CLAY IS INCHES AWAY FROM BEING PUSHED OVER THE EDGE BE EXTRA CAREFUL DEALING WITH CLAY

[timmy]

http://health.newsplurk.com/2012/02/no-more-king-sized-snickers-twix-milky.html HE HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS HIS LIFE HAS BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN HE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT MORE THAN EVER PLEASE BE NICE TO CLAY SO HE DOESNT EXPLODE IN FITS OF RAGE AND DOES SOMETHING WE WILLL ALL WISH NEVER HAPPENED(taking down claytonnet for good)

[steveyos]

I knew this thread was about that lmfao tim is literally the only good poster left here and I'm taking him with me to fjs where I can post with just him and elz

[maks]

JgSv1SKCteQ

[timmy]

clay steals snickers from kids on halloween

[boobz]

I knew this thread was about that lmfao tim is literally the only good poster left here and I'm taking him with me to fjs where I can post with just him and elz

And talk about second life all the time lmfao your life is shit lol

[clay]

I knew this thread was about that lmfao tim is literally the only good poster left here and I'm taking him with me to fjs where I can post with just him and elz

steveys idea of a good thread is predictability and the inability to use punctuation or words with more than two syllables

[timmy]

clays idea of a good thread is being a complet efaggot

[fjs nguyens again]

herro http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbsmall_293/1216906879ELd7HT.jpg

[timmy]

i just read the best story
>be straight
>accidently be in gay bar
>hit on by guy
>not realise i'm being hit on til he asks if i wanna go back to his place
>decide this must be fate, when i get horny i think about sucking dicks
>suck this guys shlong and swallow, tastes good
>he sucks mine, deep throat and sloppy, sticks his finger in my ass whilst he chokes me down, best blowjob i ever had.
>soon as i come, feel awful, bail out the guys house go home and wash my dick

[timmy]

its funny because i can relate up until the "decide this must be fate" part i just bailed straight up im not a big fag yo i only take home little bitches like rubycakes big bears are a no go(sorry clay)

[clay]

its funny because its not funny and you think its funny

[timmy]

wow an unfunny parody alt of me

[timmy]

its funny because its not funny and you think its funny

sorry clay im sorry that you dont relate im sorry that you never unkowingley walked into a gay bar and look back on it and laugh at yourself im sorry clay i cant help you so instead send me money via paypal

[clay]

what happens if i make you admin, barry? spin me, give me your vision, make me want you

[timmy]

you cant buy me with your admin clay im not an object you cant buy me

[clay]

you asked me to be admin twice within the past week. sell me on the idea of a barry admin

[clay]

why dont you get on irc and we can

talk turkey

[boobz]

tldr: Barry sucked a schlong at a gay bar

[timmy]

turkey slap?

[kamran]

homosexuality is an abomination.

nothing is more disgusting than male homosexuals, accidental or not.

[timmy]

finally someone that feels the same way as me about gays

[kamran]

to support male sodomy is to reject the will of allah.



muhammad clearly stated that you should place allah above all.
that you should reject all that allah rejects, and the acceptance of these things is akin to rejecting allah himself.
that to consume on the fruit of another man is forbidden amongst those who have not attained the title of mullah.

[Plug Drugs]

barry gets all squiggly in his butthole when people tell him hes a good poster but really hes just using a docile mix of everyone else's posting style - when we all know there is an inner-asperger that lies within, waiting to spring ouit

[timmy]

plug drugs so mad and jelly he comes up with these worrying observations that only lead everyone to the conclusion that he needs a therapist to talk about how upset he is that barry is a better poster than him. deal with it faggot.

[Plug Drugs]

you can't bottle it up forever barry, eventually its going to burst out

[timmy]

to support male sodomy is to reject the will of allah.



muhammad clearly stated that you should place allah above all.
that you should reject all that allah rejects, and the acceptance of these things is akin to rejecting allah himself.
that to consume on the fruit of another man is forbidden amongst those who have not attained the title of mullah.

wait a minute so youre telling me if you are an expert on the quran and have all of it memorized you are good to go banging other men? is that what youre saying or did i misinterpret

[Plug Drugs]

youre like a dog who takes a shit on the living room floor even when it knows its not supposed to, but it can't help it because its emotions overwhelm it

[timmy]

you can't bottle it up forever barry, eventually its going to burst out

keep doing drugs and pretending you know whats going on on a comedy forum

[timmy]

youre like a dog who takes a shit on the living room floor even when it knows its not supposed to, but it can't help it because its emotions overwhelm it

youre like a drug addict who gets hyped over the thought of doing drugs and you also think about drugs all the time, but you cant help it becuase youre heavily addicted

[steveyos]

I'm not joking, tim is honestly the best poster at this forum now I'm opening fjs back up solely so he'll post

he's the only funny one left the rest of you just complain all the time now

[blumpkin blownuts]

hey yeah lets open the door and scoop some dogshit inside and see if a buncha flys come in too

I'm not joking, tim is honestly the best poster at this forum now I'm opening fjs back up solely so he'll post

he's the only funny one left the rest of you just complain all the time now