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[macpro]

Need to borrow you and baby (10 minutes) (Century Rio 24)
Two professional gentlemen seeking the services of someone with a baby to help us smuggle KFC (the new boneless kind) to the new Superman movie, Man of Steel, that premieres the night of June 13.

Here is what would be required on your end:
>bring your baby, and preferably a stroller, to Century Rio 24 at approximately 10:30pm on Thursday
>meet outside, and assist us in filling the diaper bag with delicious Kentucky fried chicken
>wait in the lobby as we use the stroller to smuggle the KFC into the movie

It's that simple. We will meet you outside after the KFC is in the theatre (you will not need to wait until the end of the film) and return your baby, unharmed, and compensate you for your time.

Please no cops. •Location: Century Rio 24
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
•Compensation: $10 and one piece of our delicious chicken dinner


http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/evg/3827510462.html

[rubycalaber]

please no cops lmao

[sex with dead people]

Sometimes I wanna stab you in the face

[skrizach]

this owns

[Camoron]

that movie is gonna iown, so much ownage, holy shit

[Camoron]

should smuggle in some burgs though
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3016793/supermanburger.jpg

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I feel bad for any infant whose mother is stupid enough to let them be unsupervised by two male complete strangers.

[always stevey]

Kill everyone on Craigslist please

[Camoron]

dont kill Hogan Martin

[blumpkin blownuts]

kfc's alot better when it smells like babyshit

also some mexican broad with a sick babby is going to do the deal and when she gets the baby back she'll be like "what you did? you make babby sick now you pay for doctor"

[sex with dead people]

I feel bad for any mother whose male child had his penis removed later in life.

[Howard Dean]

oh f*ck dude that sh*ts cr*zy

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I feel bad for any mother whose male child had his penis removed later in life.

Keep reminding the forum that you are so long term butthurt that you have nothing else to resort to but desperate gender flaming. I enjoy reading the pwnage.