? you accept you're king lizard but you somehow think i'm a lizard too and that i'm superior to you?

anyway, as little sense as any of that makes, what about our friendship, bro?

[m0nde]

how do u know m0ndehe doesn't
he's high on paint fumes or something and trying to make something twisted of our blossoming friendship

[Camoron]

Codey and m0nde... together there is nothing that they cannot acheive

[m0nde]

if only i was part of the crew...

[Cody]

how do u know m0nde

him and barry used to post at www.theybannedme.com before it was closed thanks to flag harassing the owner and scaring him, circa 2008

[m0nde]

him and barry used to post at www.theybannedme.com before it was closed thanks to flag harassing the owner and scaring him, circa 2008ie known me longer than anyone else on this forum has known me
:m0nde:

[Cody]

it does, but seeing as how i literally have known you longer than anyone else here that makes you a lizard emporor or og lizard #1 your choice


ie known me longer than anyone else on this forum has known me
:m0nde:

learn to read clerk

[m0nde]

here means the people on the forum and you've known me longer than they have known me, right

YET

you won't be my friend :(

[Camoron]

him and barry used to post at www.theybannedme.com before it was closed thanks to flag harassing the owner and scaring him, circa 2008

ok but hes posted here since like 2006 so

also pretty sure that was like 2011 lol

[m0nde]

idk what cody is talking about, but he KNOWS me and still won't be my friend :(

[m0nde]

ok but hes posted here since like 2006 so

also pretty sure that was like 2011 lolposted since 2005. i remember i went to the forums and you and some fags gave me neg rep

[macpro]

U 2 could be great friends. U have a lot in common.

[m0nde]

i'm trying

[m0nde]

also
ALSO
who fucked with cody's rep? it used to be much higher
i think ruby took some of it and gave it to tim when he was fucking with rootbeer's

[macpro]

you know I hate when I call tech rep and get Indonesia and they want to remote my computer
for $250.00. Fucking thieves.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

i will remotely assist you for only 20 dollars macpro

[Cody]

it does, but seeing as how i literally have known you longer than anyone else here that makes you a lizard emporor or og lizard #1 your choice


here means the people on the forum and you've known me longer than they have known me, right

YET

you won't be my friend :(

no read it again it means ive known you longer than i have known anyone else here, from tbm. you took it in the wrong context on purpose just to be a douche

[m0nde]

uh, so you're saying that because you know me better than others here i'm somehow emperor frilled lizard
how does that follow?

anyway, all that is moot. i'm asking you to be my friend, but you're sidestepping the issue, cody.
why are you avoiding my request?

[Cody]

uh, so you're saying that because you know me better than others here i'm somehow emperor frilled lizard
how does that follow?

anyway, all that is moot. i'm asking you to be my friend, but you're sidestepping the issue, cody.
why are you avoiding my request?

you never sent me one yet that ive seen

[Cody]

and yeah since technically you and tim brought me here you both deserve honorary titles, tims already got exhalted dunro i figured youd like og lizard #1

[Cody]

because its a nigger name and well youre not unironically white

[0mon Ra]

just posting here to see how many posts i have

[Cody]

you need to make a lot more

[Cody]

http://i.imgur.com/imdInEP.jpg

[Cody]

yes being lazy about typing and posting a meme instead isnt lazy lizard tactic 101 and the standard go to move for all my crew

[juji]

rETARD

[Cody]

mmmph ungh ungh ghyaaana

[m0nde]

idk why cody has suddenly focussed his unfriendliness onto elezzzark, but the main question has still not been answered:
when are you going to accept my friend request?

[m0nde]

cody, how's your morning going so far, friend?

[Cody]

oh hi there i didnt see this post anyways check your visitor messages kk

[Camoron]

Cody i sent a friend request please be my friend

[Cody]

youre just jelly cause im cags friend

[Camoron]

oh are you

[Camoron]

i think youre jelyl cause im general dolis friend

[Cody]

:dinorage:

[Camoron]

please be my friend cody this post is not a joke

[Cody]

http://cdn.lolzbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Beer..-stahp.jpg

[Camoron]

cody and i are friends now

[Gentleman Doli]

http://cdn.lolzbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Beer..-stahp.jpg

LOL

[Gentleman Doli]

cdn.lolzbook.com

[m0nde]

cody and i have ALWAYS been friends

[Cody]

except all those times when you were like cody youre a :lizard: and youll never be one of us so stop picking on barry

[m0nde]

idk what our friendship has to do with you being king :lizard:

[Cody]

You know i want you right? i want to fuck you in your sexy curry scented man pussy and feel your course ass hair scour the dead skin from my cock knob as i spurt my milky man essence into your chubby middle aged brown ass.

[m0nde]

sounds friendly

[Cody]

it is, we can listen to what what in the butt while we do it bb

[always stevey]

ugh why is everyone here soooooo fucking dorky? eh?

[Cody]

ugh why is everyone here soooooo fucking dorky? eh?


it is, we can listen to what what in the butt while we do it bb